With or without jelly? I prefer syrup.

Totally missed this post this morning. Exactly right. Whenever your woman is ready to perform whatever act it is she doesn't necessarily enjoy because she knows you like it, and then you act like something is beneath you to try....that hurts.

Let's make it a bit more specific. Would you lick this ass?

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If they look like the govenator/ omaha

Football season, please get here soon.

Q

Been done dude.

I think it is called the official manscaping thread or something.

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17 pages about licking ASS. Beautiful.

Shouldn't we merge this with the smoking thread?

**** you

Are you on 10 posts on a page?

Yes.

50 ppp is the only way to do it, brah.

You're CPing all wrong.

This thread should be merged with the "What's for Dinner" thread....

I've been doing it all the same since 2007. Trolling, flexing, ****ing bitches, and 10 post pages.

10 post pages is just hamstringing yourself. It limits your ability to view the chiefsplanet landscape and see the big picture.

This place has a big picture,Who knew

Hey, if there's grass on the field! Am I right fellas!?!? Wait, what... I may have misread the question...

The only challenge is that it's drawn in crayon.

You have got to be trolling us with this answer.

The only ones that do that are the 10 year old children and women on this board.

Tonight was the first time that I did this....like, knowingly so. And I did it thoroughly...like she was a bit disappointed that my tongue wasn't a couple millimeters longer (I have a very short tongue). It was her first time and she loved it. The fact that she loved this, makes me think I will be doing this a lot more in the future. And it wasn't gross... she took a bath and evidently scrub-a-dub-dubbed prior to. No smells, no weird tastes. Just a turned on woman (and man....I'm not going to lie to you wonderful people). It led to additional awesome standard sexual intercourse relations, which made it totally worth it. I just hope I don't end up with my 3rd child within 3 years (with her)...we are wanting to get our RN degrees before we try for a son. I'm from a notorious Iowa wrestling family and have had 2 girls in the last 2 years, within a year and a half of each other. I'm fine with having girls, but ironically, she is the one who is adamant about trying for the wrestler.

So the answer is a definite, "yes." Just did this, literally a few minutes ago. And it was with my fiancée, who is hot as hell.

Although probably expected, not bad for a man who rocks a mullet, right?

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It was like a 2 Live Crew song up in dis piece tonight, ya'll!

Just a little friendly advice, take down the pictures of your fiancé. The Internet is not a private place and I doubt she is going to want to have her face associated with this subject.

whoever eats ass is a bitchh and disgustung

Alright. You are probably right. She won't really care, I don't think....She's pretty cool and probably wouldn't give a shit.... not to mention, there's not a lot of Chief fans around our area. But still....probably poor taste on my part. But hell, to go along with all this, I'm drunker than hell. Fudge.

Shit....I was quoted. Ugh.

According to this place, I seem to be in the majority...not that being in the majority or the minority would affect whether or not I would do so....but still.....I'm not the only nasty boy.

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Well, then feel free to call me Rosie O'Donnell. Btw, can you unquote me, homeslice? I think I need to take the pics of my fiancée down.....Dude who posted earlier has me all worried now. If so, thanks in advance.

Yeah no problem, didn't mean to have the pics included.

I would just take pussy over ass any day, I feel like it would taste weird......

Yes....only if knowing that they've showered recently.

Why anybody would voluntarily lick another's booty hole is beyond me.

It's hot. When you're horny and caught in the moment, you forget about what comes out of there. The rewards outweigh the risks.

Rico, you are rocking that mullet! :thumb:

lol If you ever see your wife give birth you will look at that hole different too.

Licking ass doesn't seem so bad now, does it

ROFL

This place has gone super weird recently...

Well, ok then. Now you know she likes it, you'd better work it into your reparte. If not, you'll hurt her achy, breaky heart.

first off, I'm confused that we still see mullets around. I mean, nobody is wearing those slashed jeans from the 80's anymore Rico, wtf? Lose the mullet. Next, I second the remove the pics of the fiance. This ends up at her work and she becomes known as the one who likes the toung in ht ass.

Finally, licking another human beings ass is totally gross. Unhygienic, and disgusting. Having said that, I'd let a hot chick lick my ass, AND, 10 billion dogs can't be wrong.

pooptaco.

Dude. You've still got it in your original post. Unless that first one is not your girl.

It's hair extensions. The mullet man was the "mascot" for my blog. Looks real....I look like Brutus the Barber Beefcake.

Ah shit. Done.

I woke up because my daughter was crying and wanted a bottle and literally started worrying about this immediately.

Hungover as hell right now and am swearing off drinking for the 3rd time in the past 3 and a half weeks. Nevertheless, I licked a chick's ass last night and lived.....and I think she may want it more now.....which I am pretty unsure about now....I'll have to talk to her when she wakes up...get a feel for if she liked it as much as she said she did and is going to want it more, like she said she did or if she was just drunk too....she did have a full bottle of champagne and one of my Heinekens.......

......

Done it once or twice... in the shower though. Real question is have you'll had it done to you?

That's not gonna happen.

That is an Exit Only hole. It is not to be penetrated nor lapped by one's tongue.

That's debatable, muchacho.

I remember this thread

Well, just a friendly PSA that you are free to ignore. That said, don't say I didn't try to warn ya!

It'll be the best time of your life. Get drunk and let it happen. You will thank me later.

An In-Depth Analysis of a Piece of Shit: Distribution of Schistosoma mansoni and Hookworm Eggs in Human Stool

http://www.plosntds.org/article/info...l.pntd.0001969

I'm not reading this.

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"Don't' kill my vibe."

That's cool an I won't say that.


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But I'm a man! A man, man, man.

Listen to this guy. Nobody ever really wants or request it.. I sure as hell didn't want it. This one girl I was with just took it upon herself and I was objective at first but god dammit it feels great

soggy

Cyber high five


Yeah I never asked. Not sure how I would go about asking. She just did it on her own one night. I was like "oh no wait hold up.......wait....keep going". It was awesome

Yeah she does come off as a little shart-happy to me. I've never been blown away by her....I bet she sharts a lot. And if I'm ever blown away by her, it will probably happen via her shart pressure.

No. Sounds gross.

Dude, lick your thumb and then use your thumb to loosen it up first. Don't apply your tongue directly to the sphincter...

But what if your like, the type of dude who is so ticklish that you've swatted a girl's hand any time they've tried touching your balls....regardless of how much they whine about how much they want to touch your balls, they still get swatted...? I am that ticklish....and have done my share of swatting. I don't think this would work for me, yo.

But........you're a prison bitch.....? Never a desperate scenarios call for desperate, out of the ordinary measures type of thing?

Yeah I'd lick my chicks ass, I'd also entertain the idea of licking Genos ass.

Yes I have, yes I enjoy it, and yes I would do it again. Eating chicks assholes is awesome but you haven't lived until a good looking girl eats your asshole. Just make sure you are in some sort of captain morgan position while she does it.

Jesus I posted some awful stuff in this thread this summer.

You're a wise man

Not only is this an extremely nasty thread, but it led me to find a website that scares me ever more:

http://www.toss-my-salad.com/safety.shtml

Of course I would never do it but I knew a guy that did.

Lol, yes you most certainly did.

Welp, it's the off season!

MmmmmHmmmmm!

There are a lotta things I've done in prison to keep myself outta harm's way. I avoided getting shanked on numerous occasions but I won't go into details. One such incident in the prison yard involved a small horse, forceps, and two large men named Reggie and Tyrone. But that's neither here nor there.


The real question: would anyone lick Clark Hunt's asshole if he brought us a Lombardi Trophy?

I dont like going down on a girl let alone lick her ass.

Nah dogg, it's all about 80 ppp.

Weirdo.

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You are lucky I wasn't in there, prag.

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No.... no way. I'm nobody's bitch...Not even Clark Hunt's...although I spend hours each day pondering his organization's shortcomings....and metaphorically get rammed in the ass for doing so. Ahh shit, maybe I am Clark Hunt's bitch. We all are. But I don't want to be anyone's bitch. And I wouldn't lick his bungholio.

Good luck in maintaining longevity in your future relationships.

Ha im married

sucks for her

A ten things pertaining to what scared you the most regarding this salad tossing safety essay in the works?

Lol, I can only imagine what other sites you were led to that you didn't disclose. I think we would all be interested to see a top ten list of the ones that stuck out to you the most, and your general thoughts on each of the sites.

Btw, I'm just goofin' with the "ten things" jokes....I love reading those every week. When I venture to the boards on nights of games, 85% of the time I click on the "ten things" posts first.

Hey im not saying I dont do it. I said i dont like to. But no i will not lick an ass hole.

For how long? If for long, I'm assuming you tough some things out.