Heh night 4th

I love my ex. And I would marry her in a heartbeat if the opportunity arose. That's my random thought.

You should start a thread about it. There will no doubt be tons of helpful advice.


:evil:

Who or whatever is responsible for Move like Jagger. Needs to have their bodies impaled on a sea of right side up broken beer bottles filled with piss & their jagged edges lined with salt.

Lol well this is random thought thread. And there can't be much advice, because right now it just isn't possible to do anything about it. Just wanted to say it once and not have it bottled up.

This last page has me wondering why I started this thread.

I take it that it was her idea to become your ex.

I didn't do it.

That brown stuff's not mud, son.

TTIUWP

My wife is a witch. Seriously. She must be. That's the only thing to explain why she can hit the slot machines and I can't.

She got free tickets to the Beach Boys in Foxwoods a few weeks back but didn't really want to go. I made her. She ended up winning $1,000 on the slots.

Last night, I wanted to go see Dennis DeYoung at Mohegan Sun. She wasn't that interested but came with me. It was packed so I stood on the edges and watched while she played slots. I found her afterwards; she had a machine up to $300. I said, "Cash out and let's go." She ignored me and a few minutes later won $1350. :shake:

Me, I throw a few twenties at a machine, it sucks it in quicker than a ten-dollar whore in Tijuana, and I walk away five minutes later, broke. Her, she hits like it's nothing. Even when she's not raking it in, she can make them go for a long time; she played slots at Foxwoods the night before from 10pm until literally almost 4am, and still came to the room up a few hundred. It's gotta be a spell she's using or something.

We were in downtown Vegas at Binnions. I was playing blackjack, and doing ok, not great. The wife walks up and asks how I'm doing. I tell her I'm up 50 or so. She tells me that's great, and shows the slip she won at the slots for $838. Kick ass! Says she's going with her friends to get a drink. Literally ten minutes later, she walks up and asks how I'm doing. I give her a quizzical look, tell her I'm up 75 or so now. She says that's great, and shows me the slip she won at the slots for $159. I get up, tip the dealer, grab her, cash out, and got the hell out of there.

I just introduced my dad to Angry Birds.

LMAO I didn't start it. Well I don't think I started it. Dammit 4th!

No but you're the one who brought up dp and took it...... there...

Daiquiris!

FABULOUS!!

Watching "Thir13en Ghosts" on SyFy. Forgot how good looking Shannon Elizabeth is. Looked her up on imdb; she turns 38 tomorrow, and still looks damn good. I wonder if she'd accept a moustache ride for a birthday gift...

I just won two tickets to go see the musical Hairspray at a local theater. They're for VIP Night, which is the night before the show opens to the public. Love this musical, so I'm really looking forward to it!

I also won some free frozen strawberry lemonade from McDonald's.

Got my first ever hit playing softball tonight!

It's been a good day!

What a ****ing day.

This is what I've been waiting months for? The football gods have no mercy.

My comment actually had nothing to do yesterday.

Just had a really shitty day at work. Now I have to be in class, take a test, and do work for a mock trial. I just want to go home. I want to read. I want to go to bed. Just have to survive three more hours of class.

"I don't need no job. I got my millionaire baby to take care of me."

Said by a guy who showed up in our office wearing a wife beater, and whose child has a special needs trust.

PUMA is having a 40% off sale, including clearance items.

Just ordered 3 pairs of shoes + a hat for $110.

Awesome.

http://www.shop.puma.com/sale/men/42000,en_US,sc.html
Coupon code: PUMASEP40

Do soccer cleats work for softball?

Soccer shoes don't have a front cleat.


- CFoD -

http://www.shop.puma.com/Women/Footw...30%26start%3D0

Looking at these. However, I'm not an avid player, so I can't see spending $70 on shoes whenever I wouldn't spend that much on other shoes.

I wonder if I could stop fapping till the Chiefs win a football game? Nah. **** that. Sunday is too far away....

The CFL could be racist. Lots of white guys on these 2 teams playing on NFLN.

That's because the black guys are talented enough to get jobs in the NFL, and the slow white guys have to play second fiddle and go to Canada.

I always thought a creative drinking game would be to watch any Paula Deen special on the Food Network and take a drink every time she says "y'all". But I think my new idea is to take a drink every time someone on this site types "Luck". After only one game, I bet it's been typed at least 500 times. A few more losses and, if the states of Kansas and Missouri take up my idea, the entire midwest could be shitfaced constantly.

That's somewhat like the old Bob Newhart Show drinking game from back in my youth. The rules were simple.

1. Every time some says 'Bob' you took a shot.

2. Every time some says 'Hi Bob' you chugged your beer.

It's amazing the number of times the phrase 'Hi Bob' was uttered in each episode.
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So, I'm thinking about coming up for a weekend around my birthday in November. Anything going from the end of October to mid November?

I know some kinda weird but decently ok people who are planning on a human sacrifice early November with a badass party following.

Boy, the anti-Cassel crowd is getting rough...

Aaaaaand the massive collapse of the Red Sox finally begins to bear fruit, as they're now tied with the Rays with two games to go. They lose again. With their supposed ace on the mound. To the horrible ****ing Orioles. Congratulations, you bunch of overpaid nutless wonders: you now officially suck so bad it's historic. I'm now hoping the Sox lose their final two games to spare us the embarrassment of watching them get their asses kicked in the playoffs.

:thumb:

PBJ PBJ PBJ

:) :) :)

Raheem Morris just walked into the bar.

My birthday is in the first week of November.

Note to self: If invited to a birthday party the first week of November by Joey, respectfully decline the invitation.
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You better have a follow up punch line, bub.
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The guy behind him ducked.

WTF?

Replace human with pig, and I'm 100% in.

Waka Waka! /Fozzy Bear

:D
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You seem to be harboring quite a bit of anger. Were you molested by a pig in your youth?
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Did you tell him I picked his team in my survivor pool this week?

I came home to the smell of death Sunday night. I'm in night two of trying to find the source and still haven't found the ****er. It seems like I have narrowed it down enough about 10 times now... when I find it, I'm going to kill it again with fire.

I don't think I'll ever get tired of black bean tacos.

LMAO LMAO

Argumentative paper. Rough draft due next week. Any topic I want. The hardest part? Deciding on a topic!

How about why Matt Cassel sucks and the Chiefs need to draft a QB?

Topic: "DaKCMan AP is more Awesome than you"

Should be easy.

Easiest one for me would arguing about how flour tortillas are better than corn tortillas. I could argue that shit all day.

You want to know what's really annoying the piss out of me? That Demonpenz is being a vendictive prick by constantly calling 98.9 the Rock to request Everclear's "Santa the Monica", or one of Candlebox's two hits, EVERY. DAY. Just stop, penz. the 90's were great, but it's over.

Tort Law homework - done
Real Estate Law homework - done
Case Management homework - done

Just have to write a rough draft and come up with a vocabulary word from the chapter reading in English Comp II, and do the five sections of keyboarding, and I'll be done with all of my homework....until Monday.

Just noticed that I'm the only one left in the office. Woohoo! Party! uh...in a law office....hmmm...

If I had a topic for an argumentative paper, I could bust out a rough draft before time to leave work and go to class. Of course, it's not due until Wednesday. One of the attorneys I work for is out of the office tomorrow, and the other one is leaving at noon. I'm pretty sure I should save it to do then anyway. I think I'll just chill here for a bit before heading to class.

Oh! I know! I can browse the internet for something to get dad for his birthday. I've got his surprise party in the works. Place is booked, and I've got people spreading the word. I already got one of his presents, but he knows he's got it, because it's the only thing he asked me for.

Got all of my homework due Monday turned in tonight! Finished all five keyboarding lessons in just over an hour. I guess that's a good sign, huh?

Now, I just have to choose a topic for this next paper.

Also, still looking for dad's other gift.

I HATE MAKING DECISIONS!!!

I am much more productive on days when attorneys are not present. Shredding all done, my scanner has been cleaned, and I've got everything alphabetized and ready to be filed after lunch.

Yes, I'm now bored.

Surf the intrawebz for pr0n.

Trying to figure out what I want for dinner tonight after yoga.

I took a phone message back to an attorney who was on the phone. He was surfing porn...lol. I've gotten to where I don't even look at what they're doing whenever I go in their offices, unless it's regarding something they need me to do. That particular attorney came out later and told me not to mind what he was doing (never said what he was doing) whenever he's on long, boring phone calls. I told him I didn't notice anything.

McDonald's!

Surely you jest.

I do, and don't call me Shirley.

(That doesn't quite work as well when you're typing it out.)

Ok, done.

Spiced Cauliflower Curry with Red Bell Peppers and Peas for tonight.

And..

I've been thinking up a recipe for black bean-sweet potato burgers so maybe I'll buy stuff to experiment with that tomorrow.

Dennys

Too late.

That sounds terrible.

Then you don't know good food.

Okay, a few ideas for this stupid paper.

1. Tony Gonzalez should be a first ballot HOFer.
2. Estate planning is important.
3. Marijuana should be legal. (Don't think I want to get into this with my teacher though)
4. Football is the best sport to watch.



I don't know why, but my mind is just going blank. There's so much to choose from, that I can't figure out a way to narrow it down.

Write your paper on Adree Desanti.

I don't know enough about her. If this thing has to be 3-4 pages double spaced, I need to pick something I know about.

Why Matt Cassel sucks. There is enough info about on this web site to write itself.

Summer is better than winter.
You should wear a seat belt.
Pro-choice.

Ohhh, I could do one against the smoking ban (even though I'm a non-smoker).
Or about not closing down the Springfield USPS processing plant or Staurday delivery.

Write about your most recent sexual experience.

Write about concussions in major sports.

Write about why the broncos suck.

Write about what it takes for a Whitetail Buck to get to 200 inches,

Write about the history channel shows, Swamp People, Pickers, Pawn Stars etc...

Write about pr0n.

Write about internet identities and how easy someone can make themselves appear to be a tough guy or a chick magnet. ala Hootie.

This is argumentative. I have to try to persuade you or convince you of my point of view. I could try to convince that teacher that she should sleep with me, but she's a woman and she's old.