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Donger 12-19-2014 05:54 PM
Okay, well at least she's not alone (I guess):

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cooter

Fire Me Boy! 12-19-2014 05:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 11203130)
LMAO

Wow. Is that Dukes of Hazzard? If so, I'm going to have some fun tonight when she and the kids get home.
Yes.

:D

Donger 12-19-2014 06:10 PM
His nickname was "Crazy Cooter"?

LMAO

Mischief commences... And she won't get too mad, because it's my birthday tomorrow and she takes those seriously.

Katipan 12-19-2014 06:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 11203167)
His nickname was "Crazy Cooter"?

LMAO

Mischief commences... And she won't get too mad, because it's my birthday tomorrow and she takes those seriously.
We are 3 days apart.

That explains so much.

eDave 12-19-2014 06:16 PM
All instances of coitus MUST include oral, both ways. No question. It's simply barbaric otherwise.

Katipan 12-19-2014 06:18 PM
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Originally Posted by eDave (Post 11203203)
All instances of coitus MUST include oral, both ways. No question. It's simply barbaric otherwise.
When I can hang from a shower curtain rod by my ankle instead?

No thanks.

Donger 12-19-2014 06:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 11203185)
We are 3 days apart.

That explains so much.
Wife's is the 18th. We should have a threesome next year.

Donger 12-19-2014 06:21 PM
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Originally Posted by eDave (Post 11203203)
All instances of coitus MUST include oral, both ways. No question. It's simply barbaric otherwise.
Do you have kids?

Katipan 12-19-2014 06:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 11203221)
Wife's is the 18th. We should have a threesome next year.
My step dad's is the 16th, can't we just trade?

Your wife is hot but Cooter was never my favorite character.

eDave 12-19-2014 06:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 11203209)
When I can hang from a shower curtain rod by my ankle instead?

No thanks.
Patience my dear.

Donger 12-19-2014 06:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 11203225)
My step dad's is the 16th, can't we just trade?

Your wife is hot but Cooter was never my favorite character.
LMAO

Happy belated birthday, by the way. I hope you had a good one.

booger 12-19-2014 06:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 11203209)
When I can hang from a shower curtain rod by my ankle instead?

No thanks.
Image from http://www.dogstiltingtheirheads.com...t/dsc_3257.jpg.

RaiderH8r 12-19-2014 06:33 PM
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Originally Posted by eDave (Post 11203203)
All instances of coitus MUST include oral, both ways. No question. It's simply barbaric otherwise.
Damn right. We're not animals. We live in a society.

brucey_72 12-19-2014 06:51 PM
I have been with my wife for 3 years and have never received a completed blow job from her, she has given me head for a minute or so on a few special occasions

TLO 12-19-2014 06:53 PM
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Originally Posted by brucey_72 (Post 11203275)
I have been with my wife for 3 years and have never received a completed blow job from her, she has given me head for a minute or so on a few special occasions
And how often do you munch her box?


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