Don't cover your shoes in floor wax.

a thief's tools

Clay is your box ready to be filled again? It’s been awhile since you last did that.

rabble filled me up

This stuff is Super Duper Colon Blow. Don't drink it then take a sleeping pill...

Rubble unloaded. If only approaching women was that simple. Hey clean out your box, I have something to put in it. They just don’t comply like that.

I just texted "where you at honeypot? I'm a hungry bear" to 4 women

with this emoji

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That's.... frightening

Let's get a mental image going.

A 23-year old malnourished white male with glass stuck in his hand and blood everywhere from punching a light fixture, lying naked on the bathroom floor in his own vomit, who has been up for a week thanks to methamphetamines but can barely walk after obtaining several Klonopin and Vicodin from the neighbor hairdresser chick, digging poop from his own rectum.

I don't know how to go about with all of this - but Clay and I are 'a thing' again!

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HAHAHA

NSFW
 

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^^^^NSFW NSFW^^^^^

LMAO

New favorite meme.