You should. It would make you a more interesting person.

Have her consult with Katipan and JD10367 for guidance.

unfortunately, the same applies in my situation. LMAO

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Clarification: She was terrible at it when we were dating. So that would have been sophomore year in college.

Right. Because I'm sure I enthrall this fora with tales of how much of a mancrush I have on Christopher Nolan and how exciting the life of a high school sports announcer is.

:rolleyes:

I wish.
I can pretty much guarantee that won't happen. pron is the devil / 'disgusting' LMAO


I'm defeated. i fought the good fight for years. Just don't care anymore lol.
too ****ing tired 1/2 the time anyway. so I've got that going for me.

You need to add a Y-axis - "Years married"

Add more things to your portfolio. It's not tough to do, even if you're low on funds. Libraries are free, museums are usually reasonably prices, etc...

I got so far as to have the conversation about what options would be available if the other person couldn't have sex anymore. For whatever reason.

I am very thorough.

LMAO

defeatist attitude is defeatist.

Be proud of your geekdom. Some chicks think that is attractive. Women have repeatedly told me my passion about geeky stuff is attractive (finance, F1 racing, etc).

LMAO

You sound like Discuss now.

Dude...

ROFL

girls like confidence. you don't have to be confident in some crazy-awesome abilities like being a fighter pilot. whatever you do/enjoy and are confident about, go with that.

:shrug:

whatever 'it' is you have, be confident with it and run with it.

Well do MTG#10 a solid and give her some pointers.

Well no. If you're not excited about being a high school sports announcer, then no, I don't want to hear about it.

But if you love it. If you love the kids, the atmosphere, the booth. If it's the tradition, or the smells, or the sounds that keep drawing you back. If it mattered to you in any way, I would.

Try the..well your sister and her friend like it option...hmmmmmmmmmm

and just leave it there..it works.....however once is starts happening on a regular basis u will probably want it from the sis and other hotties. lolz

If that doesn't wake him up nothing will. I'm about to change his name to Discuss in KC.

Edit: not really, for those who throw fits over that sort of thing.

I should probably also make sure my wife knows that Two Girls 1 Cup is not the Shawshank Redemption or Godfather of pron.

Haha! Dude.
My Wife thinks Pron is stupid. In fact, at 48 years of age she has "Claimed" to never even seen pron. The way she screws I call BS.

On a side note Dayze. Have you ever just tried walking around naked doing the PeniCopter move. Woman can't resist the Penicopter. Tip...add sound effects

You fox-eared asshole.

This is true.

I would imagine that it smells a lot like teen spirit.

My kids sing a song that references Kurt Cobain and have no idea who Nirvana is. :(

:hmmm:

this is a pro-tip.

Bad choices.

I get it every night she is on her period, plus randomly at other times~

omg I was (and am) so delighted with my current's body that I used to stare at him hungrily all the time. He'd get flattered and wave his thing at me.

It got really silly years ago but I don't want to hurt his feelings so I still giggle and smile. And roll my eyes as soon as it's safe.

So your saying you like the Penicopter move...right?

yes baby you are so hot

Dayze...take note

Maaan what? you shouldnt feel that way about either of those things, especially calling games... thats a cool and fun gig I'm sure, you're a sports fan and work in that field, whats not to love?

Dont go all xztop on us, your jawline is fine... buck up brah, the chicks will only be as excited about what you do as you are.

I am getting blown tomorrow though. She put it on her shared calendar.

LMAO

BABOU! HE REMEMBERS ME

Don't eyeroll the conditioned response *you* created there, Ms. Skinner.

put a towel down and do your business.

Why is KC Nitwit asking other men about bjs tho

Maybe his wife could suck start a leaf blower, and wants to compare notes?

Why? It's not like you've seen me complain about this for years. I'm not complaining about it now. One smile and a giggle and the man is a strutting peacock. If that isn't worthy of an eye roll, nothing is.

Pole =/= Poll

Because I saw someone complaining about never getting head in one of the threads I was reading earlier and it sparked my curiosity as to how shitty some of the CP posters' sex lives are.

That was intentional.

I am curious, however. How often does she finish?

I only make her give me the last half because I'm a ****in' gentleman.

LMAO thats the only half that matters.

If i went down on my wife everyday, i'd get a BJ everyday.

She really enjoys giving while receiving.

I've got the current one to close her good eye while in the act. She has a lazy eye and when you factor in my crank has a slight bend to it... Poor gal thought I was wiggling and teasing her before. Now it fits like a glove. 69 took some getting used to and her dislexia don't help. But we practice lots and I'm pretty sure the disfigurmemt of her ears from guiding her is not permanent

Yup, I've always found that being willing to give greatly enhances ones chances of being able to receive... and fortunately for me, I'm like a buck in rut when it comes to that, few things turn me on more than getting down on some clean musk.

I get that scent in my nostrils and hoooweee!

Wut

LOL ****ing this!

LMAOLMAOLMAO

I'm getting her an eye patch for Christmas

If she understood golf and the difference between a hook and a slice this would've been much easier!

Dayze has some rotten cock going on is what I'm thinking.

Yep! Stuff is like catnip

No doubt, I don't understand that. One of my buddies has a long time girlfriend of 5 years, he swears that he has only got a bj one time and it wasn't to completion, he said his gf says its too gross. Every time my wife and I have sex that's how we start. I eat a lot of box and she returns the favor every time we have sex. I thought everybody used oral as a warm up/foreplay prior to saxxing it up.

I will field this question out of my relationship with my wife, just to keep the topic going. My wife will give me oral and I will give her oral to orgasm at least 1-2 times a week, the other 1-2 times is sex. When you have a woman who knows how to give a good blow job, it can be almost as good as sex, almost.

That is funny but true, during really busy times, or when our work schedules don't match well, we will go a good 3-4 days and it feels like a year. Kind of like having sex without condoms and then having to have sex with condoms. You don't realize how great it is until you have to go from no condom to sing a condom. Frequency is the same when you only have sex 1-2 times a week you get used to it, so if you have a week where you do 3-4 times its just awesome, but when you have sex 3-4 times a week normally and then go a week where you only have it once it is just plain terrible.

Yeah I feel that........wait wut?

it probably smells like motorcycles and freedom down there.


so I'm not really sure what the problem is. Probably going to spritz a little Stetson or Aqua Velva down there to sweeten the deal.

ROFL

I actually think it's sweet that you go out of your way to keep his dignity, and self confidence in tact.

Whenever I want her too. No pressure either, which probably helps my cause. I genuinely prefer finishing inside of her versus in her mouth. Every once in awhile though...

You weren't asking me, but I'm rarely open enough to discuss this shit, so I figured I'd finish the story.

Wendy already had the lazy eye when she became a vet tech. Then she got kicked in the head by a mule. Sometimes she can't see straight

It is so bizarre that anyone would think that everyone would do anything the same.

No thanks on the 2-3 times a week of box eating. We're on limited time around here and there are 1000 better things we could be doing.

Thank you. Such an easy gift and he smiles for hours. But sometimes I want to try and ring toss it with whatever I have handy.

Interesting. I get to finish in her mouth on rare occasions (hopefully tomorrow). But, I'm like a fire hose, so I can't really blame her. I wouldn't want me to come in my mouth, either.

LMAO

I receive far more often than I give, but I make up for it in many other ways. She loves it, and I try to keep it special by limiting how much I do it. Don't get me wrong, I never say no, but she usually leaves it too me to do that because I'm a ****ing Savage down there and she doesn't want that to ever change. It's genuinely a major part of keeping our 12 year relationship fresh, and letting her know she's adored.


ROFL

I wish you luck. If I know I can fill up a gallon container I absolutely won't do it to her. Why would I want to ruin a good thing?

I think it's sweet. I think it's stimulating. I think it's wonderful that the more dick we suck the more box you men are willing to eat. I'm just saying, personally...

It cracks me up.

Have your wives take pictures of what you people look like when you're doing it. You'll crack up too.

Thanks.

I've never really been into cunnilingus. Thankfully, the wife isn't either. Unless it happens literally within a few minutes of her showering, it doesn't happen.

She's just being nice. Get down there and starting eating, and leave the bib on the table

ROFL

When your young and you put your arm up to your mouth to make fart noises... Try that on a smooth giner. Fun times

LMAO

This. I'm not playing the e-manliness card when I say this, but she'd like it better if you tried harder to please her. Unless she has a mental hang up with her own box, which is not uncommon I guess.

LMAO