Listen man..take it from one of many dudes who have been here before.

CUT YOUR LOSSES. I swear to God, if you guys make nice, you're gonna be pouring back through this thread in about 6 months or even maybe a year or two saying.."Jesus tits, those motherfuckers on CP were like the gatdamn Miss Cleo.."

True story. She gets it. The dude she's fucking around with gets it. All her single friends get it. You don't get it right now..and you'd better hope you don't make nice and end up "getting it" further down the road when there may be something more serious than moving in together on the line..Like a marriage, or a child.

Seriously, I don't care if she's a 10/10 on the hot scale and sucks dick like Claythan in church camp...put in in her ass one last time, blow a wad on her face, then blow a handful of glitter onto your spooge for a really sweet carnival-coating and call it good.

Don't walk. Don't run. Hop in a fucking car and drive your ass 120 mph away.

And make a stop by Quick Trip and treat yourself to a yummy spicy chicken n cheese taquito

Count me. I've lost a 2-3yr girlfriend to "just a friend".....a dipshit of such epic proportions that I never in a million years saw him as a threat to pull my pussy.

Because of how emotions work, you won't dump her, you'll put up with this for a while, and I'm guessing around the 4th of July, probably a month after you've moved in with her anyway against all advice, you'll be back in here for with your consolation prize thread.

I'll bet your buddies are telling you the same thing. Aren't they?

you mean the ones that aren't fukn his girl?

for real, violate that bitch and go

Tell her your going to the movies with a girl, watch her reaction then go, "see".

I still alittle guilty about that sorry

If you stutter, I'm sorry I punched out the windows of your El Camino.


well, not really. **** you. That felt pretty good.

Women are naive. Even if he is hot after her twat, she'll deny any thought of him putting the moves on her. It's up to her whether or not you're worth it to her. I'd say **** it.

Have a friend text you, but overtly hide the messages from her. Then say "it's just [hot girl you both know]".

i don't know what that means, but I am sure it was funny lmao

Besides dude, you're 20, in Waterloo(Waterloo/Cedar Falls two small college towns). Let her walk, then, grab some little college bitch. Trust me, you'll thank me later.

Outstanding post, scathingly to the point yet with a touch of wry humor. If that doesn't do it, then I just don't know.....

ROFL

Yes... maybe pee in her butt, too.

Sounds like she is a ****ing whore. No offense.