Found her in Mark Twain lake. WTF was a girl like that doing up there this time of year? And Florida, Mo? Never heard of it.

There better damn well be a Missouri, florida if there's a Florida ,missouri

Right up there next to "Anyone seen this dead chick?"

Do we have any Florida, Missouri residents here at Chiefsplanet?

I COULD CARE LESS
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Does this rag smell like chloroform?

statements like 'your girl' or "my girl'.....has a chance of coming off creepy more often than not.

Like the word "Ladies"
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This should be moved to the Florida News thread...

“No sign of foul Play.” Just your typical dead ballet dancer floating in a cold lake in November.

Happens all the time.

Interesting is she danced in St Louis which is 3-4 hours away.

This girl lived close to you?

They’ll take a couple swabs of her sausage wallet to confirm

The only way they could definitively rule out foul play would be if they found a suicide note because this shit doesn't make sense.

BTW....kinda hot :shrug:
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