Would you rather take a cheese grater to your scrotum or read a Deberg thread?
 

In round 1, The vast majority of people voted to take a cheese grater to their scrotum as opposed to seeing D-Rob return punts.

But a new challenger has entered the arena..

Deberg thread. Or cheese grater to the scrotum. Their can be only one winner.

Deberg threads are awesome. I don't care what anyone says.

I appreciate this poll. I feel like “would you rather___________than read a Deberg thread” is kind of a dying art these days.

How fine of a grater?

This thread did not do the numbers that were projected.

It’s not over until you quit. I’d just keep bumping it with some regularity until you get your desired outcome. I believe the good folks of Chiefsplanet will applaud your persistence.

Thankfully the poll runs through the year 2035, so people have time to vote.

You're no Deberg.

since taking a cheese grater to Debergs scrotum isn't an option, I guess I'll grate my own

This has Rain Man poll written all over it.

Cheese Grader ---- things to do while shitting :hmmm:

I usually read DeBerg thread while I'm pooping. Helps flush the colon.

cheese grater + scrotum > Deberg thread > plate of diarrhea > pete thread