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Deberg_1990 08-20-2004 07:27 PM
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Originally Posted by JennyGump
Oh, well, in that case....

Charm the panties right off her. Damn. I'd hit it.
Jenny..what r u doing hom on a Friday night? shouldnt you be out finding you a man??

JimNasium 08-20-2004 07:28 PM
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Originally Posted by ROYC75
Oh sh*t, please don't go there, there are many things about this situation that doesn't need to be discussed ! Trust me ! :shake:
Dammit man, you cannot tease us like this! :banghead:












ROFL

KcMizzou 08-20-2004 07:28 PM
Good lord... ROFL Poor Roy's gonna have 4 grandkids in the next 4 years.

Phobia 08-20-2004 07:28 PM
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Originally Posted by royr17
Panties ? Oh u meant thongs didnt u !!! :)
If you're having trouble getting a girl out of her sandals, you can completely forget about anything else....

Jenny Gump 08-20-2004 07:29 PM
Ok, this is what you do...for real. Get her a little drunk...just tipsy enough to feel good. At the end of the date, if you guys are kind of kissing, and feeling around on each other...start to go up her shirt with your hand but stay outside the bra. Go slowly, so she doesn't feel like you are mauling her. After that, put your hand on her knee, all the while you are kissing. Get her worked up. Then when things are really hot, and really heavy, just pull back, stop kissing and seem a little frustrated. Then, when she asks you what's wrong, just look into her eyes, like you are telling her this big deep dark secret, and say "God, you just turn me on so much. You are so incredible. I want you so bad." Then move in for more kissing. Chances are, you make her feel wanted and show that she blows you away (no pun please) then you may just be home free.

Coach 08-20-2004 07:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Phobia
If you're having trouble getting a girl out of her sandals, you can completely forget about anything else....

Or the trickiest one....her bra. You unhook it successfully, you're in. You unable to unhook it, you're out.

Mr. Kotter 08-20-2004 07:30 PM
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Originally Posted by ROYC75
Oh sh*t, please don't go there, there are many things about this situation that doesn't need to be discussed ! Trust me ! :shake:
I'll take your word; and back away respectfully, then.... :thumb:

BIG_DADDY 08-20-2004 07:30 PM
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Originally Posted by SDChiefsfan
Maybe in Cali....not in the Midwest; there's a custom here, or checkin' at each "base".....some will allow doubles and triples, but like the Royals....forget makin' it to "home."

Big leads from second and third, without any pick-off attempts, and then, BD, you are probably right. Midwest girls just aren't as easy as those Cali girls, sorry dude.
:shake:
I've never had a girl turn post 16 turn me down after passing the titty test. That's Cali, Oregon, Colorado and Florida. Sure it's not you? :p

ROYC75 08-20-2004 07:30 PM
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Originally Posted by KcMizzou
Good lord... ROFL Poor Roy's gonna have 4 grandkids in the next 4 years.

Oh Dear Lord No..... I have 5 now ! STFU

Deberg_1990 08-20-2004 07:30 PM
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Originally Posted by JennyGump
Ok, this is what you do...for real. Get her a little drunk...just tipsy enough to feel good. At the end of the date, if you guys are kind of kissing, and feeling around on each other...start to go up her shirt with your hand but stay outside the bra. Go slowly, so she doesn't feel like you are mauling her. After that, put your hand on her knee, all the while you are kissing. Get her worked up. Then when things are really hot, and really heavy, just pull back, stop kissing and seem a little frustrated. Then, when she asks you what's wrong, just look into her eyes, like you are telling her this big deep dark secret, and say "God, you just turn me on so much. You are so incredible. I want you so bad." Then move in for more kissing. Chances are, you make her feel wanted and show that she blows you away (no pun please) then you may just be home free.
Whoa Jenny!! Arnt there chat rooms on AOL and Yahoo for these kinds of stories??? LOL

Jenny Gump 08-20-2004 07:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Deberg_1990
Jenny..what r u doing hom on a Friday night? shouldnt you be out finding you a man??
I have a man. He just isn't here tonight. :banghead: Besides, I have homework to whittle away on.

David. 08-20-2004 07:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Coach
Or the trickiest one....her bra. You unhook it successfully, you're in. You unable to unhook it, you're out.
bring scissors

KcMizzou 08-20-2004 07:32 PM
If my kid ever does this.. I'll beat him. This is something he should talk about with his friends... not mine. :p

BIG_DADDY 08-20-2004 07:32 PM
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Originally Posted by JennyGump
Ok, this is what you do...for real. Get her a little drunk...just tipsy enough to feel good. At the end of the date, if you guys are kind of kissing, and feeling around on each other...start to go up her shirt with your hand but stay outside the bra. Go slowly, so she doesn't feel like you are mauling her. After that, put your hand on her knee, all the while you are kissing. Get her worked up. Then when things are really hot, and really heavy, just pull back, stop kissing and seem a little frustrated. Then, when she asks you what's wrong, just look into her eyes, like you are telling her this big deep dark secret, and say "God, you just turn me on so much. You are so incredible. I want you so bad." Then move in for more kissing. Chances are, you make her feel wanted and show that she blows you away (no pun please) then you may just be home free.
Great, I need to take a cold shower now. :cuss:

Mr. Kotter 08-20-2004 07:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JennyGump
Ok, this is what you do...for real. Get her a little drunk...just tipsy enough to feel good. At the end of the date, if you guys are kind of kissing, and feeling around on each other...start to go up her shirt with your hand but stay outside the bra. Go slowly, so she doesn't feel like you are mauling her. After that, put your hand on her knee, all the while you are kissing. Get her worked up. Then when things are really hot, and really heavy, just pull back, stop kissing and seem a little frustrated. Then, when she asks you what's wrong, just look into her eyes, like you are telling her this big deep dark secret, and say "God, you just turn me on so much. You are so incredible. I want you so bad." Then move in for more kissing. Chances are, you make her feel wanted and show that she blows you away (no pun please) then you may just be home free.
So, you are sayin'...."Ya Wanna Scrog?" doesn't work anymore? :hmmm:


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