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Pasta Little Brioni 03-13-2015 11:25 AM
Damn that's cold hearted to reject his proposal for that. Dude musta been tiny.

Pepe Silvia 03-13-2015 11:42 AM
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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 11380936)
I was thinking a possible photoshop of Native's dong to add to CP lore?

Maybe a Fisty McDick combo or Dicky McElephant or something. Idk.
ROFL

Discuss Thrower 03-13-2015 11:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball (Post 11381096)
Damn that's cold hearted to reject his proposal for that. Dude musta been tiny.
The worst was when he was at the urologists office and the doctor (a lady) says he's definitely on the very small side of the spectrum. The tone in her voice was crushing.

But in all seriousness the dude ****ed up. Proposing at a sports event unless you're both insanely passionate fans of the same team is a bad move.

Hootie 03-13-2015 12:10 PM
Has anyone figured out what kind of personality disorder leads an adult to post a picture of his erect penis on a football message board to prove some sort of an unknown point?

KC native 03-13-2015 12:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0 (Post 11381174)
Has anyone figured out what kind of personality disorder leads an adult to post a picture of his erect penis on a football message board to prove some sort of an unknown point?
LMAO

I'm still in your head.

You don't handle people calling your bluffs very well.

What are you going to do when someone decides to punch you in the face when you try your "pull down my pants" theory?

WhawhaWhat 03-13-2015 02:29 PM
Hope for some of you: First successful penis transplant completed today!

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STELLENBOSCH, South Africa (AP) — A South African university says it has performed a successful penis transplant.

The University of Stellenbosch said in a statement Friday that specialists from its medical faculty performed the nine-hour operation in December on a man who had his penis amputated three years ago.

It said the 21-year-old man “has made a full recovery and has regained all function in the newly transplanted organ.”

The university said it was only the second time the procedure had been done. A man in China received a transplant in 2005 but that man asked surgeons to remove the new organ two weeks later.

Billy Landrigan 10-18-2018 05:20 AM
Who cares about how much dick you have as long as you have enough to pay her?

BigRedChief 10-18-2018 07:02 AM
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Originally Posted by Billy Landrigan (Post 13825485)
Who cares about how much dick you have as long as you have enough to pay her?
Okay, who's mult is this?

cooper barrett 11-05-2018 09:41 PM
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Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 13825553)
Okay, who's mult is this?
I would have guessed mine but those days are behind me. I don't rent it anymore, I lease it. It's a better value.

scho63 11-11-2018 01:47 AM
When I was 100 pounds overweight my dick looked like someone had stomped on a mushroom in tall weeds.

Now my dick looks close to pornstar material and I think I could make a pretty decent showing for a 55 year old.

cooper barrett 11-11-2018 09:15 AM
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Originally Posted by scho63 (Post 13882796)
When I was 100 pounds overweight my dick looked like someone had stomped on a mushroom in tall weeds.

Now my dick looks close to pornstar material and I think I could make a pretty decent showing for a 55 year old.
I found you a date, she's perfect for youROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qim...170f049de20f-c


The glasses must work.... before and after proof source pics..

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MarkDavis'Haircut 10-19-2023 08:17 PM
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Originally Posted by KC native (Post 11362352)
Hai buddy. I couldn't attach a pic to PM (didn't realize that). So here you go.

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What a post.

Katipan 10-20-2023 08:07 AM
Old Spice Timber is nice.

BigRedChief 10-20-2023 09:50 AM
Even though it was a private poll, 77% of CP that voted still have bigger penis's than the average. We are indeed a special group.

Obligatory, they also ran a 4.4 40 yard dash in high school....

BucEyedPea 11-02-2023 11:44 AM
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Originally Posted by MarkDavis'Haircut (Post 17178190)
What a post.
I bet Listo's is longer—much longer. Has he posted proof of his yet?


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