Oh, and to difuse the predictable, no I do not date midgets.

Nope, just 6'4" and 280 # ........


OK III, let me tell ya bout the birds and the bee's .... I think we have touched on this before............. Awh Crap, you and Amy was off to a good start in tha backseat of the car during daylight hours 2 years ago.

Do that again but don't stop, I know you had to cause I told you too, this time I won't be around.

Like the song says, One thing leads to another............

Don't do the Paradise by the dashboard lights, she didn't put out !

Some of the responses here are....... well, let's just say come talk to me 1st before you try some of them....... ROFL

No WONDER you have to ask them....with your hips haunched around their face like that, I can't imagine they'd have ever guessed your intentions. They probably mistook it for a toothpick or match in your pocket or something..... :hmmm:

dude my advice was SOLID

You're from Kentucky and your sisters haven't hooked you up yet?

I'd start there.

Damn that's cold. ROFL

Like you'd have a shot anyway....

WTF ! I was going to get some work done tonight before I leave town, now I'm compelled to uphold the family honor !

Damn, just one of the many things kids will do :hmmm:

Ok...in all seriousness, this is right on the money. In fact, it got me a little hot just reading this.

It's so hard to answer this, you are just a babe, and you still have your virginity, which is a pretty cool thing in my opinion. You probably ought to wait until marriage...etc etc. But if not, your first time really needs to be with someone you can trust. She has to feel comfortable with you. Don't come on too strong, yet don't be a weenie either. Girls that age are worried mostly about having sex with someone who is going to exploit them or make it dirty. Girls don't usually appreciate dirty sex til they are a little older. Heh. One time, I was at this guy's house and....

Nevermind, I am getting a little off the subject.

She needs to know she can trust you. Seriously dude, if she wants to have sex, you will know, because the vibes will be obvious. If you make your move, and she starts screaming NO!, well, that's a good sign, you aren't getting laid.

Two words, titty test. Once your making out with her go for the titty test. If she lets you do that your in.

Please, Roy, tell us that's NOT "Dueling Banjos" I hear in the background...."upholding the family honor? :shake:

:p "

You might want to cancel your trip, upholding the family honor is gonna take a LOT of damage control.

Ummm, well okay then.

2 words: Donkey Punch

On the plus side, it would take less alcohol to get them drunk.