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Katipan 03-04-2015 08:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Holladay (Post 11361246)
I guess I missed that post. I understand, it is not really the size of the boat, but the motion in the ocean. Or bank accts/who helps out with the kids, candle light, being a decent person et. al.

I was just curious what would you gals call avg.
You get to sit with ChiTown.

Holladay 03-04-2015 08:15 PM
Quote:
I make my own porn!

And by myself to!
ROFL

CP scores again!

Holladay 03-04-2015 08:17 PM
K.

Hey ChiTown, we get to sit in time out together:)

BigRedChief 03-04-2015 08:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Holladay (Post 11361198)
They called me "Tripod" in college.








And I lie a lot.

Seriously, thou, the avg size of 5" seems a bit on the low side. I have seen my share of dicks from showering in men's locker rooms for sports/college dorms/military. All were soft, thus hard to say. Temp has is a big factor in flaccid size. Have you ever jumped into one of those cold springs on the Current river. Crap, a green bean is bigger then me! I have never seen a live stiff dick, other then mine. I am assuming that most of us are of similar backgrounds.

Thus the question at hand for comparison sake, who has had experience with hard dicks on CP?

Time to step up ladies. Because inquiring minds wanna know. What are your experiences?

BTW, this is one of the reasons I lurk on CP...this should be voted into the Hall of Classics. Much entertainment value here. One of the few threads that I have read all pages.
Holladay sighting.:thumb:

ChiTown 03-04-2015 08:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Holladay (Post 11361253)
K.

Hey ChiTown, we get to sit in time out together:)
Pfft. I still have no idea what Kati was so upset about. Whatever....

But hey, where are my manners. Welcome to whatever Club we are in. The Membership cards are 5.16" Chocolate Dildos.....

BigRedChief 03-04-2015 08:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ChiTown (Post 11361293)
Pfft. I still have no idea what Kati was so upset about. Whatever....

But hey, where are my manners. Welcome to whatever Club we are in. The Membership cards are 5.16" Chocolate Dildos.....
http://cdn.meme.am/instances/55752397.jpg

Katipan 03-04-2015 09:08 PM
My CP life would be a lot easier if you people would encourage your wives to post.

Katipan 03-04-2015 09:09 PM
Not Donger's tho.

Nightfyre 03-04-2015 09:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 11361328)
My CP life would be a lot easier if you people would encourage your wives to post.
Cuz that has worked out well for folks in the past.

Katipan 03-04-2015 09:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nightfyre (Post 11361332)
Cuz that has worked out well for folks in the past.
Ok, ex-wives?

ChiTown 03-04-2015 09:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 11361335)
Ok, ex-wives?
Try Gay Goateed Lovers.

SPchief 03-04-2015 09:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 11361335)
Ok, ex-wives?
I think he's referring to our resident couples who've posted here in the past.

Katipan 03-04-2015 09:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SPchief (Post 11361361)
I think he's referring to our resident couples who've posted here in the past.
...

That's it. I'm going to bed.

Buzz 03-04-2015 09:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 11361328)
My CP life would be a lot easier if you people would encourage your wives to post.
You might want to rethink that, you would then have to invite your man to join in. Your buttered popcorn could very well end up smelling burnt, just say'n.

SPchief 03-04-2015 09:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 11361369)
...

That's it. I'm going to bed.
Don't forget the tape measure.

Discuss Thrower 03-04-2015 09:54 PM
LMAO at the poll result

Cmd'r&Chief 03-04-2015 10:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BWillie (Post 11358451)
I have never once measured my penis
Lies

BigRedChief 03-04-2015 11:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower (Post 11361402)
LMAO at the poll result
You would think that CP has more than 4 people with below average penis's. Guess not.:rolleyes:

DaneMcCloud 03-05-2015 12:20 AM
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Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 11361514)
You would think that CP has more than 4 people with below average penis's. Guess not.:rolleyes:
I think the study is completely bogus.

Taking a bunch of data from 20 other studies and lumping it together, without specifying who and when and what year and so on, then conveniently providing a graph is nonsense. There's no standard. There's no "Home". There's no base information. That's not how scientific studies are supposed to reveal data.

The Kinsey Institute said it the average was 6.46" for homosexual males and 6.15 for heterosexual males.

Now keep in mind, that's average, which some people seem to be forgetting. So in Kinsey's study of 4,000 men, the average was those figures stated above which means there are plenty of men with larger penises as well as some with disproportionately smaller penises.

The bottom line is that the recent "study" seriously underestimates the average size of the male penis and their methodology is completely and utterly flawed.

BigRedChief 03-05-2015 12:31 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 11361531)
The Kinsey Institute said it the average was 6.46" for homosexual males and 6.15 for heterosexual males.
I think if we posted a poll on Chiefs Planet that asked if your penis was larger than 6.15 inches that it would be a landslide in the "I'm packing" category.

BigRedChief 03-05-2015 12:37 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Holladay (Post 11361198)
BTW, this is one of the reasons I lurk on CP...this should be voted into the Hall of Classics. Much entertainment value here. One of the few threads that I have read all pages.
Yep, I think when it runs its course, that its a worthy addition to the HOC.

ThaVirus 03-05-2015 12:40 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Holladay (Post 11361241)
Another question for the ladies. The vid clip mentioned 4 stimulation zones: clit, vag, cervix, and G-spot. I can understand the clit and vag, but not so sure on the other 2. The G-spot is still a bit of a mystery to me but found the cervix to be quite interesting. With my little experience, have found that indeed, it is a hot zone.

I've smashed a few cervixes in the pile driver position and women do not seem to like that

PizzaDoughz 03-05-2015 12:43 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 11361531)
I think the study is completely bogus.

Taking a bunch of data from 20 other studies and lumping it together, without specifying who and when and what year and so on, then conveniently providing a graph is nonsense. There's no standard. There's no "Home". There's no base information. That's not how scientific studies are supposed to reveal data.

The Kinsey Institute said it the average was 6.46" for homosexual males and 6.15 for heterosexual males.

Now keep in mind, that's average, which some people seem to be forgetting. So in Kinsey's study of 4,000 men, the average was those figures stated above which means there are plenty of men with larger penises as well as some with disproportionately smaller penises.

The bottom line is that the recent "study" seriously underestimates the average size of the male penis and their methodology is completely and utterly flawed.
I don't think you know how statistics work.

DaneMcCloud 03-05-2015 12:53 AM
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Originally Posted by PizzaDoughz (Post 11361542)
I don't think you know how statistics work.
Have you read the original story? The whole thing is a gigantic mess.

And yes, I'm pretty sure that I know how "statistics" work.

LMAO

"We wanted to be able to help men and their doctors with a definitive paper since there are many contradictory reports from small or poor quality studies," study co-author Dr. Gordon Muir, a urological surgeon at King’s College Hospital NHS Foundation Trust in London, told The Huffington Post in an email. "Many men live lives of misery and shame, or undergo harmful and unproven interventions, due to a false belief they are abnormal."

Muir and his colleagues reviewed 20 studies of the penis measurements of men between the ages of 17 to 91 in Asia, Africa, Europe and North America. The studies were conducted by medical professionals using a variety of techniques -- with some measurements taken while men were lying down under anesthesia, and others taken with guys standing and holding their penises parallel to the floor.

The researchers then used the data to determine the averages, and created graphs showing the distribution of the size of flaccid and erect penises.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/0...n_6791672.html

Discuss Thrower 03-05-2015 01:02 AM
Watched a documentary a while back. "Unhung Hero."

A little long, somewhat tedious, but it did point out early on how men's views of penis size has been distorted by pornography and because dudes aren't sharing showers for gym classes to get a gauge on what normal penises are.

OldSchool 03-05-2015 01:03 AM
http://i.imgur.com/x0q6wqB.png

Rain Man 03-05-2015 02:10 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 11361514)
You would think that CP has more than 4 people with below average penis's. Guess not.:rolleyes:
Those four are probably women.

Hootie 03-05-2015 02:47 AM
I know a few things

I have a few friends with HUGE penises

two to be exact

and NEITHER of them flaunt them, and NEITHER of them ever reference them in public ... in fact, they get embarrassed

no joke

so when I sit here and read people on ChiefsPlanet.com talk about their HUGE dicks and how they've had women turn them down for sex because they were just "too big" ... it's hilarious to me

because I know it isn't true ... and I want to know what kind of complex someone has to have to have to pretend or talk about having a huge dick on ChiefsPlanet.com when the demographic is 99.5% men

it's hilarious

who does that?

Hootie 03-05-2015 02:49 AM
hey guys (I know you're all guys who are reading!) ... man, yeah! no way 5.2" in average?! I have a 8" penis and it's not even that big ! I mean, I think it's just normal. Is 8" normal? Like, 8"! Did I mention I have an 8" penis?!

my ****ing god ... how sad is your life where you start talking about having a big penis on ChiefsPlanet.com? It's ... hysterical.

Katipan 03-05-2015 06:59 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Buzz (Post 11361384)
You might want to rethink that, you would then have to invite your man to join in. Your buttered popcorn could very well end up smelling burnt, just say'n.
Let's not get carried away. It would take an invasion of Oprah's book club to make my mans testosterone a needed commodity on CP.

Graystoke 03-05-2015 07:41 AM
HOC!
CP always delivers.
I can bench press 450 lbs. I can RUN a 4.2 and Little Elvis ain't so little. He swings like the KING at 9"

ChiTown 03-05-2015 08:05 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 11361578)
Those four are probably women.
LMAO

srvy 03-05-2015 08:12 AM
I want to know what type hangs around their friends talking about each others dick. I find it just a bit strange you know the size of

Katipan 03-05-2015 08:17 AM
We all know what our girlfriends boobs look like.

Bowser 03-05-2015 08:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 11361672)
We all know what our girlfriends boobs look like.
Well yeah you do. They always come out when you guys have sleep overs that turn into pillow fights that turn into make out sessions. At least that's the way we've always heard it happens.

Bowser 03-05-2015 08:22 AM
And has anybody asked how in the **** this isn't a DeBerg thread? Christ.

Bugeater 03-05-2015 08:25 AM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 11361672)
We all know what our girlfriends boobs look like.
Can you describe them all for us? For strictly scientific purposes of course...

Katipan 03-05-2015 08:38 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 11361686)
Well yeah you do. They always come out when you guys have sleep overs that turn into pillow fights that turn into make out sessions. At least that's the way we've always heard it happens.
Curiously enough that's how I imagine Hootie knows his friend's dick size.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Baconeater (Post 11361692)
Can you describe them all for us? For strictly scientific purposes of course...
In the midwest they do something called a Presentation. I think? Theres NOwhere for Proms to be had in NW Iowa, so they have them in gyms. Before the dancing begins, all the parents in the surrounding communities sit in the stands and watch each couple be introduced.

Only maybe half the audience is related to one of the seniors. The rest of the audience is made up of dirty old men because every single prom dress, from the skinny nerd girls to the 6 ft jock girls have their breasts hanging out of the dresses. To the extreme. Sweet, wholesome, church going, 4H club princesses all hanging onto their dresses by their nipples.

I can tell you they're getting better and bigger.

And I'm ****ing pissed.

Bugeater 03-05-2015 08:44 AM
I knew I should've went to prom instead of hanging out with the stoners at the Circle K.

Katipan 03-05-2015 08:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Baconeater (Post 11361713)
I knew I should've went to prom instead of hanging out with the stoners at the Circle K.
Also, girls seem to think blow jobs are a way of prolonging having to have intercourse and seem to be sucking dick all over the place.

Merry Christmas.

Donger 03-05-2015 08:50 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 11361702)
Curiously enough that's how I imagine Hootie knows his friend's dick size.



In the midwest they do something called a Presentation. I think? Theres NOwhere for Proms to be had in NW Iowa, so they have them in gyms. Before the dancing begins, all the parents in the surrounding communities sit in the stands and watch each couple be introduced.

Only maybe half the audience is related to one of the seniors. The rest of the audience is made up of dirty old men because every single prom dress, from the skinny nerd girls to the 6 ft jock girls have their breasts hanging out of the dresses. To the extreme. Sweet, wholesome, church going, 4H club princesses all hanging onto their dresses by their nipples.

I can tell you they're getting better and bigger.

And I'm ****ing pissed.
What do you have against bigger and better dresses?

KChiefs1 03-05-2015 09:48 AM
I knew a guy in high school whose penis would actually invert & you couldn't see it. Is that considered a micropenis?

Pablo 03-05-2015 09:51 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by KChiefs1 (Post 11361795)
I knew a guy in high school whose penis would actually invert & you couldn't see it. Is that considered a micropenis?
Uh huh. "Knew a guy".

I think we found one of the four!

BigRedChief 03-05-2015 10:03 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 11361686)
Well yeah you do. They always come out when you guys have sleep overs that turn into pillow fights that turn into make out sessions. At least that's the way we've always heard it happens.
We need to verify this theory.

BigRedChief 03-05-2015 10:04 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pablo (Post 11361800)
Uh huh. "Knew a guy".

I think we found one of the four!
LMAO thats Gold Jerry, Gold!

Hootie 03-05-2015 10:17 AM
I've seen so many of my friends penises it's not even funny

I'm talking hard, soft, semi, emotional, etc

srvy 03-05-2015 12:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0 (Post 11361840)
I've seen so many of my friends penises it's not even funny

I'm talking hard, soft, semi, emotional, etc
:LOL:

Are you Fred Garvin Male Prostitute?

Donger 03-05-2015 12:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by srvy (Post 11362147)
:LOL:

Are you Fred Garvin Male Prostitute?
No. He's Hootie.

He's wild and edgy!!!

Raiderhater 03-05-2015 12:30 PM
Who knew CP had a member (pun not intended) in Nigeria?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...penis-big.html

BucEyedPea 03-05-2015 12:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 11361672)
We all know what our girlfriends boobs look like.
..and sisters. One of my sisters had three boobs.

Graystoke 03-05-2015 01:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BucEyedPea (Post 11362214)
..and sisters. One of my sisters had three boobs.
What could she bench?
How fast was her 40?

ChiTown 03-05-2015 01:34 PM
https://pmchollywoodlife.files.wordp...-ftr.jpg?w=600
Quote:
Originally Posted by BucEyedPea (Post 11362214)
..and sisters. One of my sisters had three boobs.

frankotank 03-05-2015 01:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BWillie (Post 11358451)
I have never once measured my penis
http://media.giphy.com/media/icWphJC6N6kU0/giphy.gif

the "average flacid" numbers cracked me up. I mean come ON! depending on various factors, the major one being temp, that damn thing can look like a ****ing meat button at times regardless of how well endowed one may be fully erect.

http://media.giphy.com/media/yA8HRFteUCTEA/giphy.gif

Lonewolf Ed 03-05-2015 02:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by KChiefs1 (Post 11361795)
I knew a guy in high school whose penis would actually invert & you couldn't see it. Is that considered a micropenis?
Frightened turtle syndrome. It is tragic.

KC native 03-05-2015 02:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0 (Post 11361589)
I know a few things

I have a few friends with HUGE penises

two to be exact

and NEITHER of them flaunt them, and NEITHER of them ever reference them in public ... in fact, they get embarrassed

no joke

so when I sit here and read people on ChiefsPlanet.com talk about their HUGE dicks and how they've had women turn them down for sex because they were just "too big" ... it's hilarious to me

because I know it isn't true ... and I want to know what kind of complex someone has to have to have to pretend or talk about having a huge dick on ChiefsPlanet.com when the demographic is 99.5% men

it's hilarious

who does that?
Hai buddy. I couldn't attach a pic to PM (didn't realize that). So here you go.

Image: Not Safe for Work
NSFW Image


Image: Not Safe for Work
NSFW Image

KC native 03-05-2015 02:08 PM
And that should provide some burst.

Katipan 03-05-2015 02:09 PM
I'm so happy to be the first one to post after that.

ThaVirus 03-05-2015 02:11 PM
LMAO

Burst activated.

Discuss Thrower 03-05-2015 02:12 PM
uhh

Pablo 03-05-2015 02:14 PM
Who was the last person to upload a dick pic for the planet?

Dr. Johnny Fever many moons ago maybe?

BucEyedPea 03-05-2015 02:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ChiTown (Post 11362282)
Pic of 3 Boob Woman here.
Nah, I didn't say they were all equal.

ThaVirus 03-05-2015 02:15 PM
A friend of mine who is a girl, and a whore, swears 99% of peens she's seen were right around 6 inches. All but one which she said looked like a thumb (poor guy)..

It's hard to take a girl's word for it, though. Women can't measure shit worth a damn with equipment. Not sure I trust them to gauge shit with their eyes.

KC native 03-05-2015 02:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pablo (Post 11362374)
Who was the last person to upload a dick pic for the planet?

Dr. Johnny Fever many moons ago maybe?
I have no idea. That is a good piece of trivia info.

KC native 03-05-2015 02:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 11362381)
A friend of mine who is a girl, and a whore, swears 99% of peens she's seen were right around 6 inches. All but one which she said looked like a thumb (poor guy)..

It's hard to take a girl's word for it, though. Women can't measure shit worth a damn with equipment. Not sure I trust them to gauge shit with their eyes.
Paid whore or just a whore?

KC native 03-05-2015 02:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pablo (Post 11362374)
Who was the last person to upload a dick pic for the planet?

Dr. Johnny Fever many moons ago maybe?
I really just wanted to send it to hootie since he has a thing for looking at dicks, but you can't attach files to PMs.

Mods should really fix that.

ThaVirus 03-05-2015 02:18 PM
15K penis's examined. How do you measure up?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by KC native (Post 11362386)
Paid whore or just a whore?

Just your average local slut..

Katipan 03-05-2015 02:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 11362381)
A friend of mine who is a girl, and a whore, swears 99% of peens she's seen were right around 6 inches. All but one which she said looked like a thumb (poor guy)..

It's hard to take a girl's word for it, though. Women can't measure shit worth a damn with equipment. Not sure I trust them to gauge shit with their eyes.
I'm not going to overly argue with you about the whole distance thing in general but I do really think you should think about shoes.

Shoes, man.

Women's shoes sizes pretty much reflect normal inches.

I want to say "most", but I will definitely say many many many many many women know what 6, 7, and 8 inches looks like.

Pepe Silvia 03-05-2015 02:34 PM
No he didn't. ROFL

ChiTown 03-05-2015 02:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by KC native (Post 11362352)
Hai buddy. I couldn't attach a pic to PM (didn't realize that). So here you go.

Image: Not Safe for Work
NSFW Image


Image: Not Safe for Work
NSFW Image
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__...s/c/c1/Why.gif

Bugeater 03-05-2015 02:36 PM
I might be impressed if I had any idea how long a stick of Old Spice is.

Discuss Thrower 03-05-2015 02:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Baconeater (Post 11362433)
I might be impressed if I had any idea how long a stick of Old Spice is.
Anywhere from 4in to 6in "tall"

Bugeater 03-05-2015 02:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower (Post 11362436)
Anywhere from 4in to 6in "tall"
LMAO That doesn't really help much. How ****ing hard can it be to find a goddamn ruler?

SPchief 03-05-2015 02:39 PM
Anyone else find it kind of odd that he kept it hard knowing he was posting it for a bunch dudes to see?

Hootie 03-05-2015 02:40 PM
Did he really post real pictures of his penis?

ChiTown 03-05-2015 02:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Baconeater (Post 11362433)
I might be impressed if I had any idea how long a stick of Old Spice is.
I'm more disturbed by the fact that he had to make the effort to get his dick hard so he could take the pic in order to prove he was right. I'm not sure I'm comfortable with that...........

Hootie 03-05-2015 02:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ChiTown (Post 11362446)
I'm more disturbed by the fact that he had to make the effort to get his dick hard so he could take the pic in order to prove he was right. I'm not sure I'm comfortable with that...........
So he really did!?! Omg lmao

That's so funny.

Katipan 03-05-2015 02:43 PM
I would like to nominate Native's penis for Noob of the Year.

Baby Lee 03-05-2015 02:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 11362452)
I would like to nominate Native's penis for Nub of the Year.
FYP

Hootie 03-05-2015 02:43 PM
There are like two active female posters on this website and KC Native just posted pictures of his erection on a message board to prove a point to random dudes making fun of him.

I love it

Discuss Thrower 03-05-2015 02:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 11362452)
I would like to nominate Native's penis for Noob of the Year.
LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO


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