If three of the following bad things had to happen to you...
 

...which three would you pick?

Poll coming quicker than you can shoot your eye out with a BB gun.

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I'd derive perverse enjoyment from writing about Senegalese elections.

I'd handle being a meme

I'd handle getting tazed by a renta cop with an overblown sense of authority

I'd handle smashing my left hand (done it)


The rest? I choose death.

I took the lottery ticket. 10 grand would piss me off, but I lose 10 grand on the reg, unfortunately.

Next is knee to bean bag. I'm really tall. It would be difficult for her to transfer much power that high. I'm good there.

Left hand car door. I'm good there.

It was close with being locked out of the hotel room naked. I went to business school. I learned it pays to advertise :D

milk, groin, taser

those are money makers

Cassel

Mayweather

Patriots SB

I mean #2 is an easy choice for me because I have been there before LOL

Taser (been tased for fun before, as a teen, to.impress a girl lol)

Mayweather (I was a boxer, maybe i get lucky and get a shot in)

Patriots (at least i see some funny commercials)

Cassel (assuming he would be 3rd string behind Henne)

Only

See the Chiefs sign Matt Cassel as a 2019 backup

and

Watch the Patriots in a Super Bowl game

doesn't affect me, so those two.

Why would anyone choose any of the other options? They're awful!:hmmm:

Does it have to be three?

I'm old(er).

Get called for a win-reversing neutral zone violation in your rec league’s championship game – Those guys should have known I wouldn't take the games seriously.

See the Chiefs sign Matt Cassel as a 2019 backup – Call it the Broncos and Paxton Lynch and I'm still on board. I don't own the team, it's not my problem. I might ridicule them for doing it, but that's actually fun.

Watch the Patriots in a Super Bowl game – I'm not even sure why this is on a list of bad things. May as well put ice cream on the list.

Somewhat surprised that my choices were picked relatively few times.

Getting locked out of a hotel room naked. Is that really that bad? This wouldn’t really bother me all that much.

Spend the night in a Tijuana jail. As long as it’s just one night, I’m good. Probably means it was a pretty good night and I’m a pretty big guy, so I doubt I’d get ****ed with.

The third one was tough. I landed on the Senegalese paper. Between research and writing, I could probably knock it out in a couple days.

The car door was the runner-up, but I’ve done that and **** it hurts.

Some of you would rather smash your hand in a car door than be naked in front of people? Let your freak fly. It would be more traumatic for the people at the hotel than it would be for me.

Naked and locked out, Cassel as a back up, and Pats in a SB.

Honestly, with Mahomes at QB, I'd lose interest in the team with any back-up QB if Mahomes got hurt.

As for the Pats, I don't really hate the Pats like most others do. I'm not excited to see them in another Super Bowl, but it's not gonna kill me either.

As far as the hotel option, the rest of those choices either cause physical pain, or have lasting effects. I'm not a stud by any means, but I'll be naked for a few minutes while I approach a hotel desk clerk (who I'll never see again) for a new key card. Hell, maybe I'd get lucky and it would be a gal that likes big guys, and she'd offer to join me and my wife for some fun.

I'm surprised the lottery ticket isn't more popular. It's not like you had the money the day you bought the ticket. And choosing some other option like getting kneed, doesn't mean you also get a winning ticket.

Give me the ticket, Pats and Cassel. Brady is past his best by date but he fun to watch. I don't care that much about our backup.

In hindsight the Super Bowl is the easiest option. I just couldn’t do it.

Nah, man. In your situation, I ****ed myself out of 10 grand. That may not be money that's gonna make or break me, but it's still 10 grand.

Expired Lottery Ticket
1.5 miles out at sea with a life preserver
Patriots SB

Naked locked out of hotel room (May as well I’ve done it purposely before)
Tijuana jail (I’m sure there’s some mota to help calm my nerves)
Tasered at the mall (bring it rent a cop)

Get laid................off from your job

I look good naked, so no sweat on that. It would be hysterical to see Cassel as KCs backup. Who gives a hang about memes?

I can't believe everyone didn't pick the expired lottery ticket. It costs you $2 and has no other negative consequences other than those you create in your own mind.

:):):)

Someone really had to piss in your wheaties for you to come up with that list. :drool:

In the hall naked, easy solution.

Mile and half out to sea, no problem, I taught SAR in the Navy and still swim well.

The Meme is next I guess.

Discover the expired lottery ticket
Get kneed in the groin (I can see how that might be easier for me to handle)
Write a 20,000 word essay

When is that 20,000 word essay due?

Yeah, it should be noted on record that my paper writing days are long behind me.

You could get a lot of source material for that essay in our own DC forum. It would easily take care of 15,000 of those words, wing the rest, and you got at least a C+, and thats only if you **** up your part with the 5000 wing it words.

Nah man, I don't think I could turn in C+ work. Somehow or another I OCD or something and can't do crap work anymore.

And getting a start on the bitch would be like an S10 trying to get a loaded semi trailer rolling. I'm so far removed from academia I can't even envision a way from where I am to writing a paper.

AND I still have other shit to do.

The essay is being graded?

True, it said nothing about having to pass the essay, just have to write it.

If I'm taking the time to write a 20,000 word essay, somebody better damn well read and grade that thing.

I'll do it.

I think my master's thesis was 20,000 words.

The essay would definitely be graded, and you would have to follow up on any suggestions to bring it up to an A.

Rain Man going for the extra credit