Let's switch it up a bit.....


When you licked da hole what'd it taste like?

That shitter box isn't fully clean unless it's ZEST fully clean. :clap: Ain't that the truth?

Kind of sugary/sweet. It's not a taste I prefer, but if my chick is recently showered or bathed, I'll definitely do it.

The thing is, I hate the mere thought that chicks are able to fart and poop. It grosses me out. In fact, if any of my significant others have farted in front of me in the past, I usually throw a bit of a fit and won't speak to them for about 5 minutes. While I find girl farts/poops repulsive, it confuses me as to why I'm actually willing to lick my fiancee's bunghole when I have a woodrow. I think it comes down to a couple things:


1.) You get a "she is willing to get as freaky as possible with ME" feeling that is kind of encouraging.

and

2.) Every time I've done this, it has been when my chick was recently showered. It's kind of a turn-on when the dirtiest part of your hot fiancee's anatomy is actually clean and non-stinky and definitely cleaner than you'd expect other girls to be.

Sitting here thinking about it, it does not sound appealing at all....but when it's on, by golly it's on!

Just my two cents about licking chick's bungholes.

More of a tips/how to/strategy/results thread.


LMAO

Potentially Q.

So do you all have your wives fill out a questionairre before hitting the sack at night?

When is the last time you pooped?
Do you feel the urge to poop now?
Have you thoroughly scrubbed your bunghole since last pooping?
Showered or just toilet paper?
Are you SURE you scrubbed well and things are sparkly clean?

Very well.

Do you prefer a rimjob or full on tongue thrusting?

Commence analinguis!

Yes, I do ask those questions.

Without question. I'm a freak and love likcing women's asses.

Liar. You know you're a freak and will go down even when it's brown. :D

you're an autistic virgin

You bet your ass I do.

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