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Hammock Parties 04-11-2024 09:44 AM

Mushroom hunter finds human remains in Independence, death investigation underway
 
https://www.kmbc.com/article/indepen...unter/60445203

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INDEPENDENCE, Mo. —

Detectives with the Independence, Missouri, Police Department are involved in a death investigation after a mushroom hunter discovered human remains in a neighborhood in western Independence.

Police said the human remains were found around noon on Tuesday near South Norwood Avenue and West Sheley Road.

According to the police, a mushroom hunter was looking for mushrooms in the area when they stumbled upon the partially decomposed body.

It's unclear exactly how long the body had been there before it was found.

The victim's identity has not yet been established. Because the body was found in a partially decomposed state, it may take an extended period of time before police are able to determine a cause of death.

Police said there are no additional details available for release at this time. The investigation remains open as police work to determine the person's identity and a potential cause of death.

The Franchise 04-11-2024 10:07 AM

OJ?
Pitbulls?
Rice?

JimNasium 04-11-2024 10:10 AM

This mushroom hunter lived close to you?

Rainbarrel 04-11-2024 10:10 AM

The Wolf

DJ's left nut 04-11-2024 10:12 AM

That Rashee Rice is a menace!

raybec 4 04-11-2024 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 17478384)
That Rashee Rice is a menace!

I don't care if he ever plays again!

ThrobProng 04-11-2024 10:28 AM

The "mushroom hunter" should be the #1 person of interest. Suspicious behavior at best.

scho63 04-11-2024 10:30 AM

Could it be X-Factor from trying to eat shrooms?

displacedinMN 04-11-2024 10:49 AM

Hopefully he did not eat the mushrooms on the body.

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Hog's Gone Fishin 04-11-2024 10:53 AM

So, first you need your house cleaned , now remains are found. Dude, quit posting shit.

Kman34 04-11-2024 10:53 AM

I found one dried up mushroom yesterday… We need rain and they’ll start poppn…

Raiderhater 04-11-2024 11:02 AM

Froze to death after a playoff game?

TribalElder 04-11-2024 11:05 AM

dead bodies stink

Mr_Tomahawk 04-11-2024 11:13 AM

I feel I read this headline, this time, every year.

TLO 04-11-2024 11:20 AM

Likely died of TURBO CANCER

Zap Rowsdower 04-11-2024 11:22 AM

Mushroom hunters always seem to be the ones to find dead bodies.

FlaChief58 04-11-2024 11:24 AM

This is why I don't hunt mushrooms near human remains

notorious 04-11-2024 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by displacedinMN (Post 17478448)
Hopefully he did not eat the mushrooms on the body.

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First thing I thought of. :eek:

wazu 04-11-2024 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Zap Rowsdower (Post 17478487)
Mushroom hunters always seem to be the ones to find dead bodies.

Just another reason to not trust those fungus-eating FREAKS.

threebag 04-11-2024 11:46 AM

Hootie?

KurtCobain 04-11-2024 11:56 AM

Anyone heard from Blowfish?

cabletech94 04-11-2024 02:24 PM

Found a few this morning. Can report that I found no body. Southeast Kansas. Going back out tomorrow, will let you know.

Hammock Parties 04-11-2024 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by KurtCobain (Post 17478537)
Anyone heard from Blowfish?

I actually got this from George on Facebook, so I assume he's guilty. Classic projection.

Demonpenz 04-11-2024 03:00 PM

Morel of the story

IowaHawkeyeChief 04-11-2024 03:06 PM

Whoever killed them had bad morels...

Hog's Gone Fishin 04-11-2024 03:19 PM

Poisonous mushrooms ?

Kiimo 04-11-2024 03:22 PM

Mushroom hunter finds human remains in Independence, death meth investigation underway

Spott 04-11-2024 03:26 PM

Just part of the morel decay of society.

KCUnited 04-11-2024 03:28 PM

Foraged around and found out

jdubya 04-11-2024 03:36 PM

This is why I dont do mushrooms with pitbulls at rap concerts.

ToxSocks 04-11-2024 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by KCUnited (Post 17478940)
Foraged around and found out

LMAO funniest mother****er on CP, real shit.

Fansy the Famous Bard 04-11-2024 03:50 PM

Is this like the third time mushroom hunters have found a body in the metro, recently?

Demonpenz 04-11-2024 04:42 PM

I tried to fit 10 guys in my Chevy but there wasn't mushroom

el borracho 04-11-2024 04:53 PM

Tell that gay monkey to leave my sh!! alone!

Fat Elvis 04-11-2024 04:59 PM

The deceased liked to party a lot; he was a real fungi....

Jewish Rabbi 04-11-2024 06:15 PM

Probably high on meth and wandered into the woods

myselff77 04-11-2024 06:22 PM

I put some Scott’s Disease Ex fungicide on the lawn yesterday. Hoping that keeps the dead bodies away.

Mr. Wizard 04-11-2024 06:36 PM

Wonder if magic mushrooms grow on decomposing bodies? Asking for a friend

FlaChief58 04-11-2024 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Wizard (Post 17479081)
Wonder if magic mushrooms grow on decomposing bodies? Asking for a friend

I'll let you know after the harvest


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