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Katipan 12-19-2014 03:43 PM
I think it's sweet. I think it's stimulating. I think it's wonderful that the more dick we suck the more box you men are willing to eat. I'm just saying, personally...

It cracks me up.

Have your wives take pictures of what you people look like when you're doing it. You'll crack up too.

Dayze 12-19-2014 03:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 11202817)
I receive far more often than I give, but I make up for it in many other ways. She loves it, and I try to keep it special by limiting how much I do it. Don't get me wrong, I never say no, but she usually leaves it too me to do that because I'm a ****ing Savage down there and she doesn't want that to ever change. It's genuinely a major part of keeping our 12 year relationship fresh, and letting her know she's adored.




ROFL
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Donger 12-19-2014 03:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 11202821)
I wish you luck. If I know I can fill up a gallon container I absolutely won't do it to her. Why would I want to ruin a good thing?
Thanks.

Donger 12-19-2014 03:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 11202828)
I think it's sweet. I think it's stimulating. I think it's wonderful that the more dick we suck the more box you men are willing to eat. I'm just saying, personally...

It cracks me up.

Have your wives take pictures of what you people look like when you're doing it. You'll crack up too.
I've never really been into cunnilingus. Thankfully, the wife isn't either. Unless it happens literally within a few minutes of her showering, it doesn't happen.

ChiTown 12-19-2014 03:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 11202836)
I've never really been into cunnilingus. Thankfully, the wife isn't either. Unless it happens literally within a few minutes of her showering, it doesn't happen.
She's just being nice. Get down there and starting eating, and leave the bib on the table

Mr. Flopnuts 12-19-2014 03:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 11202830)
ROFL

booger 12-19-2014 03:51 PM
When your young and you put your arm up to your mouth to make fart noises... Try that on a smooth giner. Fun times

ChiTown 12-19-2014 03:51 PM
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Originally Posted by booger (Post 11202846)
When your young and you put your arm up to your mouth to make fart noises... Try that on a smooth giner. Fun times
LMAO

Mr. Flopnuts 12-19-2014 03:52 PM
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Originally Posted by ChiTown (Post 11202838)
She's just being nice. Get down there and starting eating, and leave the bib on the table
This. I'm not playing the e-manliness card when I say this, but she'd like it better if you tried harder to please her. Unless she has a mental hang up with her own box, which is not uncommon I guess.

Mr. Flopnuts 12-19-2014 03:53 PM
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Originally Posted by booger (Post 11202846)
When your young and you put your arm up to your mouth to make fart noises... Try that on a smooth giner. Fun times
LMAO

Dayze 12-19-2014 03:53 PM
I'd just like to point out how much I love the term 'box'
LMAO

Pablo 12-19-2014 03:55 PM
Donger, do you slip your dick through your pajama bottoms(White Dave Chappelle skit style) when you and the wife get that hot and heavy missionary action going?

booger 12-19-2014 03:56 PM
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Originally Posted by ChiTown (Post 11202848)
LMAO
Best to get to know her a little first. Tried that one a first date years ago and wound up with her heel print on my forehead

Just Passin' By 12-19-2014 03:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 11202856)
I'd just like to point out how much I love the term 'box'
LMAO
Mama's got a squeeze box....

El Jefe 12-19-2014 03:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 11202803)
It is so bizarre that anyone would think that everyone would do anything the same.

No thanks on the 2-3 times a week of box eating. We're on limited time around here and there are 1000 better things we could be doing.
I don't know a much better way to do foreplay than to make out---Oral---Sex. All can be done within 30 minutes depending on weather conditions ;)

On your last note, one statement sums up my thoughts about eating box "happy wife, happy life".


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