Girlfriend Subject : WTF do i do ?
 

Ok guys i have encountered a little problem here, I have 4 girls in my life now fighting over me.

3 in Kentucky and 1 in Tennessee. All 4 really - I mean <b>really</b> - do like me. They like <i>everything</i> about me. But I dont know what to do, I mean i really like all 4 of them except for 1.

2 of the girls are from Louisville, KY, one is very hot and the other is so so, than theres one from Paducah that is hot, and the one from Tennessee is not so hot.

So I come to you guys for advice again. WTF Do I Do on this Matter ?

F@ck all of them.

You wouldn't buy a car without a test drive either.

ask gochiefs...

drive around their house spanking it, is his method i believe...

I'm the LAST person you want to ask advice about women right now!!! :cuss:

WWRSD?

I believe this is a problem you should discuss with Gunther_Fan...

This thread is destined for greatness when the Day crew gets ahold of it.

Where is KCchiefsman when you need him?


III
Something tells me, that in the end........this is a problem you'll be working out yourself

Start a harem.

If you were Only a Mormon...........all you'd need was a double wide, and Crisco in bulk.

Where they real live girls or chicks you've been chatting with on the internet?
http://www.nh4.com.cy/images/lumberjack.jpg

Go with the hot hot one.

Yeah, I constantly have this problem.

It's a real pain in the ass.

So many women................

The first thing you should do is make sure they' daddy don't catchu

keep 'em all and go for a fifth one.

I mean 2 are named Jessica, 1 is Alexis, and 1 more is Stephanie.

i know it sucks when u have hot women in all these different towns..mine are all overseas guam,sweden,india.i hope the one in india didnt get washed away

arent you the dude asking how to **** a chick a few months back?

This wouldn't happen to be Alexis, would it?

http://www.circle-e.net/suspenderslg.jpg

We really can't help you without some pics, dude.

i got a pic of alexis if anybody wants to see it.

Or keep 'em all and go for a fifth

Sounds like he might need it.

lets see her

you should at least get the slutty one to do a cam-show for you............IDEA!

If they're over 18.......get neked pics from each of them, post them on CP, and THEN the users will be able to make INFORMED input as to your dilema.

Here is all you'll need to know, when you chose the one that has always been a female, and will let you Fornicate her for the least cost

If there's one thing that the vast majority of people have in common (other than being bumbling fools), then it's that most people have some kind of pattern with their relationships...two biggest patterns are: a) the type of person, and b) how the relationship is handled. Find out these things, but don't let the girls or their ex's figure out what you're doing...and for the love of god, don't let their ex's know that you might be the new guy cause there's always that one (aw hell, it could be quite a few if that's one of the girls' types) that feels he still has to be overprotective.

Keep the one that likes anal the most.

I got that pic of "Stephanie" you emailed me dude..........I'd avoid that one...I'm pretty sure its Raiderhader messing with you.

This is jessica, its the one with the straight blonde hair, its a little fuzzy.
http://img133.exs.cx/img133/1844/AlexisSmith.jpg

How old is she? 16?

id hit it




wait......how old is she????? :rolleyes:

You should go after her fat friend on the right. Fat chicks work harder. Or so I've heard....

She's 20.

she needs to drop about 30... dont tell her that though.

Wow, dude. If she'd come up from the trough once or twice a day, she'd look exactly like that little Spears whore. You should find out if she'll take it in the rear without a laxative. Have you actually seen this girl or did you meet her on hotornot.com?

Hahahahahahaha. Best in show.

bwwwwhahahahhahaha



yeah right and im 5

Rule her out, and boink the others.

I havent met her yet, its a pic she sent me, so it could end up not being her, but the one from paducah is gonna try to come up to see me when she gets her car back.

20 my ass... that fat bitch is 16 or 17... If that is attractive to you just save yourself some time and head on down to independence ave...

:hmmm:

by the way i meant that chicks name in the pic in alexis not jessica.

You cannot be a real person posting this, seriously which poster is this really.. Gochiefs is this your alter ego...

Dude, stop picking up chicks on the net.

The one from paducah has a car? And she's gonna come pick YOU up for a date? Dude, you need to hit that one a couple times for practice and then move in on the fat spears lookalike. If you can wrestle the spoon out of that chick's fingers, you could both make a living traveling the country as a lookalike.

is she driving her barbie jeep all the way????

So let's see...she gives you the most common last name known to people who speak English, a pretty common first name, and looks younger in the picture by about 4 or 5 years than what she tells you...it's a guy.

Marry the first one that touches your winkie, that way we never have to read idiotic threads like this one again.

Slayer, you need to check out the reputation thread. Gochiefs has a challenge for you. I got a twelver on you, so you better not disappoint.

If she's only 16, you should go after her Mother. On second thought, if that girl's that fat at 16, her Mom is probably 50 lbs heavier than her.

Dude. This thread is on fire.

45 posts in 45 minutes.

Don't listen to these celibate dickwads, III, they're just jealous cause they can't score. She's a cute chick.

She only looks good to you cause you're an old fart. ;)

so you think that chub is a cutey????

True. She's real cute. Would you want to be stuck with that grocery bill?

ROFL

damn

could u imagine taking her to Red Lobster??

You'd have to go on a Thursday all you can eat popcorn shrimp night.

Whats funny, is most of the guys that will come in here and make fun of that pic.......are preparing to crawl in bed with a woman the size of both of them.


Don't listen to these guys III...Skips' right......she's not ugly.

I think before you move into full fledged Man-whore-porn-stardome.......you should make sure you can handle 1 of them.

Head on down to the Win-Dixie and hang out by the Little Debbie isle for an afternoon.

Actually, gochiefs's mother is no bigger than her.

i will have u know my dog is very petite thank you

She is cute, i hope shes not kidding about me like all the girls have,

See I miss all the great threads when I go out for the evening. I just got home and am now catching up. I totally expect this thread to rocket into the Hall of Classics.:thumb: Leave it to the kid to lob up a softball to play with the rest of tonight and tomorrow. ROFL

I have a friend who is always talking trash about other women....

Myself and a couple of other buddies refer to her as "Debba the Hutt".......Imagine the personality of Den.ise, the Beard of Gochiefs, and the Body of a volkswagon hippy van.........if Volkswagon Hippy vans had a fat roll on the back of their neck that looked like a Canadian on Southpark was talking when she moves her head at all.

Dude, seriously. That chick ain't half bad. You should challenge her to a pizza eating contest. If she wins, you should hump. If you win, you should hump.

That's the only way to win.

I'd probably end up doing that and than to a movie.

If it's a tie, can they just hump the pizza?

Thanks guys she is a very pretty young woman IMHO.

Thanks guys she is a very pretty young woman IMHO and to think someone as pretty as that would want me just takes away my heart cause i thought in my life i would never have a very pretty young lady that would want me.

Rule #692 of dating:
Don't ever take your girlfriend to a place where she could get popcorn stuck in her mustache.

I think you should take her to Whitecastle and get a box of sliders and go parking in a van, down by the river.



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Little Buddy........Don't listen to any of these Clowns(self included)..If she's of age, and likes you back, in person.......let nature takes its course....it isn't the Oklahoma land grab in Cooter Holler.

Chiefs Planet rarely disappoints. :thumb:

:harumph:

Is this the one whom you consider the best?

hey roy

im just playin with ya...
best of luck with her and her bigboned friend

Here's a lesson for you. The better they look, they more evil they really are. If you say stuff like that to a girl/woman, they will walk all over you and not respect you. You should act like you're the one doing her a favor.

Thanks man i really appreciate it. I just hope she's not playing me. And if me and her are dating when the season gets here next year I may bring her to the game with me.

cool


we will all sit in the row behind you and make rude remarks and you can jump up and kick our asses....


definintely score you some hero points..

maybe you can get to second base after the game then

III,

Don't even look at it like that.

1 date at a time.......No expectations past appetisers. No future plans until after desert.

Just have fun, don't come on too hard or desperate and you'll be alot better off. You'd be much, much better off with sincere, Nice Girls.

If it doesn't work out......don't sweat it, just move on like a new box of popcicles.

Dude - one step at a time. Try getting her phone number first. Mizzou5 speaks the truth. Act like you're doing her the favor or you're really screwed. You might also take up a hobby like jogging or something. Seriously. I'm not saying this to be mean, but you've really packed on the meat in the 4 years I've known you. I know some of it is medication, but you can do something to counter it. Chicks dig a muscular guy. Use some of your free time to develop your body. Then it's a lot easier to meet chicks.

"Nice Girls"?....where are these "nice girls"?

Slayer...........There are Nice girls out there.....they're hard to find. I sorted through ALOT of women over the years to find a keeper.

Truth.........Most of the sincerely NICE girls aren't the ones that catch your attention first in a room....in HS, look for the "ugly duckling" that will be hot when she gets a haircut and contacts.

Other than that.......the nice girls that are "hot" are usually the girls that eat guys like you alive, or ignore the average guy for a few years, until the Pricks they chase beat them down enough they lose their tude', or are looking for a daddy for the 2 kids Capt Dickhead isn't paying for......

If a guy looks, you can find a great combination of the desired features of a female that best suits your needs and status.

Your best option is to become the Wingman for some Stud who you can pick up the Crumbs(block the Nice girl he's not Boning).

Listen to the man Jr. This is wise and sage advice. If the one girl has offered to come pick you up. you're bound to get laid for sure!! :thumb: Just make sure you take some protection with you. If you don't have a rubber, go ask your Dad if you can borrow one. Your Dad's pretty cool. I'm sure he can spare one. :)