Yeah man I'm totally faking my hatred for Alex.

So, uh, I know this is a bit attention whorey to be asking this, but I'm wondering what your favorite roasts are.

Like what's your top 5? In order?

Yeah, I'm mostly asking because I finally finished this thing, and I'm still in the reflection stage. Particularly I'm interested in those like Sweet Daddy, rico, Tim, Flopnuts, Clay, and numerous others who have been following this thing from the beginning. What did you guys think?

That and... you know... attention whore.

It's okay, boo. You're number 1, and NO ONE gives two shits about two syllables that plop from Hootie's talking-sphincter.

There's the Phil roast, and then there's everything else.

5) Dane

4) Hamas

3) Flop

2) Phobia

1) Milkman

Absolutely

He doesn't post often anymore but I always liked DJ's Left Nut. I don't recall him making the list.

Not sure you could make a good roast about him, though. He was kind of a straight shooter.

I had him in the top 10, but then I checked and realized that he had posted like, 3 times in 2014. So unfortunately I couldn't put him on.

As far as ranking the roasts... yeah, I'm not sure that anything could be more enjoyable than the Phil roast.

Didnt even know who it was about to begin, but JUST as soon as I laid eyes on the pig in the field marshals jacket, I knew it would be great no matter what... and great it was.

My top snubs:



Again, I totally would have done this the right way if I had been the listmaker for the entire project. There are these guys and like 30 other people who have been active posters in 2014 who deserve to be on here.

Phil was number 1. Easy.

2. You nailed my asshole like I was a 2x4. I'm just sayin.

3. Clay. I know you barely got started, but that was gold that he didn't get roasted. That was part of the beauty of it.

I dunno. I'd Have to go back through it all...

I don't have the attention span to do more than a handful. What SNR did was an incrediblyimpressive display of endurance. Mark me down for something, but doing another 100 roasts right after it's just been done is pointless.

What I need to do is find a way to shit on people (something I love) without putting fourth much effort (something I hate).

Forgot about him... He's a top 10 poster IMO.

KCNUT

You could just start an offseason thread, "Post here if you need a swift kick in the ass."

You don't have to write up lengthy roasts. Just a one-lined clever insult is all you need. Or you can do more if you think that person deserves it.