Gladiator 2018 - Round 1, Match 26 - MIAdragon versus Hangin'WithMahomes
 

Vote for the person that you think would win this match in a battle to death or submission. As background, assume that prior to the tournament you received 10 minutes of training on every weapon. The time listed is the amount of time before the match where you learn what the weaponry and venue is. All participants are handed their weapons at t=0 unless stated otherwise.


Venue - On a short school bus (no kids present) that is traveling on a 35 mph street with frequent stoplights
Starting Distance - 25 feet

MIAdragon

Main Weapon - Flail (handle with a chain and spiked metal ball on the chain)
Backup Weapon - None

Prep Time - 14 Minutes
Special Factors - Three giggling sorority girls in their underwear will attack you constantly with pillows beginning at t=0.

Hangin'WithMahomes

Main Weapon - Small Ball Peen Hammer
Backup Weapon - None

Prep Time - 11 Minutes
Special Factors - You and your opponent are both on 24-inch drywaller stilts that cannot be removed.

Are the sorority girls hot? Because there are fat hogs out there?

I will take the flail all day.

Easy win here. The giggly college girls in their underbritches will have MIAdragon distracted enough that he drops his flail to catch a feel or three and I simply pick up the flail and beat him to death with it, and then attack said sorority girls with my own weapon....not the hammer.

They're definitely hot. And they're wearing sexy underwear, not that everyday stuff.

OF COURSE they're hot.....this is CP.

Wearing stilts on a bus? This fight is a mess. Flail is going to be really tough to maneuver, and sorority girls sound like a significant problem.

This is a funny one to picture in my mind.

I think you're just picturing the hot sorority girls in their frilly unmentionables

Kicking with the drywall stilts is probably the most effective weapon here. And even that won't be easy, all hunched over in a school bus. Hold on to the ceiling for balance and kick.

The girls are probably the difference here.

This is my favorite match so far, other than the one where I utterly destroyed Iowaiian of course.

Sorry to hear about your small peen man. I don't know why Rainman thought it necessary to tell every body.

I am still sticking with the medieval weapon.

I would have went with the flail but being on stilts on a bus is going to make that really hard to do any damage with. I'll go with lil peen here.

I hope no one hurts the girls. They're just having fun.

I'm pretty sure that will change in time. That's why I came to CP where all of the guys have 10" dongs, date super models, and are 6'4" tall.
If I read the forum rules correctly I need 100 posts for the 10", and then I get my first super model at 1,000.

You'll need to be here 1 year on top of the 100 posts at which time you'll get a PM with directions to be verified for the 10" penis.</br></br>Just follow the directions and look for the sign written in crayon that reads "CP Penis Measuring Room" on the hotel door.</br></br>:thumb:

I reached 1000 posts and no super model has arrived yet.

You should PM Bob Dole

Posts with errors in spelling or grammar don't count, so maybe you had some typos. Go back and review each post and make any necessary corrections.

One is Kathy Bates.

This place is slipping.

Is there even 25 feet of space on a short bus?

And to be on 24 inch stilts?

Are the sorority girls on stilts too? That would be really entertaining.

these 'special factors' sections are becoming more and more outlandish.

MIA easily dispatches Hangin and then has his way with the 3 girls.

This guy gets it.

Whose mult is this? :hmmm:

The "who drew the better weapon" thread

Pics of the sorority girls before I can vote...

New profile....I took a break for about two years and just came back not long ago. I think I originally joined around 2005 or so.

Attention all you morons voting for Hangin'WithMahomes.

This is a small ball peen hammer. Ain't nobody killing anybody with that thing.

https://www.picclickimg.com/00/s/NDg...r-Clean-_1.jpg

You could if you held it by the hammer part and jabbed the handle into his ear or eye.

That said, I voted for MIA.

Yeah, good luck avoiding getting your skull bashed in by the flail while you try that.

Would you like to test that theory? I will meet you anywhere of your choosing and you let me beat you unmercifully with a small ball peen hammer. If you don't die after 10 minutes of me smacking you around with the hammer, you win. If you die, I win. :D

I guess if you could get to him while he distracted by being attacked by the sorority girls. Or if you're better on stilts, knock him down, and he drops his weapon.

Or you could drop to the floor as you use the seats (or a sorority girl) to shield you, crawl under until you get to him, trip him, and then attack with the hammer all while he was too stunned or distracted by the sorority girls to know what the hell was going on.

Okay, I'm getting a little more creative on this one....lol.

Nobody is swinging anything on a bus wearing drywall stilts. So I voted for the dude not getting hit by sorority girls.

Could not vote against the creator of the greatest thread in CP history. MIAdragon gets my vote. Condolences to Hangin'WithMahomes. Speaking of the greatest thread, an extra kudos for Rain Man's choice of MIAdragon's weapon. Deliberate or not, Gogo Yubari would approve.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/11/b8...d372c953f1.gif

http://i.imgur.com/0khyA.jpg

Same neighborhood.

MIAdragon dispatches Hangin'WithMahomes and then takes the sorority girls to the back of the bus to finish the pillow fight. MIAdragon moves on to Round 2.

Congrats MIAdragon

At least you got to see sorority girls in their underwear. That's a win.

Xoxo

Tip my hat young man, valiant effort!