Why Maine is the worst f'ing state in the Union
 

I made a trip to Maine this week, and the state sucks. It's terrible. Here's why it's terrible, and I'm sure there are other reasons.

Toll roads. You can't even build your own roads so you make people have to stop and pay every ten minutes. Manage your money better, Maine.

Lobster rolls. Seriously, what is this? They're advertised everywhere and I finally got one, and it's just some plain lobster on a bun with some lettuce. Nothing else. Why is it called a roll? It's just a sandwich and not a very creative sandwich at that. I've made ham sandwiches at home that boasted more complexity. There's not even any drawn butter for the lobster. What a joke.

Maine has stupid geographic names. Wassamattamekong. Mustafaateanorca. Wakkawakkamoosebegone. Grow up, people. Give your stupid cities names that are reasonable.

Their state patrol gives innocent people speeding tickets just because they're driving in a rental car with Illinois plates. They have poorly marked speed limits and then give innocent people tickets who think that they're traveling less than six miles over the speed limit, and they then get informed that, 'nooooo, you're more than 10 mph so I can give you a ticket and then go sit in my car and watch moose porn for the rest of my shift.' This happens even if the visitor has not had a speeding ticket in 37 years.

No one wants to be near Maine. It's like the smelly kid in the cafeteria. Only one state will even touch it. That's practically impossible for a state that's not an island. New Hampshire lost a bet or something.

The best football player that sorry state ever produced is Jovan Belcher. Just run with that thought for a few minutes.

They had a scenic overlook of the highest peak in Maine. It's 5,264 feet. My house is higher than that. Seriously. My house is at 5,300 feet. Screw you and your tiny mountains, Maine.

Statehood? No one wanted Maine. It only got in because we wanted Missouri. Maine got in because of a compromise, not because we wanted it. Maine is the ugly girl trying to get into the night club with her hot friend.

And on that note, where was Maine during the revolution? People in New Hampshire and Massachusetts were risking their lives, their fortunes, and their sacred honor to secure freedom and democracy. People in Maine were just standing around in their red plaid writing tickets to revolutionary travelers.

Maine killed all of the local Indians with their interesting languages.

Seriously, give that monosyllabic dump back to Canada. It's useless.

It’s too close to canadia

Weird I call it Massachusetts II

ROFL, was wondering when you would elaborate.

please, tell us how you really feel. it seems you may be glossing over the points which anger you ;)

and yeah, maine sucks. :D

Awesome LMAO

I love Maine though.

The sad part is that the original name was, "Secondary".

Lot of egos up there in Secondary.

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Note to self: Do NOT piss off Rain Man.

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I just love all of your posts Rainman. rofl

I have no idea how he made it through Nebraska without getting pissed off. I suppose it helped that he was on a train. He could just close the window shade and pretend he was somewhere more interesting, like...uhhh...Maine?

I bet it sucks getting a ticket if you're driving through Maine huh Rain Man how do you think that would make you feel? Can you express your feelings on this matter a bit more ?

I have no comment on that matter. I'm merely posting an unbiased travel review.

I got pissed off at Texas a month after going to Fort Worthless Dallas I got a toll ticket in the mail and there were no toll booths to stop and pay :cuss:

They have cameras set up and took my tag number and Mother **** You Texas.

Tolls are really annoying. I've elaborated on Oklahoma tolls and California tolls in the past. On this trip I had to pay $3 a day to the rental car company for a device that allows me to automatically pay $1 every ten miles to the f'ing state of Maine. That's like a 300% tax.

And by the way, Portland? Portland is in Oregon, you losers. Augusta is in Georgia and Portland is in Oregon. Stop plagiarizing.

But were the roads in good shape?

"Secondary" as in #2 That's pretty shitty name.