Originally Posted by Satan (Post 15000326)

Originally Posted by Jewish Rabbi (Post 15000318)

Is that a butt plug attachment?

Originally Posted by jaa1025 (Post 15000260)

It's my anniversary tomorrow. Well, it's our 1.5 anniversary. We eloped in November of 2018 and didn't tell our families. So we had our "fake" wedding a year ago tomorrow with friends and family. We already celebrated our anniversary in November so I didn't think anything of it until yesterday when the wife said something.

I'm at a loss. I have no idea what to do, what to get. Thankfully, she doesn't like jewelry ($$). In November I put together a nice picture album of our time together, flowers, dinner etc.

I need ideas. She likes thoughtful gifts more than expensive.

Originally Posted by Jesus Christ (Post 15000281)

Have you considered frankincense?

Originally Posted by cosmo20002 (Post 15000387)

It isn't your anniversary.
You don't have to do anything.
What am I missing here?

Originally Posted by Jesus Christ (Post 15000297)

It's a really crappy ****ing present to get for your birth, that's what it is.

Originally Posted by eDave (Post 15000391)

Wife said something.

Originally Posted by cosmo20002 (Post 15000401)

Yeah, but why? Seems like reminding her that it isn't their anniversary might clear things up.

Originally Posted by Satan (Post 15000303)

It's known as the king of essential oils as it has a variety of notable uses and benefits. It's revered for its ability to beautify and rejuvenate skin when applied topically, and to promote cellular health and immunity and produce a healthy inflammatory response.

Originally Posted by eDave (Post 15000408)

Originally Posted by crazycoffey (Post 15000411)

Now days it’s called oil of Olay.... well basically. If oil of Olay existed thousands of years ago it could have been frankincense or maybe marijuana.

Originally Posted by crazycoffey (Post 15000411)

Now days it’s called oil of Olay.... well basically. If oil of Olay existed thousands of years ago it could have been frankincense or maybe marijuana.