****2017 NFL Draft Thread**** (NO Spoilers)
 

Let's ****ing do this.

Rules:
1. No spoiled picks in this thread, all weekend. This means that as tweets are leaking picks a few minutes before the selection is announced live, you don't post it in this thread (ex: embedded tweets), reference it in this thread (ex: Joe Slapdick says it's McCaffrey to Tampa) or hint at it (ex: "it's a RB!").

Don't be a dick.

Otherwise, have fun, talk shit, freak out and lose your goddamned minds. It's Draft Weekend. The hot takes in these threads are so funny.

I'll also be starting threads for each of our picks as they are made, with videos and notable stats/takes in the OP. Pure knee jerk gold to reference in the future.

First!!

Ed Werner says mahomes

Dante is going to do some work later.

Either way the CP reaction me included is going to be amazing

This time tomorrow we'll either love or hate Dorsey

Spoilers? We don't need no stinking spoilers

that's a lil harsh, ain't it :D

I am going to be busy until 2:45 into the draft. I will probably miss us drafting a QB. FML

Yeah, I hear your pain. I have a giant show today that I have to be at till the draft has been going for 1:30 then a 20min ride home.

I'm hoping they trade up to get the QB they want, but if they do I'll probably miss it.

Looking forward to your YouTube videos of the guys we pick Dante.

Matt Miller says a team in the top 10 thinks Trubisky will go #1

An hour before the draft the browns will find out that none of his teammates went to his birthday party.

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haven't been around CP long have you?

Ha ha ha!!! That's effing perfect!!!

So Paylor is saying Adoree Jackson is the Chiefs pick...

Ewww I really hope that doesn't happen

Position or player? Adoree is ****ing awesome I've seen about all of his games.

Position and player

Jackson is a 2nd round talent and we don't need to go corner in the 1st with all the depth at the position IMO

**** this team if that happens.

Not really sure why anyone would think he's a second round talent, his special teams ability and ball hawk style is going to elevate him. I guarantee there are teams that have him as the 2nd best CB.

Not saying this teams needs a CB but I could see why they'd like him.

Chiefs IG account is asking you to vote for Reid's Tommy Bahama shirt for tonight... three hilarious choices.

He has us taking Jackson over Foster in that mock. I would lose my mind.

Gotta be kidding, that would be so egregious on almost every level. I'm gonna be really bummed when Foster goes to someone else. It's almost impossible he makes it to us without trading up to get him, IMHO.

I hear you. He is my Draft crush this year.

Missed that. Yea just awful.

Yuck

I woke up with this sinking feeling that we won't be drafting a QB today.

Same here :(

Well phrased......

http://www.sbnation.com/2017/4/27/15...nfl-draft-2017

Browns might *seriously* pass on Myles Garrett for Mitchell Trubisky at No. 1

The QBs are going to be GONE.

Unless you want them to trade up for someone it ain't happening, and I can't believe a FO worth it's salt would move picks for any of these disappointing QBs.

Still don't believe it. What an epic **** up that would be.

One of Mahomes and Watson should still at the very least make it to trade up territory. Those other top 10 teams aren't going QB, and after that there's only the Cardinals (who King says want a day 1 defensive starter) and the Texans.

Yet atleast one of them will end up being good...so yea.

Clay doesn't know what he's talking about.

Not necessarily.

Look at 2013, 2010, 2007, 2006, 2002...

Shit, this class makes 2006 look good.

Matt Miller final mock:

1. Marlon Humphrey
2. Nathan Peterman
3. Blair Brown

We're going to draft Peterman guys. Might was well just come to grips with it.

He's been telling us for months none of them are 1st rounders, but now he's convinced we won't have a shot at any of them?

Well, it's no use reasoning with any of you.

You're all drunk at Mahomes' Hammock Parties.

Why? Because of ****ing mock drafts? That's beyond reeruned man.

They're not WORTH a first rounder. But they will be first rounders because teams are desperate.

I've already had a craptastic day. Supposed to be on the Amtrak to DC at 5:30 AM but the goddamn NYC subway was stalled and forced me to go all the way down to butt**** downtown to miss the train.

God****ingdamnit I knew this day would suck.

When and where do you project those 3 QB's going?

Anyone else think Humphrey will suck shit?

I actually don't. Like Landon Collins, I think people are unfairly judging him as a Bama DB prospect.

Browns might actually take Trubisky 1st and the Jags might take Watson per Jason Cole.

All 3 gone by pick 13.

Well Watson and Clemson shredded him. He looked like a lost puppy that last drive of the game.

Not buying either one of those rumors, and i seriously doubt they both happen. Also, the Cardinals aren't going QB.

Oh good. I can save money by not buying Sunday Ticket for the next few years.

This.

**** Alex Smith 2.0.

1. CLE - Trubisky
6. NYJ - Watson
13. AZ - Mahomes

The Bills, Jags and Bears could all take one of those QBs, too.

The Chiefs don't have a prayer.

Lol ok

Just like next year

Cleveland would be nuts to pass on Garrett for a project QB, wouldn't they? I mean it is Cleveland and all but that seems like a huge mistake.

As much as I've wanted the Chiefs to draft a QB the last few years, I'm in the same boat as you over Foster. He just seems like the kind of player who would put our defense over the top. I never feel like we beat people up. Berry is about the most physical guy on the D. Foster would bring quite an attitude that could be infectious with the others.

There are more and better QBs next year.

If you're gonna trade up, next year is the year to do it.

I wouldn't be surprised if the only team that selected a QB tonight is Cleveland.

Cleveland takes Tribusky at some point, the rest of the QB fall.

Mahomes and Watson top of round 2
Webb and Kizer round 3
Peterman round 4
Kaaya and Dobbs round 5
Chad Kelly round 7
rest undrafted

So much QB draft chatter probably means they all fall like a rock.

Peter King says the Cards want a day 1 defensive starter at 13, which makes sense with Palmer and Fitz returning for one more shot at the SB.

Lance Zierlein has been adamant for the last 24 hours that the Texans will not be going QB in the 1st. He sounds extremely confident about this.

One ofnthe QB's will fall to us or at least into the 20's for a possible trade up.

No there really isn't. You also don't know who will stay in school. There's 2 good ones and the rest are the same as this year.

We're going Cunningham. I can see it now.

And people will scream DJ 2.0.

It's gonna take forever to get to our pick

Walter's has 3 QB projected in the top 5 next year.

**** YOU DORSEY

ROFLROFL

might as well get it out of the way early

That sounds about right. **** me

And they had how many there this time last year for the 17 class?

I'm not opposed to waiting but it's a dangerous game to play and one where you end up having to make shitty decisiins.

Holthus was hinting at this heavily yesterday on 810 as well.

C'mon folks. We need more tags in this thread. Step your game up.

I get it.

My point is just making a plan to set yourself up for the next year. It's not about just avoiding this year.

MAKE.A.PLAN

So we have more choices and aren't just taking whoever is left.

You've said this before, it still doesn't make sense to me. Make a plan for the draft? How? Trade back for a first round pick next year?

Who is someone trading up to 27 for that's gonna give up a forst rounder next year? I don't really see it at 27. If they were at say, 15 or so maybe.

If next year's class is that good at qb, you gotta figure one of them is going first overall so getting up to thay pick isn't happening.

So you're left with getting up into the top 5 ish for the 2nd best guy. Maybe, but if the chiefs finish where everyone thinks, they'll be picking mid late 20s again. To go up very high from therr is gonna be pretty costly

I'll always love him.


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They already made a plan. You're just too lazy to see it.

They got comps for Daniel, Stephenson and S. Smith. They have the ammo...now use that ammo and follow through with the goddamn plan today.

Go get your guy.

today is my birthday! and im a huge alex smih fan. that means andy wouldnt ruin my day by selecting a qb in rounds 1 or 2. i cant wait to seey our heads explode when we go mcafrey, faty, and defence. this year will be the year allex is in the nfl mvp raceand may take us all the way. most you blow hards will still call for his head and put a * by our super bowl since it was alex slinging the ball. Alex admits he hears your screams, and its a contract year. hes gona blow the **** up! book it fellas. go chiefs. **** mchomes. steph curry lookin pos!:usa:

Unless they wanna pay alot to go up and give up alot next year, they're gonna be taking a flawed qb prospect late in the first.

Jackson has a ton of late buzz and some teams supposedly have him as the 2nd corner..Daniel Jeremiah has him gone before the Chiefs even pick so he may not even be an option.

i hope someone gets you a hooker for your birthday, and she gives you AIDS.

Watson was projected in the Top 5 a year out by everyone.

Too lazy to see it? Damn, you just have to take a shot.

We could trade every pick we have and barely have enough ammo to get to the top 8. (our entire draft adds up to around 1400 points, that gets us to 8th in a weak QB year)

Luckily for us the QB aren't considered good enough to be top 8. In an elite QB year, we wouldn't have anywhere near enough "of a plan" to get up to grab one of the great prospects.