I only use a pencil to compare girth.

I think the bigger question is what are the odds they all have pencil dicks.

hahahhahaa

Abbott and Costello, everyone.

I think it's time you and Donger get a chat room and cyber ****.

So usually I ignore these because it just causes more attention and then you get to walk around with a big ol 4 in stiffy because i devoted a good 3 minutes of my life to you.

This joke is so old and tired. You don't get me at all. You don't understand my sense of humor. You don't get why Im comfortable with the people im comfortable with. You don't get history, you don't get time, you don't get out of bed most mornings without jumping over a wet spot.

But holy ****. Don't worry about who I ****. Who I ever ****ed. Or who I'm going to **** later.

LMAO - thank you

I don't really care what you just wrote, but please tell me that there was a little cyber spittle involved.

You're welcome. Would you like to point anything else out to you?

Which shoe goes on which foot?

I'm a mother of 3. Dispassionate lectures are a forte.

No, I got that one covered. So, who are you ****ing these days?:evil:

I like funny. We all know that. I like sardonic. I like smart.

I ****ing hate stupid.

Would rather you be a crackhead than be intellectually bankrupt.

Blanket forte, pillow forte or snow forte?

Weird. The boss is a mother of two, and there's passionate literal spittle everywhere.

How do your manstration pads fit over yours?