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Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 10639002)

My daughter takes miralax and shits very soon afterward.

It works or her like a champ
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Does she take it regularly?

Without reading this thread, is it worthy of Hall of Classics consideration yet?

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Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 10639010)

Does she take it regularly?

Not anymore. Long story. But it will still push her through if she has issues
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Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 10639017)

Without reading this thread, is it worthy of Hall of Classics consideration yet?

Not yet. He's still working it up.

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Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 10639019)

Not anymore. Long story. But it will still push her through if she has issues
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Interesting. The active ingredient should take at least 24 hours to work and more often 2-3 days. Regular use can change that, though.

For what Clay is going through, I definitely wouldn't recommend it. Especially not over magnesium citrate, which is as close to a miracle cure as you're ever going to find.

He should just take out his plug.
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Currently in progress

Oh... Wait..... Mission complete

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Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 10638376)

Five days ago I had surgery.

On the first day I did not shit. This did not surprise me, as I had not eaten since lunchtime the day before.

On the second day I did not shit. This did not surprise me, as the doctors informed me that I may experience constipation.

On the third day, I did not shit. I became concerned. I began eating apples, taking a stool softener, and enjoyed a large bowl of indian beans.

On the fourth day, I did not shit. My bowels began to feel...too full. I drank two large glasses of Metamucil and two tablespoons of milk of magnesia.

It is the fifth day, and I have not shat, though farts are coming profusely and with great force. I took two tablets of Senokot (recommended by my doctor) and downed a large bowl of Kellog's Fiber Plus about an hour ago.

I'm on a mission. To shit.

Please, God. Let me shit.

oh don't worry, you will shit. Actually you won't do a conventional crap, it will be more like diarrhea on steroids.

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Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath58 (Post 10638899)

Jesus. Guessing you're taking some pain pills from the surgery?

I remember when I had an inguinal hernia surgery. They did it the old fashioned way - not laproscopically - and between the pain pills clogging me up and not having any strength in my core, it was a rough week.

Good luck. You're going to need it.

Yep.

Also no strength in my core right now.

I feel bloated as ****.

Taco Bell to the rescue!

Sounds like shits about to go down.

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Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 10639017)

Without reading this thread, is it worthy of Hall of Classics consideration yet?

Maybe after he gives birth...

Epsom salt works for me everytime.