Who is the hottest dude on the team?
 

For the purpose of this exercise, we’re only using current Chiefs players or those who may possibly or are likely to return (ex: MVS is out, Hardman is in). STDs are nonexistent and no baby trapping allowed! This is purely based off of who you think the hottest dude on the team is.

This is totally not gay, by the way, I promise. A conversation about the Elvis Grbac ‘Sexiest Athlete Alive’ cover in the Mahomes thread spawned this idea.

This is a safe space for you to get out all of your gayness. No one will ever judge you.

No one. They all have the same temperature.
98.6F

Yes, I am a dad and teach middle school.

“This is totally not gay.”

“This is a safe space for you to get out all of your gayness.”

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Keep forgetting it’s still Gaypril

You’re confused. I get it.

This is the perfect place for you.

Dave Toub

You have to go with Trent McDuffie here. Anytime my wife is watching the game with me, I try to distract her any time that Trent is shown without his helmet.

Random Rain Man trivia: my body temperature is 96.7. Every time I go to the doctor, it's recorded at 96.7. I'm a stone cold killer.

I'm not a fan of the thread title and options because they are inherently a bit gay. I will therefore include all Chiefs cheerleaders in the "who would you most like to bang" question.

Given that I'm not gay, I'm going to take a hard pass on our ugly cheerleaders and go with Kelce.

Virus gonna pick the fattest white dude on the team lmao

Wish I could see their meat because it would help gauge the attractiveness level

I’d like to be a good sport here, but try as I might, I just can’t find any dude “hot”. I’m regretfully out on this one.

You know how I know you’re gay?

Where is the rugby player?????????

Of course you would be a little different. As if we did not know it.
Must be that great mind you have, working overtime.

I voted for Mike Pennel

McDuffie, Kelce or Butker for sure. They are really the only three choices.

McDuffie or Kelce I would imagine.

Definitely isnt Mahomes

But its difficult to judge guys looks if ur not a polesmoker

Why do you think I put Creed on my pole, I mean, poll?

( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

I bet Noah Gray pulled a lot of pussy at Duke before he got tied down

He's not a the poll so good spot. He can be your gay adopt a Chief though.

Wife says Kelce.

Butker I guess.

Mine said the same.

How fast was her answer? Did she look at the options and mull them over, or did you say, "Honey, who's the hottest -", and she screamed "Kelce!" before you could finish the sentence?

Something tells me Chris Jones is your man

I hear they call Leo "Cant hook Johnson." Not because he wears plaid flannel and keeps an axe in his truck

I think this puts you at greater risk of cordyceps driving you around like a meat suit.

I’ll be keeping my eye on you.

Sounds like something a gay dude still in the closet would say to avoid rousing suspicion

Excuse me, have you SEEN Mike Pennel?!?

In all seriousness, I think those three would get the most votes from the general population.

McDuffie’s pretty as hell and I think he’s got grey eyes or something, Kelce is obviously tall and probably the most classically handsome on the team, and Butker’s look and style is always well put together.

Though I did see a video of Pacheco on Facebook during the playoffs and was surprised by the number of middle aged Midwestern moms who were thirsting over him. He is a handsome dude and his skin is basically perfect, nary a blemish on his face. Smooth as a baby’s bottom.

You're British. You're already the gayest poster in this thread.

You’re probably right but he did slip my mind. He’s got a bit of a beak on him but overall he’s more handsome than not, I’d say. It seems women are a bit more forgiving of men’s over exaggerated facial features than the other way around so I’m sure he did fine with the ladies.

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When I was Googling him, Wikipedia shows that he’s only 24. Wtf? I feel like dude’s been here forever. I would have guessed he was at least 26.

My mom is 70 years old, white and thinks Pacheco is VERY cute.

I wouldn't have put him on the radar.

ROFL ****ing flamed him

*judges guys*

*says only gay dudes judge guys*

Lolllllllll

Of all the social media posts I’ve seen about Mahomes, I’ve never seen that level of thirst. I’m sure he’s not upset but I’m assuming most women just don’t find Patty all that attractive.

I had to look that up, but it seems like maybe we should all cultivate a few cordyceps on our body.

https://www.healthline.com/nutrition...OC_TITLE_HDR_8

Who is the hottest dude on the team?
 

Yep. There wasn't really any hesitation either.

Oh, and virus....

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Other: I don’t find men attractive.

You may have seen them on Discovery Channel. It’s the fungus that takes over ants and other insects in remote jungles like Borneo and stuff. They slowly feed on and replace the host’s cells, all the while commandeering the body and driving it around like a meat puppet. It’s really creepy.

That’s actually really interesting, though. I had no idea they had medicinal uses.

Apparently fungus can’t reproduce inside a host with an internal temperature higher than 94 degrees. So you’re safe… for now.

You guessed it...

Frank Stallone.

Oh, and seriously Virus, just go to a bathhouse or something and get this shit out of your system, or use it to finally be the person you were meant to be.

****! Busted. I’ve been beating off to the list since it was posted.

LMAO

Is my Matrix glitching or did you make a ‘two wolves’ joke at some other dude’s expense recently as well?

It sounds like I need to drink more hot chocolate.

Thanks for chiming in!!

*Cups hands around mouth*

CONFIRMED STRAIGHT GUY OVA HERE!

;-)

Don’t sleep on Justin Reid.

I am unable to get a boner while looking at any naked man or any man in general. I'm not sure what to tell you. You could try to pay me 10M to screw a dude, I literally would not be able to perform to achieve the feat.

Yeah a lot of older white women love Pacheco. And apparently the fact that he has braces adds to his attractiveness for them.

I caught my lady cheering a lil too much during one of our most recent playoff games.

He made a big tackle and she’s like “Oh, is that my boy Reid!?!” I’m like “wtf, I didn’t even know you knew who this guy was!”

https://x.com/JustinqReid/status/1500662436424151041

Perfect teeth is the highlight but I will say he has a smooth voice. He had a post game interview after we beat the Bengals in the 2022 AFCCG where I thought the dude cool as ice. I’ll see if I can find it.

Just send this shit to Billay via PM next time. ****'s sake.

It was pretty quick. The heart wants what the heart wants.

Alright, I officially hate the search function on this website. I’m typing in “Official Chiefs vs Bengals AFC Championship” and neither of the GDTs are populating. It keeps showing me some random ass Chiefs-Broncos GDT like I give a shit about that lol

Can anyone find the second AFC Championship thread? It was for the 2022 season so would have been play in January of 2023.

Almost divorced my wife when she said Kelce wasn't as hot as Sean McVay.

Use Google

https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=347223

Clark Hunt’s wife.

Huh. I will try to remember that next time. Thank you.

This isn’t exactly the interview I remember but gets the point across. Very smooth voice. He could potentially transition to TV or broadcasting after his playing career is over.

Drue Tranquil as long as it was a 3 way with his wife who is extremely hot

I had to choose other. My choice to bang would be Gracie Hunt, although she is entirely out of my league.

Maybe it will make you live to 120?

I can't recall but it sounds about right. I love that dumbass meme so I bet I've shared it before.

Can I pick one of the cheerleaders? I suspect some of them might be worthy of this title.

Are there a lot of women who would end up in the "guilty teacher" thread if they'd made a different career choice?

Maybe she's attracted to guys who can kick in an emergency. Have you considered developing that skill?

This is hilarious, actually. The ex and all her football watching girlfriends swoon over Pacheco, so can confirm. Haha.

The guys will say Kelce or Butker

The girls will all say Chris Jones' Dong.

You apparently don’t know that many women. I’d say less then 25% will say Chris Jones.

I have two nieces that think Pacheco is hot. I voted for Pacheco in their stead.

If I had to guess who the girls thought were hot, I would have said, Kelce, Butker, and Pacheco.

Would not of thought of Mcduffie, but I guess that shows what I don't know about hot guys based on this thread.

You would think so, but nah. Our cheerleaders look like the B squad at run down strip clubs that are only allowed to work the day shift on week days. Yes, I am an expert on this. Wifey was a stripper at the Playhouse for a few years and we still go back there sometimes to hang with her friends.

Edit: After rereading your post, that's literally what you were saying lmao. I'm still leaving my response up though.

Probably Ian Book

i've heard the ladies love pacheco

Like WTF?

Who the cluck cares?

This guy ****S

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Ok Russ

Im stuck on old white women chasing Pacheco.

I think its a RB thing.

I remember as a kid watching the game with mom and all her crazy bitch friends and they swooned hard over Priest Holmes.

Well now I'm even more fascinated.

Sometimes when the Chiefs win they also lose. Year after year most born and raised in KC hotties move to either coast. Thus the twilight zone of the Chiefs cheerleaders locker room.

I can only conclude that women like hearing about a man accepting swings and also pushing up the middle.

It's a toss up between Justin Reid and Trent McDuffie.

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