The Daniel Sorenson appreciation/Virus, go eat a bag of dicks Thread.
 

White boy making big plays....Virus, please follow thread title instructions.

DAAAAAAMN DANIEL

I wasn't that high on him but he's played his ass off.

Not sure what being a white man has to do with it, but he's played well.

Sorenson is solid.

Finally! a solid white guy at safety! John McGraw and Sabby Pistachio were nerve racking!

Nothing

How many good white safeties are there in the league?

The only two I can think of, off the top of my head, is Weddle and Harrison Smith.

Bro, try not to bring race into the discussion please.

He didn't.....you did...:doh!:

You can thank the op for that, bro.

Don't keep score that way. Just glad he's ballin' for the Chiefs.

Settle down, you two. I was just having a little bit of fun.

You've gotta admit, though, he is white.

Can't deny that.

You can't assume anything these days. ROFL

No jocularity allowed. Straighten up.
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RIP

You mean I'm going to stay this color?

He's pretty fly for a white guy.

Definitely need mormon like him in the league.

It isn't about race, he was just using descriptors to identify Sorenson in case you didn't know which one he was.

He could have been like "Kick ass safety with great credit", but seriously Daniel looks a little white trash so he could have shitty credit.

He's pretty dope. Seems to be good for one huge play per game. Hits like a truck too.

Who knows, maybe he identifies as chaotic neutral

Remember that their are over 60+ genders, possibly even hundreds!







Pffffttttt.

He identifies as Korean you racist ****

Not if you don't want to

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So you're whitetrashphobic? Shameful. You need a check-up from the neck up. :D

LMAO LMAO

Looks like I really stepped in shit this time

Also, just to avoid confusion, calling Virus out has nothing to do with Sorensen being white and Virus having the skin complexion of sweet sexy caramel. That's just pure coincidence.

I was calling Virus out because he's talked mad shit about Sorensen. Also, I'd like to see Virus eating a bag of dicks. Just to see if it's similar to how it looks in my fantasies.

I prefer "a kick ass safety with great fundamentals". "High motor guy, brings his lunch pail with him every day."

Also gets the point across.

Hey I already said I have playoff tickets so I am definitely NOT whitrashphobic.

:)

The rush judgment to him struggling in a few preseason games was hilarious.

Keep in mind that the outrage was over an often cut average preseason performer (Bronson) over a rookie seeing his first NFL action.

High motor guy, great fundamentals. Ah yes the white defensive player mantra.

Fantastic movie reference.. rep!

Scrappy, creates a safe space in the secondary...

He definitely can contribute. Needs to get better at closing on drag routes. Solid player, and is about to be a RFA, if I recall.

Dude's been pretty good. He's no longer the center of my ire, although I feel like we could plug and play damn near anyone in this defense and he'd succeed.

Bradley Mcdougald is doing well in Tampa. Kelce McCray's gotten some playing time in Seattle. Parker, Branch, Coleman, etc. m

Daniel Sorenson making big plays. And he's white!

That's still a backhanded compliment, you ****.

Daniel Sorensen, the hero we need.

You will see.

He's been good at everything they've asked him to do. I think they need to keep him around. Athletically underrated.

LOL Bro, I just can't get on board! I'm sorry!

I became a fan when he destroyed Emmanuel Sanders last year.

That was awesome.

He's the worst player on our defense who isn't named Zombo or 86 years old (Hali).

Damn, Daniel.

Personally, I think that says more about how deep our defense is than Sorensen not being good.

LOL. Come on man.

Dude has been really good this year. It's cool.

[emoji23] I'm sorry. I was just told to eat a bag of dicks. I'm not thinking clearly.

Finish eating the dicks then log back on.

Very articulate safety.

Is he better than Kurt Coleman? That's essentially the role he took over right?

He's crafty with deceptive speed.

Really plays the game the right way with a high IQ- like a coach on the field.

he will probably chase the money in FA like Coleman too

our 3rd safety spot has been getting average guys PAID. Back to square one next season with someone new there

A continuation of the story of gblowfish's tickets. When I was in Dallas delayed on the way up, I started talking to this guy on my flight. Turns out he is Daniel Sorensen's brother. When we finally got to KC we grabbed an uber to the stadium together. He didnt have any cash so he was going to mail me a check.

Instead he sent me Daniel's gloves from the thurs night game.

My refrigerator is white.

Sorensen is more of a light tan.

(Never in my life seen anyone who wasn't some shade of brown actually.)

Too much info, bro.

Eric Murray would like a word with you. :D

Not enough if you ask me

sanders commings?

He's had a great year and made some big plays for us.

He's a bring your Trader Joe's quinoa burrito in your lunch pail to work type of safety.

Cant complain about Dirty Dan, he has been solid... every scrapheap/reclamation project Dorsey has put back there does well

If DD takes off next year, I fully expect Dorsey to plug in another guy and keep the train rolling

Shit, I don't get this one.

Is a quinoa burrito a white people dish?

The gloves..

A vege burrito from Trader Joe's was the first thing that popped into my head when I thought white people food.

I think vanilla bean pie comes up first for me.

I honestly don't even know what that shit is.

I don't know what it is or if it exists, but I want it.

I like Virus as a poster.

Still haven't figured out why Dane hates him so bad. That's the only thing I don't agree with Dane on.

He's not a fan of the phone Virus uses to watch the games on.

I think Virus uses a nokia, and Dane wants him using a Note, or some shit like that.

Shit, this sounds like DenverChief's favorite kind of football player.

ROFL

I honestly think it stems from that.

PS-I finally took you off ignore.

Awesome. That cancels out Dinny putting me on ignore.

I should still be sitting at six.

Do you want to be at 7?

I can always change back.

I don't want you to be #7, Lew.

Not you.

<3

Me and Dane are way cool now. It's been months since he's blown up on me.

Upgraded your phone, did you?

LOL Literally anytime we disagree he uses that one.

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Photo of Dan right before he ****ed this mini-Mormon, Kory, to death.

In an 'attention to details, extra-effort' sort of way.

Hahahahahaha

Oh man.

That was good.

LMAO

I think i need some credit as I had to be the first one to see the talent he was bringing to this team. I started pimping him two years ago. Sorenson is my type of player, he brings his lunch to work EVERY Day. He would always make a flash hit that would get my attention. I new he was a special player way before you idiots.

I want to know just what the hell is going on around here!

Dinny

Take me off ignore so you can read the OP.

TimBone