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SPchief 09-13-2008 06:54 PM
LMAO

Fairplay 09-13-2008 06:55 PM
LMAOLMAOLMAO








:spock:


:eek:

keg in kc 09-13-2008 06:55 PM
TinyE apparently isn't picky, he'll stick it in anybody, dude or dudette.

luv 09-13-2008 06:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by KcMizzou (Post 5013842)
:)

MIZ
ZOU!!!

OnTheWarpath15 09-13-2008 06:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by TinyEvel (Post 5013828)
PLUNGER CAMMMM!!!!!111!!!!!!FTW!!!!!!!


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ROFL

KcMizzou 09-13-2008 06:56 PM
Damn... Joe's still forcing ZZ Top on you guys?

:)

Bugeater 09-13-2008 07:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by KcMizzou (Post 5013856)
Damn... Joe's still forcing ZZ Top on you guys?

:)
Heh, LaGrange is playing as I type this.


A HAW HAW HAW

Halfcan 09-13-2008 07:00 PM
You guys have fun-catch ya next time around. I have to work tomorrow- boo hoo

Bugeater 09-13-2008 07:02 PM
Actually that was Dire Straits in the video.

KcMizzou 09-13-2008 07:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GoBo (Post 5013873)
Actually that was Dire Straits in the video.
Oh, right... call it an assumption, then.

Speaking of Dire Straits... Sultans of Swing sounds good. USC/OSU is gonna get boring quick.

luv 09-13-2008 07:04 PM
FWIW, I'm still able to type legibly. :(

Frazod 09-13-2008 07:04 PM
OMG I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard. Damn, I wish I was there. LMAO

KcMizzou 09-13-2008 07:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by luv (Post 5013877)
FWIW, I'm still able to type legibly. :(
It's only 8pm.

kstater 09-13-2008 07:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by luv (Post 5013877)
FWIW, I'm still able to type legibly. :(
Don't frown, I would think that being coherent is a good thing at an event like that.

luv 09-13-2008 07:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by KcMizzou (Post 5013881)
It's only 8pm.
True.... But I should still be drunker (more drunk?) than I am.

OnTheWarpath15 09-13-2008 07:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by luv (Post 5013877)
FWIW, I'm still able to type legibly. :(
That's a GOOD thing.

The way things are going tonight, you may end up taking Lzen's place from last year...

And they won't be drawn on with Sharpie...

:eek:

gblowfish 09-13-2008 07:08 PM
Just don't get wasted and take a dump in his crisper bin....

KcMizzou 09-13-2008 07:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by gblowfish (Post 5013892)
Just don't get wasted and take a dump in his crisper bin....
That's uh... like a toaster oven, right?

luv 09-13-2008 07:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by KcMizzou (Post 5013898)
That's uh... like a toaster oven, right?
LMAO

gblowfish 09-13-2008 07:10 PM
Bottom of the fridge. Saw a dude do that one time at a bachelor party. Nasty.

keg in kc 09-13-2008 07:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by frazod (Post 5013878)
OMG I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard. Damn, I wish I was there. LMAO
Me too.

Here I am. At work. Yay.

luv 09-13-2008 07:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by frazod (Post 5013878)
OMG I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard. Damn, I wish I was there. LMAO
We do, too.

kstater 09-13-2008 07:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by gblowfish (Post 5013910)
Bottom of the fridge. Saw a dude do that one time at a bachelor party. Nasty.
Heck, at least you can clean that/throw it away. I had a roomate one time come into my room thinking it was the bathroom and pissed all over my computer and desk.

CosmicPal 09-13-2008 07:13 PM
ROFL

Nice....

luv 09-13-2008 07:13 PM
Fraz,

Rausch says....

Your tubbby ass should be here.

Honestly, less people, more fun...

sedated 09-13-2008 07:14 PM
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this will probably be the image in everyone's mind as they stare into the toilet around 5am

keg in kc 09-13-2008 07:15 PM
Red bull and jager.

Uh, what?

sedated 09-13-2008 07:15 PM
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TinyEvel taking in a few plays of the 1994 Chiefs/Broncos Monday night game

kstater 09-13-2008 07:15 PM
I hope Nzoner has plenty of TP.

Coach 09-13-2008 07:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by kstater (Post 5013947)
I hope Nzoner has plenty of TP.
I hope his screen door is still enattached to his door. Heh.

KcMizzou 09-13-2008 07:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by gblowfish (Post 5013910)
Bottom of the fridge. Saw a dude do that one time at a bachelor party. Nasty.
Hey... I was close.

(Not really)

OnTheWarpath15 09-13-2008 07:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Coach (Post 5013953)
I hope his screen door is still enattached to his door. Heh.
I was thinking, for a split second, that Tiny might walk through it during "Plunger Cam".

damaticous 09-13-2008 07:18 PM
that's classic funny stuff right there

KcMizzou 09-13-2008 07:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Coach (Post 5013953)
I hope his screen door is still enattached to his door. Heh.
Good God, man... that's epic.

Rausch will be here shortly to properly chastise you.

Delano 09-13-2008 07:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by KcMizzou (Post 5013966)
Good God, man... that's epic.

Rausch will be here shortly to properly chastise you.
I wasn't going to say anything, but yeah, that was great.

Coach 09-13-2008 07:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by KcMizzou (Post 5013966)
Good God, man... that's epic.

Rausch will be here shortly to properly chastise you.
LMAO

luv 09-13-2008 07:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5013942)
Red bull and jager.

Uh, what?
My best friend. :D

BigVE 09-13-2008 07:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by luv (Post 5014000)
My best friend. :D

So, what are the odds you end up with a partner in the sack tonite? Better than usual?? GO LUV!!!

keg in kc 09-13-2008 07:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BigVE (Post 5014017)
So, what are the odds you end up with a partner in the sack tonite? Better than usual?? GO LUV!!!
My money's on the plunger.

Coach 09-13-2008 07:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath58 (Post 5013962)
I was thinking, for a split second, that Tiny might walk through it during "Plunger Cam".
Heh, speaking of the "Plunger Cam" who the hell was that chick that wanted it up in her ass when Tiny went outside?

That was somewhat funny, along with Joe's reaction when the plunger was facing him and he was like "Get that f**k away from me" while his hand was like up in the air.

Delano 09-13-2008 07:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by luv (Post 5014000)
Quote:
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Crystal plunger.

Uh, what?
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My best friend. :D
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:eek:

keg in kc 09-13-2008 07:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Coach (Post 5014023)
Heh, speaking of the "Plunger Cam" who the hell was that chick that wanted it up in her ass when Tiny went outside?

That was somewhat funny, along with Joe's reaction when the plunger was facing him and he was like "Get that f**k away from me" while his hand was like up in the air.
Joe knows the horror's that plunger's seen.

And TinyE had it by the wrong end.

Eww.

Bugeater 09-13-2008 07:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Coach (Post 5014023)
Heh, speaking of the "Plunger Cam" who the hell was that chick that wanted it up in her ass when Tiny went outside?
She's a local friend of Joe's.

Coach 09-13-2008 07:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GoBo (Post 5014047)
She's a local friend of Joe's.
Ah, well, somebody needs to break it gently to her that her ass is going to be enriched into Chiefsplanet history.

KcMizzou 09-13-2008 07:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Coach (Post 5014052)
Ah, well, somebody needs to break it gently to her that her ass is going to be enriched into Chiefsplanet history.
Yeah, gently... very gently....

LMAO

OnTheWarpath15 09-13-2008 07:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Coach (Post 5014052)
Ah, well, somebody needs to break it gently to her that her ass is going to be enriched into Chiefsplanet history.
Just a guess, but if she's cool with a plunger up the ass, I'm doubting she's worried about the interweb...

:D

Bugeater 09-13-2008 07:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Coach (Post 5014052)
Ah, well, somebody needs to break it gently to her that her ass is going to be enriched into Chiefsplanet history.
I'll let Joe handle that one...

Coach 09-13-2008 07:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath58 (Post 5014056)
Just a guess, but if she's cool with a plunger up the ass, I'm doubting she's worried about the interweb...

:D
Valid point, I suppose.

Deberg_1990 09-13-2008 07:39 PM
This thread will be really fun come 1:00am or so....

luv 09-13-2008 07:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BigVE (Post 5014017)
So, what are the odds you end up with a partner in the sack tonite? Better than usual?? GO LUV!!!
Somewhere between zero and zilch.

keg in kc 09-13-2008 07:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath58 (Post 5014056)
Just a guess, but if she's cool with a plunger up the ass, I'm doubting she's worried about the interweb...

:D
Prolly has her own site, rofl

luv 09-13-2008 07:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Deberg_1990 (Post 5014109)
This thread will be really fun come 1:00am or so....
I'll need to plug this thing in by then.

BigVE 09-13-2008 07:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by luv (Post 5014114)
Somewhere between zero and zilch.
Plunger it is.

keg in kc 09-13-2008 07:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by luv (Post 5014123)
I'll need to plug this thing in by then.
?

I didn't see a cord on the plunger.

Deberg_1990 09-13-2008 07:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by luv (Post 5014123)
I'll need to plug this thing in by then.
The Plunger??

BigMeatballDave 09-13-2008 07:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by luv (Post 5013543)
deciding who im gonna fuck tonite. not sure yet, but want something in my ass
LMAO

Deberg_1990 09-13-2008 07:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by luv (Post 5014114)
Somewhere between zero and zilch.

Thats only because Claythans not there.... ROFL

BigMeatballDave 09-13-2008 07:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by luv (Post 5013608)
i want a penis in my mouth
This thread rocks!ROFL

KCFalcon59 09-13-2008 07:56 PM
Guru, if you come back to work with a high squeaky voice I'll know what happened when you passed out. heh

TinyEvel 09-13-2008 08:00 PM
Plunger? I don't even know 'er...


(had to be said)

luv 09-13-2008 08:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5014128)
?

I didn't see a cord on the plunger.
laptop

Coach 09-13-2008 08:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by luv (Post 5014212)
laptop
Yeah, I'd love a laptop dance, please.

luv 09-13-2008 08:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Coach (Post 5014215)
Yeah, I'd love a laptop dance, please.
Only if you're lucky.


Notice I'm still legible.

keg in kc 09-13-2008 08:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by luv (Post 5014219)
Only if you're lucky.


Notice I'm still legible.
You misspelled 'eligible'.

KcMizzou 09-13-2008 08:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by luv (Post 5014219)
Only if you're lucky.


Notice I'm still legible.
It's only 9pm.

Coach 09-13-2008 08:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by KcMizzou (Post 5014234)
It's only 9pm.
That's why I'm expecting Tiny to be up for quite some time with the camera in handy, if you catch my drift....

Delano 09-13-2008 08:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Coach (Post 5014242)
That's why I'm expecting Tiny to be up for quite some time with the camera in handy, if you catch my drift....
I don't think the 'y' belongs enattached to 'hand' in that sentence.

:D

keg in kc 09-13-2008 08:14 PM
So, TinyE, tell us how luv holds her liquor.

(by the ears?)

Coach 09-13-2008 08:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Delano (Post 5014248)
I don't think the 'y' belongs enattached to 'hand' in that sentence.

:D
Heh, or I should had said with the camera on the plunger, if you catch my drift.

Lzen 09-13-2008 08:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath58 (Post 5013889)
That's a GOOD thing.

The way things are going tonight, you may end up taking Lzen's place from last year...

And they won't be drawn on with Sharpie...

:eek:
ROFL It was her fault, I tell ya.

DaneMcCloud 09-13-2008 08:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 5013615)
Dane didn't make it, did he?
Unfortunately, no.

I'm stuck in the 'Wood this weekend.

Lzen 09-13-2008 08:23 PM
Man, I didn't plan on attending this year because my initial plan was to go to Tampa for the USF KU game. When that fell through, I decided to still stay home from the bash this even though I could have gone.

Now I'm thinking perhaps I made the right choice in both cases. TinyE walking around with a plunger and a camera. That would instantly make the spidey sense tingle saying don't drink too much. :eek:

Delano 09-13-2008 08:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 5014260)
Unfortunately, no.

I'm stuck in the 'Wood this weekend.
NZoner

______



DaneMcCloud

ROFL

Lzen 09-13-2008 08:26 PM
Nzoner looks kind of mellow this year.

Coach 09-13-2008 08:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lzen (Post 5014309)
Nzoner looks kind of mellow this year.
Well yeah, becuase he has been scarred for life becuase of the plunger that Tiny pointed at him.

Fairplay 09-13-2008 08:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5014020)
My money's on the plunger.

Mine also.

ChiTown 09-13-2008 08:40 PM
holy fuk, this is some funny shit. I wish you lots of fun, lots of advil, and plenty of shit wipe.

Fairplay 09-13-2008 08:42 PM
That crystal plunger is sweating it out right now.

luv 09-13-2008 08:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 5014260)
Unfortunately, no.

I'm stuck in the 'Wood this weekend.
We listened to a voicemail from you. You actually sound like a nice guy. Not to worry, your secret is safe with us. ;)

KcMizzou 09-13-2008 08:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by luv (Post 5014375)
We listened to a voicemail from you. You actually sound like a nice guy. Not to worry, your secret is safe with us. ;)
Oh, he's a prick... trust me.

:)


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