Her tits are busting out already and it's only been about three months! HOLY SHIT SHE IS GOING TO BE HUGE!!!!

Plumpy.

Holy Cow!!! ...errr, leopard!!!

If she gives it up enough to be pregnant seven months after having a kid, who gives a ****? Bitch probably LOVES the D

I guess her hips really don't lie

http://i4.mirror.co.uk/incoming/arti...5b/shakira.jpg

The return of the pizza nipples. It has happened.

She's definitely way overweight.. But I'd **** the shit out of her.

Motorboat!

She's nearing Anna Nicole Smith territory... I'd still...

its smart that she balooned up though, because after the baby is out, she can get paid another 3-4 million bucks from Weight Watchers to lose weight.

How awesome is that, hey get fat again, cause you have an excuse, then we will pay you a shit ton of money so you can lose it!

Smart business.

Wow. You're right. I clicked on that to look at them and they are ****ing gigantic.

That lucky bastard. The guy I mean.

would still wreck.

Those are very Dolly Partonesque.

+1

HOLY COW! JESSICA SIMPSON HAS LOST A SHITLOAD OF WEIGHT!

LOOK AT HER CALVES! She looks super hot again! :dom:

http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-con...18-435x580.jpg


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Not a fan of the super muscle-y GI Joe calves on women.

I just hope her vagina doesn't match her shorts.

Implants?

Her legs looks.... sad.

HGH is a hell of a drug.

Would still smash

I would make sweet love to her.

I would still hit it for sure but she doesn't look as good as she used to even with the weight loss.

Juggsica...that is hilarious. I forgot about this thread.

Meh

I've always wanted to get super fat and then lose the weight so I'd have big ass calves.


Seriously.

Tony Romo too

but dude i dont care she was HOT in Dukes Of Hazzard....plus she is prego so she gets a bit of a pass

I remember years ago seeing some MTV special where this kid/guy had self esteem issues because his calves lagged so they forked over money to get him implants LMAO

how does she look now?

With or without makeup?

She's just making good use of those two Romo-signed footballs he gave her way back when.

Those calves are creepy...

Calves are one of the most widely varying parts of the body, I think. In shorts weather, take a look at the calves that are out there walking around. I'll see people with calves like a whiskey barrel and I'll see people with stick calves where you don't even know how they achieve locomotion. And while there's certainly some correlation, it's not fully related to body fat. I'll see people who are in an average weight range with wide variations in calf.

has anyone ever noticed that asian dudes have insane muscular calves?

she's had 2 kids in like 24 months

Racist

So have you ever noticed that?

No....... I don't bang Asian dudes! :LOL:

She looks great after two kids...



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Concur...

Looking good

she looks damn good.

though, someone will post the pic of her fat in mom jeans momentarily.

If i was that damn rich i'd have a chef make healthy stuff and a trainer it'd be so easy

Still takes work...

her body is ok but her hair looks shit

Eh, not really. She could maintain that body just by not eating that much.

It's the easiest thing to do, in theory.

Agreed, but if she had a trainer and a healthy chef kicking her ass an hour or 2 a day it should be much easier.

Instead of people not holding themselves accountable she'd have someone do it for her basically and make her workout/eat that food. not like shed have to prepare anything really except show up with that $$$

Age is a bitch
Though it favors the rich...

not nearly as much work

Having someone shop/cook for you.

Having a trainer organize and motivate each day makes things much easier.

Less day-to-day stress about money or the mundane things that are so mandatory for us normal people.

The rich/famous have stresses we dont' have but looking good is part of their job. It's not the same.

Plus having someone there to watch your kids while you go workout for an hour with that trainer.

Agreed. You can actually eat a lot of food if you just eat the right stuff. Can be expensive and time consuming to make tho.

Belly Butler has all the trainers and dieticians he could ever want, he still goes home and pounds the oreos though.

Someone motivated enough will find a way.

Do baseball players really work out that much?

the ones who give a shit probably do.

Butler? no ****ing way.

Belly obviously drinks BBQ sauce shakes or Bacon laced milkshakes instead of protein shakes

of course nothing is absolute

but if you don't have to worry about laundry,cooking,shopping,cleaning,car pooling,bill paying,house fixing and a hundred other daily nuisances it would sure as hell be easier to 'find' some workout time.

I know several who don't...

It's all about the want to! If your dead set you will find a time to work out.

HOLY COW-SHE HAS GONE EXTREME IN THE OTHER DIRECTION! HER TITS ARE STILL LUSCIOUS!!!

http://photos-d.ak.instagram.com/hph...57284542_n.jpg

She looks 60.

Ugh.

Pics or GTFO

I'd player her back nine

After a few beers I would give her my nine

I'm not long off the tee, but I have a great up and down game.

I think i like her better with a few extra pounds.

she looks rode hard

Going for that Courtney Stodden look?

thats a weird picture

Bad tan + Bad Bathing suit + Bad Pose = Bad Picture.

no kidding


:Lin:

#pass

Would smash, are you kidding me?

This all day, that suit in particular is just awful... I've read that she lost like 60 pounds, so there no way she looks that bad.

She isn't a druggie or hard partier so the "rode hard" thing doesn't fly, just a bad shot there... let her slap on some Daisy Dukes again in a good pic and we'll see what people say.

Her body looks like it's crashing.

That pic looks bad enough I'd rather hit the extra pounds.

Nolan Ryans workouts were off the charts. They made a baseball card set just about those workouts.
http://www.tradingcarddb.com/Gallery...n?PageIndex=40

Thank you for dismissing my opinion so completely.


i didn't know you had jurisdiction on opinions