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deep fart 2day all time ever 30 secs ekuals a fart or 2 vry deepe fart |
My dog. That bastard won't stop his ****ing nasty ass dog farts and he keeps sneaking over behind my chair.
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Just have AIDS here.
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If it doesn't work then you can mail me the Busch light can for proper inspection |
so weird! I TOO have deep gas tonight!!
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To answer your question dad, yes, I've been a bit gassy lately. Thinking about knocking the slim jims down to 7 a day. 10 seems a bit too much for an honest man.
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andy of you posturs ever bi smokes at cigarette city here in town?
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I had a smoked beef brisket sandwich on Ciabatta with spicy aioli, pickled onions, pico de gallo, cotija cheese and a side of fries and two hot peppers.
Last night it sounding like a marching band in my bedroom. 20 second LOUD bombs all night long. Little to no odor but probably woke up the neighbors upstairs! :eek: Seems like recently any starch product is making me gassy as all hell. |
cartoons are vary cheep
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I've always has some very, very loud and cartoon-ish sounding farts. Something isn't right. I am wired wrong, and I can only assume medical issues are in my future.
Some of my farts aren't human. They sound like sasquatch barking out a take-out order in Russian. And the smell is worse. It's a tremendous tool I possess. My asshole practically talks at times and it leaves behind a 'fresh off the colon' scent that can't be ignored. |
Let's see, we have a gas water heater, gas furnace, and gas cooktop. I think that's it. Everything else is electric.
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