Indiana Jones 5: First Details
 

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He turns 79 July 13

So Disney is going to try and ruin another beloved franchise.

I like the details so far.

As long as they're not blasting Indy into space to do zero-G whip tricks, I think we'll be fine.

Please...

Make it stop.

So Indy is 37 in Raiders which is set in 1936.

So In this new one he will be approximately 70 years old.

Indy going after Nazi's is on point for the franchise. As long as he's not being the muscle but the brains figuring out some Nazi plot and they have someone else chasing Nazi's on rooftops, it'll be okay.

Ford was absolutely awesome in Call of the Wild.

I have no doubt he can pull this off.

Is the movie going to be about an archeologist who loots Indiana Jones' tomb?

I am not enthusiastic about this. Indy is not supposed to be an old guy. They did that schtick in the last piece of shit. Do you really want an ancient Indy now?

Either pass the torch or put this franchise to bed. Preferably the latter.

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I waited until Crystal Skull was out on DVD for a few years to check it out and while it wasn't great, I did like it better than Temple of Doom.

I seriously have zero interest in this film and will just catch it on Disney+ in 2023 or whenever because the logline and cast are just too on point.

It just feels like a money grab without any reason to tell this story, other than cash and residuals.

It will debut Harrison Ford's walker

Indiana Jones having adventures is a limitless story starting point. All you need is a Macguffin. He's the American James Bond.

Do you think Ford looks worse than Humphrey Bogart in The African Queen?

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Yes, Harry can pull this off.

My issue, besides Ford's age, is that three out of the five Indiana Jones film will feature Nazis as the antagonists, which I find to be uncreative, boring and just done.

James Bond went against a number of enemies, from Goldfinger to Blofeld to Scaramanga to Octopussy and even other "Double O" agents.

This movie already feels like it's been done and it hasn't even begun shooting.

Spielberg is a producer? I guess this is happening again

Maybe.

Cant be any worse than the First Order!

I'm sorry, I shouldn't have said anything about it because I don't mean to rain on yours or anyone else's parade.

I truly hope it's great and if I hear anything exciting in the coming months, I'll be sure to share.

At this point, I'd almost prefer a reboot to a geriatric Indy. What's he going to do, wheeze on them?

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Angrily shake his whip in the air and shout, “Get off my find!”

I really think this will work fine with a good script.

The problem with Indy IV wasn't Ford, or even Lebouf. Or even ancient aliens - that CONCEPT is fine, but the execution was terrible.

It was a bad script.

I've always liked the idea of post WWII Nazis doing anything as a story concept. I hope we get to go to Argentina. In fact, Hitler should be in this. LMAO

Execution and script may have been issues but, aliens WAS absolutely the biggest problem with it. You have a trilogy in place where all three movies dealt with religion in some fashion and then you follow it up with Indy on the trail of aliens? It just doesn’t fit.

Ancient Aliens WERE a religion for some cultures, is the way you have to look at it.

It's how they handled that concept that was off. A giant ****ing grey and a flying saucer in your face at the end ain't it.

Hopefully Harrison Fords finger returns in this.

That's why Iron Sky kicked ass.

The monkeys/Mutt swinging from trees part killed 4 for me. Might be the single stupidest scene for an adventure movie ever.

They HAVE to get back to practical effects. The CGI is horrible, and what made Indy great was semi-plausible stunts.

Indy didn't have to use his brain to discover much, either. Oxley led them my the nose almost the entire way.

I'm glad someone else said it.

I love Raiders, Last Crusade was pretty good and I can even enjoy Crystal Skull, but I've always found Temple to be boring. I've watched it a couple times and still have no clue what it's about. I find myself completely tuned out within 15 minutes of turning it on.

What it's about? They're fighting over the goddamn sankara stones! It's not a complicated plot.

But the reality is it's about George Lucas' divorce. LMAO

I get that people might not like Temple of Doom because it tries to be funnier, and a lot of it was shot on sound stages, but I've never heard anyone say they don't comprehend it.

After escaping Shanghai gangsters, Indy is on his way to Delhi, the plane crashes, some kind villagers take him in and demand he brings back their magic rock in return for helping him, so he overnights at a palace in the middle of nowhere and discovers an ancient thugee cult has stolen the magic rock and enslaved the village's children.

Then he has to go do Indy shit to make the world right again.

That's it. Now you understand the movie. Thanks and enjoy the bridge scene because it's ****ing awesome.

Love Temple of Doom! Yes, the plot is simplistic and the villains are caricatures.

But Spielberg at the top of his action game.

Temple of Doom sucked balls. If Spielberg ever made a shittier movie I haven't seen it. And I've seen 1941.

Temple of Doom is better than Crystal Skull, c'mon.

Not to mention The Lost World.

LMAO

Temple is better. But shortround and whatshername make repeated viewings painful.

The jungle monkeys cgi and Indy surviving a nuke by hiding in a fridge that gets blown a 1/4 mile away.....for shame.


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I've never watched Crystal Skull, and never will. To me, it's like Arthur 2 and Alien 3. Doesn't exist in my personal universe.

And while Lost World was no prize, it was still better than Temple of Doom. I remember seeing it in the theater when it first came out. Walked in expecting Raiders; walked out thinking "what the ****?" That stupid ass opening scene where they escape the plane in a raft, slide down a mountain and land in a river was the big budget version of the opening of Land of the Lost. The only thing missing was the banjo music. :shake:

And that annoying little brat and constantly screaming Kate Capshaw were Jar Jar before there was a Jar Jar.

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Brilliant!

To each his own, I suppose, on Short Round and Willie. I love 'em both.

I suppose it's a lot like Phantom Menace for kids. I couldn't have been older than 11 or 12 when I saw Temple of Doom and instantly loved it.

I saw that when I was in A School in Mississippi (between boot camp and the ship), so I would have been 18 or 19. Perhaps I would have liked it more had I been a bit younger.

It certainly didn't help that the original was so good.

I saw Temple of Doom in the movie theater when I was 17 years old. I clearly remember looking at my brother mouthing "What the **** is this shit?".

I thought the movie from garbage from start to finish. Short Round was annoying as **** and Kate Capshaw wasn't much better.

I might be in the minority but I absolutely loved Last Crusade and still believe it was the perfect ending for Indy and his pals.

Nothing beats riding off into the sunset...

I don't think you're in the minority at all. I loved Raiders and Last Crusade, but IMO Last Crusade is better. Sean Connery was great as the dad, and I loved the opening scene with River Phoenix. When the guy says "You lost today, kid, but that doesn't mean you have to like it" and puts the hat on his head... perhaps the best scene in all of them.

Yeah, as much as I loved the original, The Last Crusade is my favorite for all of those reasons you listed.

If I'm flipping channels and it's on, it's one of those movies I just can't turn off until it's over.

Connery was only 12 years older than Ford, but they sold that very well.

The lead-in to Indy getting punched in the face on the boat was the perfect opening.

Crusade is pretty close to a perfect movie for me. The first as well.

I've mentioned before that one of my friends deals in movie memorabilia. At one point he had one of several fedoras used in that movie. While there is no way of knowing which hat was used in any particular scene, it's quite possible that I've actually had that hat on my head.

That’s awesome.

Kick ass.

Yeah, he has/has had in the past some pretty cool shit. That's definitely near the top. He also had one of the whips. Again, no way of knowing if they were used by Ford, the guy from the opening scene, or a stuntman.

I've also had on my head the diving helmet worn by Ed Harris in the Abyss. That one was definitely worn by Harris, since for the scenes it was used his face was shown.

He's got one of Downey's Iron Man helmets, but I was fairly sure my big ol' melon head wouldn't fit in that one, and I didn't want to risk breaking it trying. This stuff is massively valuable.

It's an 80s adventure movie, dude. I didn't say I couldn't comprehend it. It's just so boring that I can't pay attention for more than 5-10 minutes at a time.

You said you didn’t understand what was going on. LMAO

Show me where I said that

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Did you figure out what it's about yet? I explained it for you in three sentences. LMAO

Last Crusade is definitely the best 3rd movie of any franchises. I'm torn too. Loved the orginal but the Last Crusade was so well done, its close to the original and my favorite.

Crusade all the way, the PEN is mightier than the sword!

Crusade was awesome because it got back to what Indy does...cool shit in the desert, in pursuit of an ancient (but well known) religious artifact, fight scenes and killing Nazi's. Though they calmed down the killing stuff in that one. Add in Sean Connery and shiiiiit...you have one of the best movies ever...

Temple was a departure, still Indy, but in a completely different context. He was not on the hunt for the Shankira stones, he literally fell into it...Then you had his screwable but annoying leading lady and the deathnell for most all movies...a kid side kick. Even with all that, I still loved Temple. I dunno. It's Indy.

****ing Crystal Skull was NOT Indy. It was a tired old man running around confused half the time. We all went in wanting it to be Indy, and instead we got a bunch of CGI shit and completely over the top fights and scenarios. Best fight in the whole thing was in the diner or whatever on the college campus.

Again, I have no confidence that they will not **** up another one. Hollywood has been screwing with my youth (Star Wars, Jurrasic Park, Ghostbusters, etc) for too long. They need to just knock that shit off.

...and yes, I will go and see this...

They know they have us by the balls.

Most of us will go drop a $20 bill on a Saturday afternoon to go watch Indy no matter how good or bad it is.

The diving helmet from the abyss? Godamnit that's awesome.

Amazing location.

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Two headed serpent? Gimme Thulsa Doom!

What is best in iife?

The two-TAILED serpent thing is just a thing that was in the castle, not a prop.

However, interesting legend.

This would be a fun opening.

Let's ride.

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Sounds like there is going to be some "younger Indy" flashbacks to the 40s.

Here is the stuntman playing young Indy - he's wearing a Ford mask.

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I wonder why they couldn’t have just set the story in the 1930s/40s again and cgi de-aged Ford, ala ‘The Irishman’ and several Marvel films? I guess that would cost a fortune?

They should do a time travel story. Former Nazi scientist using a combination of space age technology and arcane mysticism to change history in favor of the Third Reich. Who better to stop him than Dr. Henry Jones Jr. (Ret.)?

THE MAN IN THE HAT IS BACK

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He looks like he's trying to remember where he crashed his plane.


Hope this doesn't suck, but my expectations are pretty low. For every excellent Blade Runner 2049 there's...um...pretty much everything else.

Good grief.

Looks like ‘Indiana Jones and the search for the nearest bathroom’

You dumbass, the cameras weren't rolling then.

yeahhhhh

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The masks also date the filming.

On a side note. I have about 8-10 Chiefs masks. I need to do something creative with them. Any ideas?

Yep. He looks great. This is going to work.

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that's the cup of a carpenter...

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So I just read that the prologue will be WWII era. So Ford will be CGI de aged for sure.

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What's more, he did it in less than 12 parsecs.

Well played sir, well played. :thumb:

Dude ****ing trained hard for the role. **** yeah.