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deep fart 2day

all time ever 30 secs ekuals a fart or 2 vry deepe fart

My dog. That bastard won't stop his ****ing nasty ass dog farts and he keeps sneaking over behind my chair.

Just have AIDS here.

I had AIDS once. Rubbed some Busch light on it and it knocked it down to genital warts. Give it a go.

If it doesn't work then you can mail me the Busch light can for proper inspection

so weird! I TOO have deep gas tonight!!

To answer your question dad, yes, I've been a bit gassy lately. Thinking about knocking the slim jims down to 7 a day. 10 seems a bit too much for an honest man.

:D You both seem nice.

dude is pretty cool for living in Bates City - I love culture - so (as it turns out) I love him too.

andy of you posturs ever bi smokes at cigarette city here in town?

I had a smoked beef brisket sandwich on Ciabatta with spicy aioli, pickled onions, pico de gallo, cotija cheese and a side of fries and two hot peppers.

Last night it sounding like a marching band in my bedroom. 20 second LOUD bombs all night long. Little to no odor but probably woke up the neighbors upstairs! :eek:

Seems like recently any starch product is making me gassy as all hell.

cartoons are vary cheep

I've always has some very, very loud and cartoon-ish sounding farts. Something isn't right. I am wired wrong, and I can only assume medical issues are in my future.

Some of my farts aren't human. They sound like sasquatch barking out a take-out order in Russian. And the smell is worse. It's a tremendous tool I possess. My asshole practically talks at times and it leaves behind a 'fresh off the colon' scent that can't be ignored.

Let's see, we have a gas water heater, gas furnace, and gas cooktop. I think that's it. Everything else is electric.

You must be busy keeping those up and running. Lots of chili I'm sure.

A couple visits to Taco bell each week pretty much takes care of it all.

This should be a poop thread....

This thread stinks...

boy meet my here u wan do fite!

You seem nice

Intrawebz are cool.

I got gas.

It's 3/4ths tank full.

ICE COLD BUD LIGHT HERE

DILLY DILLY!

Enzymes. Take some enzymes. You lose them to help breakdown your food as you age.

Link of place you procured the sandwich?