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Katipan 03-05-2015 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by MeatRock (Post 11363076)
Dick pic incoming gents with a mag light as my measuring stick. Do i put the mag light in the front or the back of my dong? Because i swear i am packing 10.50 inches.

I think you should lay both on a table.

Pasta Little Brioni 03-05-2015 07:03 PM

You jelq don't you?

MeatRock 03-05-2015 07:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 11363119)
I think you should lay both on a table.

Well if i wake up with morning wood there's no laying anything. LMAO

MeatRock 03-05-2015 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball (Post 11363121)
You jelq don't you?

No i read National Geographics.

srvy 03-05-2015 07:09 PM

Sadly this isnt the most disturbing thread I have read in CP. Takes a backseat to Bufkins taking his kid and their friends to Chucky Cheese and getting bored so decided to go wank in the restroom.

Oh yeah have ya herd Noob of the year that Bufkin. CP crowning creeps.

Pasta Little Brioni 03-05-2015 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by MeatRock (Post 11363135)
No i read National Geographics.

Some dude posted a thread on it once. Dudes milk their dicks to gain girth. Nutive may need to find it.

Pepe Silvia 03-05-2015 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by KC native (Post 11363114)
I hope not.

This has been ****ing hilarious.

Yep. ROFL

Discuss Thrower 03-05-2015 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball (Post 11363140)
Some dude posted a thread on it once. Dudes milk their dicks to gain girth. Nutive may need to find it.

Jelqing doesn't work.

MeatRock 03-05-2015 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower (Post 11363156)
Jelqing doesn't work.

Exactly. You have to roll it up with a femur bone of a wild boar. Leave it rolled up for a month then BOOM. Long dick achieved.

Pasta Little Brioni 03-05-2015 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower (Post 11363156)
Jelqing doesn't work.

Experience?

Pasta Little Brioni 03-05-2015 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by MeatRock (Post 11363174)
Exactly. You have to roll it up with a femur bone of a wild boar. Leave it rolled up for a month then BOOM. Long dick achieved.

Heh I saw some show with African dudes doing that. It was super long, but no girth at all. Creepy stuff.

MeatRock 03-05-2015 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball (Post 11363190)
Heh I saw some show with African dudes doing that. It was super long, but no girth at all. Creepy stuff.

LMAO Yea it's some crazy shit no doubt. The ****ers have some loooong dongs though, damn.

Pasta Little Brioni 03-05-2015 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by MeatRock (Post 11363207)
LMAO Yea it's some crazy shit no doubt. The ****ers have some loooong dongs though, damn.

No way it functionally works after that though. We need pootie to trash talk Dikembe Mutombo to find out.

MeatRock 03-05-2015 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball (Post 11363212)
No way it functionally works after that though. We need pootie to trash talk Dikembe Mutombo to find out.

I would bet Dikembe could roll out a 10.50 or longer, but no way to know for sure without Hootie. LMAO

KC native 03-05-2015 07:58 PM

So I just got out of the shower and took a dick pic with a ruler for everyone

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