If three of the following bad things had to happen to you...
...which three would you pick?
Poll coming quicker than you can shoot your eye out with a BB gun. |
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I'd derive perverse enjoyment from writing about Senegalese elections.
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I'd handle being a meme
I'd handle getting tazed by a renta cop with an overblown sense of authority I'd handle smashing my left hand (done it) The rest? I choose death. |
I took the lottery ticket. 10 grand would piss me off, but I lose 10 grand on the reg, unfortunately.
Next is knee to bean bag. I'm really tall. It would be difficult for her to transfer much power that high. I'm good there. Left hand car door. I'm good there. It was close with being locked out of the hotel room naked. I went to business school. I learned it pays to advertise :D |
milk, groin, taser
those are money makers |
Cassel
Mayweather Patriots SB |
I mean #2 is an easy choice for me because I have been there before LOL
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Taser (been tased for fun before, as a teen, to.impress a girl lol)
Mayweather (I was a boxer, maybe i get lucky and get a shot in) Patriots (at least i see some funny commercials) Cassel (assuming he would be 3rd string behind Henne) |
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See the Chiefs sign Matt Cassel as a 2019 backup and Watch the Patriots in a Super Bowl game doesn't affect me, so those two. Why would anyone choose any of the other options? They're awful!:hmmm: |
Does it have to be three?
I'm old(er). |
Get called for a win-reversing neutral zone violation in your rec league’s championship game – Those guys should have known I wouldn't take the games seriously.
See the Chiefs sign Matt Cassel as a 2019 backup – Call it the Broncos and Paxton Lynch and I'm still on board. I don't own the team, it's not my problem. I might ridicule them for doing it, but that's actually fun. Watch the Patriots in a Super Bowl game – I'm not even sure why this is on a list of bad things. May as well put ice cream on the list. |
Somewhat surprised that my choices were picked relatively few times.
Getting locked out of a hotel room naked. Is that really that bad? This wouldn’t really bother me all that much. Spend the night in a Tijuana jail. As long as it’s just one night, I’m good. Probably means it was a pretty good night and I’m a pretty big guy, so I doubt I’d get ****ed with. The third one was tough. I landed on the Senegalese paper. Between research and writing, I could probably knock it out in a couple days. The car door was the runner-up, but I’ve done that and **** it hurts. |
Some of you would rather smash your hand in a car door than be naked in front of people? Let your freak fly. It would be more traumatic for the people at the hotel than it would be for me.
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