Yes, I'm sure you tell yourself that meaningless nonsense...

sure, sparky. you've transcended your 'animal nature.'

let's ignore the fact that you are, in fact, an animal. all of us are. Homo sapiens sapiens. fundamentally that is part of you whether you choose to accept it or not.

nice. I'll have to suggest to the woman that we get one :)

you were talking about udders...

Udders are for infant mammals.

Not for repressed adults with a mommy complex.

ROFL ROFL ROFL Sac, you gotta eat the booty like groceries!

Bump for the draft

Avoid licking drafty ass.

Hey so what ever happened to Billay?

He was having sex in the bathroom at Harpo's, the last I knew.

Do they make tongue condoms for ass lickers, or is that not a thing? Asking for a friend.

Yes, they're called 'Dental Dams'.

According to a friend.

That defeats the whole purpose, you may as well not do it at all. lol

9 volt batteries

He found a female & she popped his cherry.
We now call Billay.... BILL

Ass,not anus

I'm here to inquire further about Dental Dams.
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What is your question?

I'm gonna guess that if he was asking the question at 4:49 AM from a mobile device, we're too late.

Pics of the issue?

What do you think of this thread? Hall of Classics worthy?

You do not want to use a dental dam for any reason. Your dentist can give you some if you insist. They are dams left over from dental school. Few practicing dentists use dams. Some endodontists( root canal) use them. I can't think how it would be effective in licking the front or the back.

Nope

Yes

Yes

Pepper you ever licked a chick's ASS?

I'm not sticking my tongue in some girl's ass without a certain level of PPE. There are way too many other places on a woman's body that are tongue friendly. What's next? Are you going to go after women who had a colostomy and lick the wound?

Hey! I licked a chick's ass for the first time last month!

I never stated I was licking ass. Merely giving my opinion on dental dams. If some chick wants to get freaky with her colostomy bag and stoma, I am not the man.

Are you truly licking a chicks ass if during cunnilingus you get a little wet and wild and your tongue slips into her asshole a few times? :hmmm:

Certainly a question for the ages.

anyone else got an opinion?

Oh, OK, never mind then.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of...an asshole?

I do not eat the booty like groceries. I go to the grocery store and buy groceries. Fruits and veggies. Grains. Meats. Legumes. That's what I eat. Actual food. Not asses.

1 or 2 and it's just a slip of the tongue

3 to 4 probes of the tongue and it's accidental.

5 to 7 licks and you are close to liking it more than you admit.

8 or more tongue lashings and you are now fully chowing ass like a pro! :D

Update: my wife and I are back together. Can't wait to eat that ass like a cupcake.

Pics or GTFO...

Licking a chicks ASS
 

I've eaten ass a couple times. "Eating" it is a misnomer. You're really just licking around the b-hole.

You lived?

No negative side effects, as far as I'm aware.

I might have some form of hepatitis though.

I guess it would depend. If it's Brazilian down there and super clean and things were hot and heavy and she like it/asked for it, I'd probably do it.


But if it looked like a shag carpet with peanut butter smeared into it, I'd bow out.

All the time with my girl. She loves it, and more often than not leads to anal. It's a win/win!

ASS has to be 0 calories right?

Mult convo alert

ROFL

Depends how fat she is.

http://i.imgur.com/SXYkB2Y.jpg

Fewer calories in the can, amiright?

No, I have never gotten down on any butthole... but was able to talk the ex-wife into it one time LMAO

You can divorce me, treat me like a bum, and badmouth me to the kids... but you can NEVER un-lick my butthole!

:clap: :clap: :clap:

Yeah , cleaning up all the smeared shit stains from the last dump wiping.

I'll bet you lick the rim of toilets in public bathrooms.

****ing sick I tell ya

Pepper gonna get a rim job next time he goes hoggin

Tastes like ass.

I took a part time job in evenings to stay active and make a small bit of money to pay all my incidentals like gym cell phone, gas, car insurance etc.

There is a short 4'10 or 4'11" younger girl, maybe 22-25 max who looks part Hispanic, part Asian that works with me several days a week. She has the most incredible pear shaped tiny sweet ass I've ever seen. She is also stunningly beautiful.

I would eat that ass all day long........:drool:

What about ecoli?

If the girl is hot, and the ass is clean, bon appetit!

Looks like some famous DJ named Flume decided to chow down on some chick's ass at Burning Man Festival in front of the entire crowd.

https://riverbeats.life/flume-burning-man-ass-eat/

https://www.pedestrian.tv/music/flume-eat-ass/

No ****ing thanks. Been with the same girl for 10 years and no ****ing way

If you DID have to lick a chicks ass, what would be the age range from youngest to oldest?

I would try to go for 18-25, just before the bung goes brown and still has that pinkish hue......

The science behind ass-licking. CP always delivers!!! LMAO

Has anyone taken the plunge recently?

Welcome the 4 newest members of the Ass Licking Club! :LOL:


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My current GF does not like anal at all and I don't worry much about thoroughly cleaning the hardwood floors with my tongue as she bathes just before bed.

If I am going there, I better know that she planned it and took steps to make it safe and enjoyable.

The gal I lived with off of College would have occasions when I was told anything goes tonight (like on formal date night) and that often led to rough oral from her with challenging gag reflex moments. Oh, and Anal was on the menu

When I was hesitant about diving in face first, she explained that she had planned this out and prepped w/ medical enemas the last couple days and promised I wouldn't even smell ass no less taste it. She was dead on.

So yes I have ate ass, I mean serious, rigorously ate ass. She was an avid bicycle rider. Her carbon fiber Trex sat in the entry to the house because the garage fluctuated tempature. She rode 10+ cross state runs and had an ass you could bounce quarters off off (and great legs leading up to to it).


I never ate ass with anyone else though anal sex with other women usually led to comments the next day about how uncomfortable or painful it was and being told it wasn't going to happening again soon.

I'm not going to be getting any ass unless the GF, soon to be wifey, gifts me some ass in the near future. If it does happens, my activities using my face will be limited to not crossing into the taint.

Eating ass fresh out of Westport **** No!!!

Cooper:

https://scontent.fmkc1-1.fna.fbcdn.n...c3&oe=5E4D7BE1

:D

Stealing this

Anyone eat ASS this Thanksgiving instead of TURKEY? :hmmm:

Someone did later replacing pic with stock photo of lamb chops and taters

Did she just take a shit?

Does she have any hair where it's not supposed to be?

Did she just get done working out?

If the answers to the above are "No"....then you eat that butt.

I'm an ass man. If a woman doesn't have a nice ass, I don't even bother. Eat the hell out of the ass I posted in the "ass" pics thread. Its good eatin'.

Isn't that when you're supposed to do it? :hmmm: