Tommy to the Texans
 

Woah

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Former Chiefs punter Tommy Townsend is signing a two-year $6 million deal with the Houston Texans, per source. <a href="https://t.co/8vdQSyINKy">pic.twitter.com/8vdQSyINKy</a></p>&mdash; Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) <a href="https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1767353391523471729?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 12, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

OK now we got the punt god.

All in on Punt God!

Townsend ****in sucks

Hippie mother fker.

Well, thanks Tommy, you held up your end while you were here. Appreciate you, bud. Good luck in TX.

Two things in Texas. Steers and queers. And look at his haircut.

I never did like this clown. (Get your hair cut)









(Not really, enjoy your new team and thanks for your contributions to our success)

Good luck Champ!

Should have signed with the jags so he and Jennifer Lawrence could open a line of hair salons.

Good dude, hope all manner of great things come his way except ever getting a ring that doesnt say KC on it.

And cut yer hair.

ROFLROFLROFL

Thanks for your service you stage crashing son of a bitch...

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It's always hard to follow a legend.

His clutch holding was critical to winning the Super Bowl. I'll wish him a long and happy career full of second-team pro bowls to the Punt God and lots of losing AFC Championship Game appearances. That's the best I can do.

Tommy got paid, we got a better Punter for much cheaper. Sounds like a win/win.

Good luck in your future endeavors, thanks for snagging that high snap for the Buttkicker, and you should never have to pay for a drink in the states of Missouri or Kansas for the rest of your life. Well done, friend, enjoy your financial freedom.

I've always thought he'll do a Jenner after he retires from the NFL

:LOL:

Stroud could probably use a good punt in the ass mid-season

TRAITOR!!!

I am going to miss his clutch throws on fakes though. Dude has a legit arm

He’s going to Astrosworld

Good luck, Tommy. Wish you the best. Until you play us, that is. Then you can shank a couple.

Isn't their video of the Punt God executing a few nice fakes?

Big deal

There’s video of him railing that chick at a party lmao

Hope this doesn't affect Butker

Actually, he railed her mono -womono before the video...

Aw man they demolished it. The Astroneedle is no more. Had some good times there in the 90s.

Astro Dome is hanging in there though. :thumb:

He will be missed, especially as a holder, and he was a top-notch punter. Good for him for getting paid. Hope this does not affect our field goal game, which has been key to our success.

Does the Astrodome still exist? I thought it was torn down decades ago.