Not even close. My wife works out 5 days a week.

Just yet another in a long line of things that you're wrong about.

Don't be jealous because we have fun in the bedroom while you engage in the same boring routine over and over and over and over.

LMAO

pffffft.

prove it.

I don't need to prove it.

Only an insecure, cross dressing, holier-than-thou jackass such as yourself needs validation from CP.

Carry on with being an asshat though. It's cute that you don't want to provide details but felt the need to post in this thread and say you wouldn't post details.

Are you jealous that some people have fun in their bedrooms?

LMAO....that's the spirit, kettle! don't be ashamed, even people like you need lovin.

insecurity is having to "brag" about a sex life.

Yes, all the other people who have said similar things must be "bragging" and insecure as well.


Were you born this stupid or did you get a knock off dress up outfit that had contaminated fibers or something?

Jesus, would you two DC dipshits take your ****ing mental midget fight to the other forum?

Sorry. I guess I shouldn't have started an entertaining thread that tempted stevie to come into and post his typical bullshit. :rolleyes:

sorry, lew. I normally don't engage him.

n00b...

:D

nope, just you.

Outright lying. How very holy roller of you.

This thread makes me ****ing depressed. I think about the last time I got a bj. Then I think about how often that shit used to happen.

When I was 14 I was helping my dad at his shop and a guy came buy to change out the parts cleaner barrel and I remember having a conversation where he told me once you get married the bjs stop. And you know what the first two years they didn't since the baby. GONE. Very depressing my wife is fantastic at blow jobs. I'm gonna go take some melatonin and see if I can beat off before I fall asleep.

sweet dreams? :shrug:

Have you tried talking to your wife about this?

Sometimes your significant other just needs to be reminded that you have needs and desires as well.

That doesn't seem nice.

Of course. Got some good pussy last night. Had to do some bitching and moaning and she came in and did all the work.

No, but I do think he is hilariously out of his mind.

Pass on that dude, I have a life. Sex and Bj's are awesome, but not twice a day every day awesome. That would be cool for a week tops IMO.

I talked about how much sex I got when I was a dumb kid that thought it was a feather in my cap.

Now I have way too much respect for my wife to discuss her on a message board like a conquest.

But I shouldn't judge. If thats your thing, go for it.

It does seem a little bizarre. But hey, if you want to participate in an anonymous bulletin board discussion where you can lie your ass off and suggest your wife is a ravenous whore and a lovely mother in the same sentence, go for it.:evil:

My wife is definitely a conquest for me, and I would brag about her all day, because for me she is perfect. I outkicked my coverage big time, she makes me a better person. She is as hot on the outside as she is beautiful on the inside, AND she gives wicked BJ's, and the sex is fantastic. That is not degrading to her its a compliment. I would have 0 issues telling any of my friends in real life the same thing I just did in this post.

LMAO uptight poster is uptight.

I haven't discussed her as a conquest. My wife enjoys sex as much (maybe even more considering she initiates it as often as I do) than I do. It's actually pretty awesome because we've been together over a decade and the sex has gotten better (which obviously isn't the case for you and dress up suzie).

Just because you're not comfortable discussing sex doesn't mean others aren't.

Has anybody tried swapping with their significant other? Not like swapping your wife, but swapping after you cum in her mouth.

:thumb:

What you're describing is fairly normal after a baby. Sometimes new parents need to be reminded that they have an intimate relationship that needs to be maintained.

LMAO I have not.

Sounds like you are an expert at it though.

I can't stand El jefe usually but this post is spot on.

I have several friends that are extremely jealous of the overall relationship my wife and I have.

I bought a monthly Brazzers subscription online, and it came with this cum swapping website. I watched a couple of videos and consider myself a swap convert.

LMAO PM pawnmower. He should be willing to help you learn how to do it properly.

Yea. That's not going to happen.

:spock:

Go beat up somebody up for being different than you Mr. College bully. The men are trying to discuss blowjobs.

Whatever gets it up for you, Jack.

people on this board know my wife, not gonna disrespect her like that.

Are you worried about Gonzo saying something about her? I got your back bro. **** that guy.

Gonzo is harmless.

my wife is 6'1" and drop dead gorgeous,, we have a 21, 18 and two year old...had my baby girl at 50, wife was 41.

:rockon:

6'1 without heels? Did she play basketball?

LMAO

no, but she could never get anyone to play tether ball more than once.

she was as tall as some of her teachers growing up.

I have met your wife on many occasions. we have spent hours together. Same with JSPchief and his wife. I can say from experience that both of your wifes are class acts. I also can say with complete confidence that you both married up.:Poke:

So what say you??? Hall of Classics material in here or not?

I say nobody gives a shit about the hall of classics.

You don't seem nice.

ME LOVE ESCORTS LONG TIME!

Any more entertainment value to be squeezed out of this thread?

Damn my wife is 6'1"without heels too.

:shrug: I got some road head while I was in KC for xmas.

Quit going to Independence Avenue bruh

I don't pay for it like you do.

My wife and I went to the boat and she wanted to get a little frisky on the way home and we couldn't do anything while at my mother's house. So I got some road head. Yay for me.

Truth be told, I'd give up head forever for just one more chance at a true love... when you love a girl enough, head is great, but the ultimate satisfaction comes from having someone in your life that gets your fart jokes and idiosyncracies, someone that knows your every move in bed and is there every night anyway.

I'd give up head for that, yes I would.

The older I get, the more important availability, consistency and familiarity is... playing the field is so hit and miss, so full of meaningless relationships and lonely nights, the guys in their 20's and 30's can have that shit.

That was, quite possibly, the gayest post ever, Scott. .. And Billay says a LOT of gay shit on here.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”

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