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I am really liking this new 55 inch TV.

I am heading down in the morning.

The thing where people use some variety of, "That shot by Lebron though," or "that run by Peterson though," is stupid.

I had a 4th of July Party and my dog hides in the tub.
A friend of mine said, "Its a known fact that dogs disappear on the 4th of July"
WTF?

Had a phone interview for a job two weeks ago. Didn't get the job.

You're better than them.

C.R.E.A.M.

Ok, I don't get it...

It's probably the most succinct way I can explain my values system.

So elaborate...

I just went on a date with a dentist. It was like pulling teeth.

You're only as worth as much as someone is willing to pay.

Makes sense...

pooptaco