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BigRedChief 03-03-2015 06:37 PM

15K penis's examined. How do you measure up?
 
http://www.iflscience.com/health-and...age-penis-size

This study seems to contradict the fact that every male on Chiefs Planet is packing serious length and girth. Poll is private.

Cliff notes:
The average flaccid penis was found to be 9.16 cm (3.61 inches) long, whereas the average erect penis is 13.12 cm (5.16 inches) in length.

Only 5 men out of every 100 have an erect penis longer than 16 cm (6.3 inches).
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Finally, a study which may lay to rest some of the lingering fallacies about penis size and alleviate the woes shared by many men worldwide. According to new research, the average erect penis length is just over 13 centimeters, or around 5 inches. Furthermore, there’s no strong association between foot size and penis length, so women can stop judging men by the size of their shoes. You can read the entire study in BJU International.


Although many compare themselves to the “average” penis size, what this figure actually is has been surprisingly difficult to determine. As pointed out by Science, that’s mainly because most studies have relied on self-reporting, which isn’t very accurate. To get around this problem and obtain a more reliable data set, a team of U.K. researchers decided to compile measurements taken by health professionals who followed a standardized measuring procedure. They included both girth (the circumference at the base or the middle) and length (pubic bone to the tip of the glans) measurements from 20 different studies, which totaled 15,521 men from various countries across the world. And the results will be music to the ears of many.


The average flaccid penis was found to be 9.16 cm (3.61 inches) long, whereas the average erect penis is 13.12 cm (5.16 inches) in length. In terms of girth, the average circumference of a flaccid penis turned out to be 9.31 cm (3.66 inches), and 11.66 cm (4.59 inches) for an erect one. Furthermore, those at extreme ends of the spectrum were found to be much less common. For example, only 5 men out of every 100 have an erect penis longer than 16 cm (6.3 inches).


When they looked for correlations with other body features, such as testicular size, weight or foot size, no strong or consistent associations were found. Although they couldn’t find any significant evidence for a relationship between penis size and race, they note that conclusions can’t be drawn since the vast majority of measurements were from Caucasians.
So what’s the take home message? Men, don’t be so hard on yourself as what you see on the TV or in magazines is not an accurate representation of the average penis. But if you’re concerned, make sure you’re measuring correctly.

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Does Size matter?
http://www.iflscience.com/plants-and...really-matter0

Humans are, in general, very conscious of their appearance. If we’re not sucking in our bellies for photographs we’re fixing our hair or hitting the gym for that extra round butt. Guys are also faced with the age old question: does size really matter?



You’ll be pleased to know that humans have the biggest penis of any primate both in terms of absolute size and relative proportion. High five.



But do men need bigger penises? What do women say? Does your package make you more or less attractive, or affect partner satisfaction? Check out this 3 minute video from AsapSCIENCE for some interesting facts and studies on the topic:
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Hog's Gone Fishin 03-03-2015 06:40 PM

I beat the avg by .015555

Ha !

BigMeatballDave 03-03-2015 06:41 PM

I have a micropenis.

BigRedChief 03-03-2015 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigMeatballDave (Post 11358417)
I have a micropenis.

http://memecrunch.com/meme/1C86J/you....png?w=400&c=1

Nightfyre 03-03-2015 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigMeatballDave (Post 11358417)
I have a micropenis.

Does the novelty factor get you chicks?

BWillie 03-03-2015 06:54 PM

I have never once measured my penis

Buzz 03-03-2015 06:56 PM

I came up short, that's okay, the wife doesn't use it anyway.

Hog's Gone Fishin 03-03-2015 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BWillie (Post 11358451)
I have never once measured my penis


So you've done it multiple times !

Katipan 03-03-2015 06:57 PM

This is an appropriate use of the letter Q

Buzz 03-03-2015 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BWillie (Post 11358451)
I have never once measured my penis


because you have short fingers?

Baby Lee 03-03-2015 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hog Farmer (Post 11358414)
I beat off hogs that beat the avg by .015555

Ha !

FYP

BigRedChief 03-03-2015 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buzz (Post 11358456)
I came up short, that's okay, the wife doesn't use it anyway.

Well played sir. well played. :clap:

Baby Lee 03-03-2015 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buzz (Post 11358456)
I came up short, that's okay, the wife doesn't use it anyway.

Came up short? Tell me you at least tagged your belly button.

lewdog 03-03-2015 07:04 PM

Easily double in size. / CP bros.

Iconic 03-03-2015 07:07 PM

****ing beta's, get on my 25 inch level.

Chief Roundup 03-03-2015 07:07 PM

Must resist all of the easy jokes that some would seen as demeaning. :evil:

Buzz 03-03-2015 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 11358479)
Came up short? Tell me you at least tagged your belly button.

Nope, don't think I made it past the waistband. I should buy low cut underwear.

KChiefs1 03-03-2015 07:10 PM

Damn I'm hung like a horse compared to you guys.

ChiefRocka 03-03-2015 07:14 PM

When i do pregnant bitches i give those kids brain damage

stumppy 03-03-2015 07:20 PM

Well I'll be damned. Finally found something I'm in the top 5% at.

Bearcat 03-03-2015 07:22 PM

Yes, I'm larger - 14
No, I'm below the curve line - 0
I'm the average in the poll - 2


LMAO

stumppy 03-03-2015 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 11358539)
Yes, I'm larger - 14
No, I'm below the curve line - 0
I'm the average in the poll - 2


LMAO

ROFL
Yea, theres at least 6 liars posting in this thread.

KChiefs1 03-03-2015 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 11358539)
Yes, I'm larger - 14

No, I'm below the curve line - 0

I'm the average in the poll - 2





LMAO


I've always said ChiefsPlanet was an extraordinary league of gentlemen.

BigMeatballDave 03-03-2015 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nightfyre (Post 11358429)
Does the novelty factor get you chicks?

Hellz yeah! My tongue is longer than Gene Simmons'.

Hootie 03-03-2015 07:26 PM

now, let's see the same study done with mostly african men

Baby Lee 03-03-2015 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buzz (Post 11358505)
Nope, don't think I made it past the waistband. I should buy low cut underwear.

Awww, the dreaded seep-spoo

BigMeatballDave 03-03-2015 07:29 PM

I've fathered a child, believe it or not.

He's part munchkin, but he's mine.

Sully 03-03-2015 07:31 PM

9".

But I measure from the taint.

Buzz 03-03-2015 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 11358555)
Awww, the dreaded seep-spoo

If that's code, I don't swing that way.

Katipan 03-03-2015 07:37 PM

...worthless without picts.

But don't send them to me.

Send them to Hootie.

Hootie 03-03-2015 07:38 PM

let's all send an erect dick pic to katipan (but it has to be verified with a handwritten index card stating your CP name in the same frame as the penis) and then she can disclose the 5 biggest wangs on CP

Hog's Gone Fishin 03-03-2015 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sully (Post 11358566)
9".

But I measure from the backstrap.


Fixed

Sully 03-03-2015 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0 (Post 11358583)
let's all send an erect dick pic to katipan (but it has to be verified with a handwritten index card stating your CP name in the same frame as the penis) and then she can disclose the 5 biggest wangs on CP

Do we really need another method to say that you're the biggest dick here?

Hammock Parties 03-03-2015 07:40 PM

you can send me dick pics too

Hootie 03-03-2015 07:40 PM

I wasn't going to participate. I want the contest to be a fair fight.

Hammock Parties 03-03-2015 07:43 PM

Let's compare our cocks to NFL QBs.

I'll go first: Trent Green

Hootie 03-03-2015 07:44 PM

JeMarcus Russell

Hammock Parties 03-03-2015 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0 (Post 11358599)
JeMarcus Russell

Sounds like you have trouble with stamina.

Hootie 03-03-2015 07:46 PM

Stamina don't mean shit when you have a JaMarcus

BigRedChief 03-03-2015 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 11358539)
Yes, I'm larger - 14
No, I'm below the curve line - 0
I'm the average in the poll - 2


LMAO

And thats a private poll.

Hootie 03-03-2015 07:47 PM

Actually I've heard Donovan McNabb has a GIANT penis. Like, out of this world. Heard the same about Rickey Henderson.

Conversely, I've heard Matt Ryan has a baby dick.

BigRedChief 03-03-2015 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0 (Post 11358583)
let's all send an erect dick pic to katipan (but it has to be verified with a handwritten index card stating your CP name in the same frame as the penis) and then she can disclose the 5 biggest wangs on CP

What does the biggest weiner win?

BigRedChief 03-03-2015 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0 (Post 11358607)
Actually I've heard Donovan McNabb has a GIANT penis. Like, out of this world. Heard the same about Rickey Henderson.

Conversely, I've heard Matt Ryan has a baby dick.

Huey Lewis has a huge dick, I mean big ass porn star huge. Tommy Lee has nothing on this guy.

Hootie 03-03-2015 07:51 PM

I have a buddy from high school who had a gigantic dick ... like, legendary big. Couldn't get that sucker hard, though...so what's the point? The few times he did, though...some of those girls wouldn't walk very well the next day

Hammock Parties 03-03-2015 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0 (Post 11358607)
Actually I've heard Donovan McNabb has a GIANT penis. Like, out of this world. Heard the same about Rickey Henderson.

Conversely, I've heard Matt Ryan has a baby dick.

I read a really interesting article about hollywood stars who are hung like horses last night.

http://www.wetpaint.com/news/gallery...low-the-belt#1

Liam Neeson and Jon Hamm weren't surprising. Willem Dafoe on the other hand. ROFL

Apparently Dafoe needed a stunt cock for nude scenes because his member was TOO big.

Hootie 03-03-2015 07:52 PM

Yah I've heard about Hamm

BucEyedPea 03-03-2015 08:07 PM

Size doesn't matter.

Pasta Little Brioni 03-03-2015 08:07 PM

The Top 101 cp penises of 2015 presented by katipan

BigRedChief 03-03-2015 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BucEyedPea (Post 11358631)
Size doesn't matter.

Better not because evidently you only got a 5% chance to encounter one bigger than 6 inches.:D

Pablo 03-03-2015 08:15 PM

375 bench. Just fyi.

Katipan 03-03-2015 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball (Post 11358632)
The Top 101 cp penises of 2015 presented by katipan

Only if BEP and I can mass produce and sell a calendar.

I'll be happy to donate the profits to CP.

BEP's rich and talented so I'm sure she'll give up her share too.

KC native 03-03-2015 08:23 PM

LMAO @ everyone voting that they're above average.

Hootie 03-03-2015 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BucEyedPea (Post 11358631)
Size doesn't matter.

Spoken like a truly sexually repressed older female

KC native 03-03-2015 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0 (Post 11358676)
Spoken like a truly sexually repressed older female

It's somewhat true.

I've had more than one chick say no to sex (having a big dick isn't all that it's cracked up to be). I've gotten quite a few blow jobs from chicks that were curious. Those were always fun.

For the curious, I've measured. I'm 7.75"

lewdog 03-03-2015 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC native (Post 11358696)
It's somewhat true.

I've had more than one chick say no to sex (having a big dick isn't all that it's cracked up to be). I've gotten quite a few blow jobs from chicks that were curious. Those were always fun.

For the curious, I've measured. I'm 7.75"

Oh yea....I'm 7.75".............Around............................................................................ ....................................................................................think about it.

KC native 03-03-2015 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lewdog (Post 11358707)
Oh yea....I'm 7.75".............Around............................................................................ ....................................................................................think about it.

LMAO

Hammock Parties 03-03-2015 08:38 PM

It seems like about 6.5 inches is the sweet spot for most chicks.

Katipan 03-03-2015 08:40 PM

You can be too big and you can be too small, but both of those things are so far at the extremes that adjustments can be made for the freak factor.

I suppose.

Gonzo 03-03-2015 08:40 PM

Well, well, well....

looks like I've been blessed with two things then. Great hair and amazingly huge... Thighs.

Katipan 03-03-2015 08:41 PM

I was watching The Doctors and there was a lady with 2 vaginas. They explained that sometimes they can grow to look like shotgun barrels. With both passages viable love tunnels.

That would have been fun.

KC native 03-03-2015 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 11358733)
I was watching The Doctors and there was a lady with 2 vaginas. They explained that sometimes they can grow to look like shotgun barrels. With both passages viable love tunnels.

That would have been fun.

LMAO

Pepe Silvia 03-03-2015 08:47 PM

30 large votes to 4 smaller ROFL ****ing liars.

lewdog 03-03-2015 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PackerinMo (Post 11358759)
30 large votes to 4 smaller ROFL ****ing liars.

Glad you took the time to be honest and vote smaller.

Pepe Silvia 03-03-2015 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lewdog (Post 11358767)
Glad you took the time to be honest and vote smaller.

Good one lol , I was one of the large votes but at least I'm being honest.

MMXcalibur 03-03-2015 08:50 PM

Is there an option above "Yes, I'm larger"?

BucEyedPea 03-03-2015 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0 (Post 11358676)
Spoken like a truly sexually repressed older female

Nope. It depends on how it get used. Every woman knows that.

BigRedChief 03-03-2015 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 11358727)
You can be too big and you can be too small, but both of those things are so far at the extremes that adjustments can be made for the freak factor.

I suppose.

Do you speak from experience? Please tell us and also sprinkle in BBS, DOORS comments.

BucEyedPea 03-03-2015 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 11358651)
Only if BEP and I can mass produce and sell a calendar.

I'll be happy to donate the profits to CP.

BEP's rich and talented so I'm sure she'll give up her share too.

LMAO I dunno know about rich. So I wouldn't donate the profits. Tho' I doubt there'd be any.

BucEyedPea 03-03-2015 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 11358727)
You can be too big and you can be too small, but both of those things are so far at the extremes ...

Exactly.

Did you ever see or remember the episode of Sex and the City where Samantha encounters a guy who is too large and even she is put-off?

KC native 03-03-2015 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BucEyedPea (Post 11358784)
Nope. It depends on how it get used. Every woman knows that.

When you swing a big bat, it's pretty easy to knock the ball out of the park.

Deberg_1990 03-03-2015 09:04 PM

Of course Chiefsplanet is 82% larger!

BigRedChief 03-03-2015 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deberg_1990 (Post 11358819)
Of course Chiefsplanet is 82% larger!

We have known that all along. Chiefsplanet posters have the largest member's per capita in the whole wide world.
http://i1.wp.com/www.playingtheangle...z-Flanagan.png

BucEyedPea 03-03-2015 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC native (Post 11358808)
When you swing a big bat, it's pretty easy to knock the ball out of the park.

In baseball perhaps.

Katipan 03-03-2015 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BucEyedPea (Post 11358804)
Exactly.

Did you ever see or remember the episode of Sex and the City where Samantha encounters a guy who is too large and even she is put-off?

Yes.

I would spend so much time laughing, he'd have to have a good sense of humor. And skills at other things because there's a bunch of shit we aren't trying.

Bearcat 03-03-2015 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lewdog (Post 11358707)
Oh yea....I'm 7.75".............Around............................................................................ ....................................................................................think about it.

Cheese wheel?

https://awkwardtoawesome.files.wordp...eese_wheel.jpg

Baby Lee 03-03-2015 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sully (Post 11358566)
9".

But I measure from the center of the butthole to just past the tip.

FYP

lewdog 03-03-2015 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 11358891)

Cheese wheel? Tuna can?

Same diff.

Baby Lee 03-03-2015 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0 (Post 11358617)
Yah I've heard about Hamm

You don't HEAR that about Hamm, you see what paparazzi document when he flounces around the East Village in a thin layer of gaberdine.

Hootie 03-03-2015 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC native (Post 11358696)
It's somewhat true.

I've had more than one chick say no to sex (having a big dick isn't all that it's cracked up to be). I've gotten quite a few blow jobs from chicks that were curious. Those were always fun.

For the curious, I've measured. I'm 7.75"

You and billay would make a great couple

Pablo 03-03-2015 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PackerinMo (Post 11358773)
Good one lol , I was one of the large votes but at least I'm being honest.

We've all been honest bud.


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