This little thing saved my life
 

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Saturday lying in my recliner and my most important decision at the time take a nap or get up and lie in bed instead. I know tough life. Then I thought I was dying of a stroke. One bam then a second one even harder. Most people that have these things feel it in their chest when it goes off not me it went to my head. One of my cardiologists said sometimes it feels that way. Said we wouldn't be talking if I hadn't had the device.Scared the living **** out of me because I didn't feel it in my chest so I didnt think it was the icd. God dam it I was going to out live that manson piece of shit!!!

I have no idea what that thing is, but it seems like it could come in handy.

Yikes. Sorry you had to go through that.

Now, WTF are you talking about?

It is an Implantable Cardioverter Defibrillator . Think micro version of paddles.

Spam for implantable cardioverter defibrillators! Mods please delete! :cuss:

J/K. Glad that you have the device and survived the event. Might help if you weren't getting all that 2nd hand smoke from your avy.

Hope we go a long time w/o having to rename the lounge. :)

Damn. You alright now??

A couple of years ago they tested it I felt my chest being shocked but this time went to my head. Good thing I have a hard head.

Here so yes.

Hope that thing doesn't give you a shock just because it is in a bad mood and just feels like it.

Having tests and went to one of the best cardiac hospitals in the country to be checked out am home and kicking.

I honestly thought the raiders game was going to fire it. My wife almost kicked me out at the end of that game.

Why did you have that in you?

Can that be hooked up to my scrotum if I need a jump-start? :hmmm:

And why did you have this in the first place? Should we all have one ?

Heart attack 8 years ago extensive damage.

Is that why they Rippedyourflesh?

Ill tell ya you dont feel it in you and if it ever goes off it saves your life. Shocks your heart before it goes into defib. Maybe someday all people will.

I was going to create an image of the frank zappa cover with herm's head instead of a weasel but never did it because I never finish anything. Album is called weasels ripped my flesh. Zappa got it from this

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Wait, you don't have one? :eek: Didn't you get the letter?

Glad to see you made it.

How old are you?

well im glad you had that thing man

scary

dont do that again!

Happy your birth control saved your life.

j/k, glad you're ok, man.

58 got it 3 years ago

Someday I am going to be banging the old lady and she is going to notice a big surge in effort.

lol Who knew it did both?

ty for well wishes appreciated and no ****ing way I am buying it before Mahomes starts.

Glad you’re better now. That would scare the hell out of anyone

I have kind of a gruesome gallows sense of humor and my gen dr knows this and he was laughing telling me how people have been dead and the thing keeps going off. No other patient he has ever seen would have laughed about it. This conversation took place before it went off. Now more unnerving than funny.

Glad you're OK! a "Rippedmyflesh Lounge" just doesn't sound right.

I'm still really disappointed that the University of North Dakota didn't go with the Ermines nickname for their sports teams.

thanks man I'll make sure I buy it when a more appropriately named member buys it. Cherish the moments is all I can say. I lost weight sugar is good bp,cholesterol and everything else is perfect just never know.

LMAO

l was always amazed at a persons eyes when we got them back from the dead.

l was usually directly above the patients head and that flash of emotion when they realize where they are now and where they were. You don't forget those moments even if they don't always remember.

Dang, bro... sorry to hear about this

Sincere best wishes, glad you have that little device

Sorry you had to go through that man but glad that you lived through it! Glad to hear that you're doing alright!

You're a Transhuminist, very cool!

Glad you’re still with us buddy.

I'm glad you are OK.

Happy Thanksgiving.

That's the spirit!

Glad you are still kicking it. Happy Thanksgiving!

We prefer the term partial humanoid cyborg. Come on its 2017 and I will not be ostracized. I am a partial Humanoid!(mostly)

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