oh god, without nuts, wouldn't that make me a girl and possibly a Kansas State fan? nah im not that gay now
do you need a hug? oh yeah i know your Huggs left for WV, ROFL

Stay on track homewrecker...we were talking about signing up mrsshygums an account and getting her on here to sort out your troubles.

It would probably be the best for everyone...everyone....if you ask the phantom hooker to sign up and log in too.



In reality, I blame kcchiefsman and the japanese for this situation. If they had actually built the girl-love-bot he talked about, none of this would have been necessary and all you'd need was some windex to clean up your problem of your straying pickle.

nah dont worry about me and my tool, we are doing just fine
wheres ur old lady i heard she needs a good bangin:evil:

Right...I understand that.

But from his wifes point of you, how does that help her situation when an unknown person on a message board tells her husband to go out and get some strange tail.

She is the true victim in this story.

Thanks for the neg rep Brock.

If she needs a good bangin', I don't have to look your direction with my hatchet....you couldn't even screw Raggedy Anne well enough to keep her off of another pickle, and rumor has it, less guys tried out for American Idol this year than taught your wife the meaning of orgasm.

If ever anybody needed to be American Hero'd, this is it.

You still living under I-68, Shannon?

dadada dat wuz a dood won Iowa mannnnnnnnn
hooked on phonicssssssssss worked fir u

i betcha if she comes on to this site ,she would tell ya that makeing her have multiple orgasms was never a problem?

why so much jealousy about me getting ass anyways?

shannon is my wife jackass
stop by anytime

Only when you're gone, dude.

Really....why are you heartbroken over this chick? She's not even a 6 on a scale of 10.

I think this thread is taking a turn for the worse.

After reading the 1st page, anyone think that was possible?

I think if you're single and you're best friend's really a chick, then you might be gay and just don't know it yet.

I was good friends with one of my ex's long long before we ever started even thinking about dating, then we dated and broke up. I don't really talk to her anymore. Don't really give a shit to be honest.

you couldn't handle it anyways, to much of my man meat been in there

DB, to be honest, I was tossing out input regarding his first post. I didn't have the pleasure of reading the rest of this CF before I posted the first time. Prozac up little buddy, we're on the same page for the most part.

IF that was true you'd still be together no?