You ever had a coworker
 

You wanted to pimpslap the **** out of? Why can't I have normal coworkers.

Invite him out for a beer after work. Then smack a bitch

Simma down, nut. HR hates it when you kill your coworkers.

Instead, close your eyes and imagine Mahomes throwing a football right in their stupid face.

HR only hates it because they’d rather do it themselves.

You still have chili cheese burritos?

you must work for the state or county

Only everywhere I ever worked in my entire ****ing life. :#

Fill his sister full of your pimp juice.

Yes. But don't do it at work. Invite them to the George Brett statue.

Taco fart in his coffee mug, give pink eye, big laughs

Lol no I don't work at taco Bueno or bell I work at wal mart. I hate that people get to me. I try to be mister positive thinking of my chiefs and royals but then I have to deal with these numbnuts.

Tell him to show respect or there gonna be a cleanup in aisle 5.


Or….everyone has to be dealing with dumb****s at work. Keep in mind the average iq is only average because half of the people are stupid benchodes.

I'd run out of fingers if I'd pointed out the the co-workers I'd want to bitch slap when I was in corporate world.

There's a crabs in a bucket mentality when people think if they kill each other off for the sake of making themselves look better instead of working together.

Hang in there big guy.

Yeah, it’s a part of life get use to it.

I tend to invite them over for a meth and vaccination party then leave them to freeze to death right outside my door.