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Originally Posted by Cochise (Post 11202217)

Where is the "not interested, let's get down to business" option?

You are not American sir. Please find the nearest exit and move to Canadia or Iceland or something.

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Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 11202229)

it's been so long that if it happened now, i'd probably call the police and tell them I'm being attacked.

Does your wife not love you?

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Originally Posted by KC native (Post 11202233)

Does your wife not love you?

I'm starting to wonder LMAO

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Originally Posted by Cochise (Post 11202217)

Where is the "not interested, let's get down to business" option?

kinda agree with this one. its only a few minutes before I'm saying "I wish this was in your vagina instead"

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 11202216)

Did you ruin it by being a morose weirdo?

If by that you mean not be the most exciting person to ever walk the face of the planet, sure.

That's the thing with Tinder et al as dude. You're competing against a ton of other dudes for attention, and if there's really nothing to differentiate yourself from the others then you're toast.

At the end of the day it was just nice to message someone for a bit.

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Originally Posted by Cochise (Post 11202217)

Where is the "not interested, let's get down to business" option?

This. Never really cared much about BJ's. Only was excited by them if sex wasn't an option.

I'll take sex over a BJ any day.

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Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower (Post 11202192)

I've tapped out for the next two years with the now ended conversation with a Tinder chick.

Because Discuss Thrower

Hold on. You're abandoning talking to chicks for 2 years because a Tinder convo went bad??

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Originally Posted by KC native (Post 11202226)

This guy gets it.

If your wife/gf/significant other isn't giving up the oral sex then you ****ed up.

You want a ring on it? I do too! /points downward

Seriously though, I assume sex and oral and all that is pretty much a non issue for guys under 40. We liberated those bitches. From thongs to twerking. Our hard work has paid off. If not, you really did **** up.

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Originally Posted by RockChalk (Post 11202243)

This. Never really cared much about BJ's. Only was excited by them if sex wasn't an option.

I'll take sex over a BJ any day.

That's why there is a week every month called hummer week!

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Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower (Post 11202242)

No offense, but you definitely need to implement the middle step of most post-breakup plans. If you're not an interesting person, make yourself an interesting person.

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Originally Posted by sedated (Post 11202240)

kinda agree with this one. its only a few minutes before I'm saying "I wish this was in your vagina instead"

A few minutes of head is better than no minutes of head.

Anytime I want. Learn how to barter.

I can get a BJ in the car, while watching football, whenever I want.

C'mon, baby. Let's make a deal.
Usually only costs me a 15 min message.

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 11202255)

LMAO

Yes, the increased ease of access to porn has helped tremendously.

Blow jobs are foreplay. I love my wife enough to not blow in her mouth...often...