*** DOLPHIN RAPE VICTORY REP THREAD ***
 

I bet Miami’s QB would like Tua these nuts in his mouth lmao

Rape that blowhole.

PBJ

Dominated

Tyreek had a 54 yard TD and will end up with less yards than he did in the first game lolol

I hear dolphins cry

This is a post about Rashee Rice.

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Grade A ass kicking

We play like this and we go to SB

It's a beee-yoooo-tifful thing, this victory today!! Great job by my favorite team, the Kansas City Chiefs!!

Frozen Filet Of Phish!

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A blowout indeed.

You gotta fight for your right to party

The ****ing playoff chiefs are here!


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Nice game. This was a domination even with our red zone/penalty/drops

Silly LOLphins, wins are for Chiefs

Hell of a ****ing win.

Completely dominant. Really hope the Bills win. I want them on a short week.

I would've liked more TDs and less FGs but OH HELL YEAHHH BRING ON WHOEVER!

Fins have been frauds all season

Let the jizzing commence, gents!!!

Mahomes needs one of those epic Superbowl wins starting from the wild card, which is kind of rare I think, on his resume and it's gonna happen this year.

We're gonna 2000 Ravens that shit

We're gonna early 2000's Buccanneer that shit

The big difference though is that we have a badass quarterback. So it will be even easier then they had it

Awesome win!

if they want it to be colder, get wet morans!

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See ya later Flipper!

**** Yeah, what a game

Dolphins weren't prepared for the cold. Chiefs were too physical.

Excellent outcome. Let’s go Steelers! (Gonna be a lot of new memes after this game!)

Great win. Kicked ass in all phases. Nice work men!!!

The Chiefs matriculated all over the field.

Best game since the Bears game! Good job boys!

Hell Yes!! PBJ

I bet McDaniel is cursing a lot right now

Phuck the Dolfins

Bigger fraud...

Dolphins offense

or

Browns defense

Eat shit, Tyreek!

****s like chicken
The McDaniel did nothing inventive these last two games
NOTHING

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Smell that, it ain't fish

I need some good rep since Ming dinged me for a question about Sneed.

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He's still getting ready to address the team.

The fish have been squished and put on ice!

let's eat

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He legit looks like he’s be one of those people who doesn’t know how to cuss properly.

“You shitting, dick ****. Shut your dirty ****ing mouthhole up, shit licking dick ****ers!”

Ready for some playoff rep....great complete game by both the Offense and Defense

I got banned off the biggest Chiefs discord server for posting:

"Someone call the police! I'd like to report a rape in Kansas City."

I also got banned from the CP discord earlier on in the year after calling eDave an alcoholic and a person who got banned from the forum for calling someone a paedo, but that's another matter..

Hats off to the fans who went to the game...You are some tough SOBs..

Bye Ty...you gotta fly...

...home...to Miami...cuz your team sucks.

Who got fisted like a pineapple under the sea? CrapTua ShitPants!

Reddddd kinnnnngdoooommmm

Fillet o Fish..

It was a good cardio workout for us. Not really a challenge. Miami just isn't a challenge. Great win.

Dipshit haters on Twitter out in force blaming the refs for the loss.

lol, can't fix stupid.

Einhorn is a man.

Mahomes was incredible throughout the game. Again, one more example of him elevating his play in the playoffs. Repeat this and let the defense do its thing, we cruise to the SB.

Good game, QB1 showed up and showed out, the D was awesome. Here's to the next game - whoever it is.

Best part? No major injuries! Rice was a little banged up but came back and made more plays. Love the win! But the fact that they came out of there intact is what has me amped going forward!

Rice was a bad ass tonight!

Rep me Amadeus! We just fish fried those phins!

Bring it!!

Chiefs D was incredible! NEXT! :thumb:

Honestly, once we got up 16-7, with this defense, I knew it was just a matter of getting to 00:00 because Miami wasn't coming back.

Essentially a perfect game for this team sans the fumble at the end.

Control the clock, lean on the defense, find ways to get the ball in Rice's hands and don't turn the ball over they will be a tough out.

Bring on the damn Bills! I ain't scared!

I swag, I surf
I swag, I surf

Sorry for the late post, I took my dad home with the roads being crap right now....

Now for the game... THAT was a legit Superbowl caliber defense. It sort of reminds me of the mid 90's when Carter and Hasty were in the secondary. Along with BIG Dirty Dan, Neil Smith, and Derrick Thomas getting after the QB.

Rashee Rice looks better every week, I think we have our #1 for years to come. Pacheco..... Did somebody in the endzone slap his mother? He runs like he's on a mission to pop somebody in the mouth. There's nothing not to like about the kid.

I'm not sure who I'm looking forward to playing next week. One side of me wants to end the season for the NFL's plan B face of the league in Buffalo. Then the other side wants to go against Stroud and shut the media up about the "next Mahomes".

All in all, it's been a GREAT day. And my dad has made it another year to watch the playoffs with us (**** cancer).

GO CHIEFS!!! Let's get another Lombardi to add to Mahomes resume when he eventually gets his Golden jacket in the HOF.

Dolphins are lucky KC didn't light it up in the red zone. This easily could have been 42-7. Hell 42-0 minus one play that wasn't even a good pass.

All credit to Andy Reid’s frozen Wilford Brimley mustache. When in full bloom it emits powers that are beyond our understanding as mere mortals. Like a portal to another dimension.

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Fins down as they circled the bowl tonight! LFG!

Man, I've always been pretty indifferent on Taylor Swift.

But sweet JESUS she's a head turner in person. Trav's a lucky dude.

As a former citizen of Raytowna Beach, and also as someone who was there today..... I 100% approve.

I didn't think it would be so easy.

Finally home after a long car ride.
What an experience. 4th coldest NFL game ever and we played amazing.
I don't care how shit our regular season was. When you are in the playoffs and you have Patrick Mahomes, you always have a shot.