Evolve27 has been temp banned and Thatguy is gone forever.
 

Dude decided to test the waters earlier with inane bumps of 3 threads. You reported and infracted him. We've banned him for 5 days.

That's really all there is to say about it.

Additionally, based on Thatguy's activity on this thread and reports that trolling is his MO we've dumped him permanently. He seems to be a mult of another permabanned username as well, so I'm not really going to spend much time explaining or defending it. We like people who want to contribute to the board's discussion and we even tolerate a little trolling for entertainment value - but if that's all you bring to the table, we don't want you. Farewell.

For future bannings of regulars, this sticky thread with all the details will be SOP to avoid 3 or 4 different threads and 1000 different questions. Hope this helps.

Do you lick a chick's ass?

In all seriousness, I think this is a good move.

I would like to protest this banning even though I gave one of the infractions.

I think it's going to save several threads and put the explanation right at the top so we don't have to answer the same question 80x.

10 hours from now and 500 posts later someone else will inevitably be banned via cybercide or poking the bear.

I'd also like to take this opportunity to say Bugeater has been banned. He tried to cross the streams in the bathroom, and well, we just can't have that here.

Dozens probably are working on a parody thread as we speak.

just wait for someone to post a pic of their winky.:banghead:

Who?

Thanks for that vid earlier this week. That really cleared things up.

UNIBROW FEVER!!!!!!!! KETCHUP!!!!:)

So what happened?

You guys are letting me down. Not even one "I miss DaFace" post yet.

It goes without saying. ;)

Bated breath.

Mine flexes.

I kind of started it. It seemed like I was wandering into ancient threads and some people were calling him on it, and then when he bumped a 7 year old thread about someone having a cold I thought perhaps he was causing trouble. Honestly, I thought it was more than three old threads, so I'll apologize to him if I overreacted.

He's had it coming for a long time.

I don't even think I've seen him break a rule before. So he deserved 5 days and then some, huh?

I saw Baby Lee was testing the waters as well. He's always been a douche, but it's not my place to gig another founding member.

You can't pick your family (unless you're a mod).

Not enough tits.

I was cool with the panda bear thread. make it two days

Here I've been looking hard for a reason to ban you and you up and volunteer?

why are you looking so hard and
what reason may that be?

I'm kidding. I think he could have probably gotten away with bumping any one of those threads today but not three at once. He was looking for it.

SO, who else is bored tonight?


;)

I wanted to start a "WTF was Evolve27 permabanned?" thread, just for grins. But this is a good effort at transparency so I won't undermine this initiative just to get a cheap thrill.

You should have done it. I wanted to delete 3 or 4 of them tonight. Fully expected it.

do you have any updog?

Peace, justice and freedom is restored.

Where updog?

LMAO

when.

Nobody should give two shits about that.

Well, here it is. Knock yourself out.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...&postcount=143

I don't care about the thread I was just laughing at the idea of you thinking that staying at this place so long deserves more than an awkward when someone hears how many times guys like us have posted on a message board. You should open up a business and give long time CPers discounts for their service to our country.

You may surprised to learn that I don't really give a shit what you think about this.

Or perhaps not.

hell, I didn't even know he existed

Everyone did when Flopnuts (pre-mod) mad the comment about dying breeds and all. Everyone was all BAN THE GUY when no one had a clue who it was... then when it came out that it was Flop eveyone was all like, oh... it was Flop and he is a long standing member so lets not ban him and stuff.

/looking for the link

Speak for yourself. I didn't want the guy banned before we knew it was Flopnuts. I was jealous of how good that tag was. That was the only time in the history of CP that tags were actually funny.

I'm commenting on the overwhelming response from CP... not a personal desire to have the guy banned. CP search is failing me. :(

Just search "noswad a dying breed." It's the It's the first thread that pops up.

Who?????????

So jokes about somebody who is dying are just fine with you but don't dare make a joke about a transgender. You're such an enigma.

I remember reaper when he wasnt jenson.

There sure are some tender holes here at ChiefsPlanet.

Royalsplanet.

Police State
PoChiefs State

Peyton Manning is a dying breed.

RIP John Goodman

Phobia bans someone and people die in colorad

Jokes involving death are usually pretty hyperbolic. No one can take those jokes as serious statements. That said, I don't white knight every joke against LGBTQ persons on this board. I read the Would You? thread, and would have numerous opportunities there, but don't.

I have no idea what this means.

WTF?

I resurrected ONE thread, and it was a thread about 'methods for relieving tension' where I broke the news of Fred Willard getting busted by the popo wanking off in an LA porn theatre. I chose that thread as the most apt one for the subject matter, rather than starting a new one.

This place needs an enema.

You've been a troublemaker here from Day One, and you know it.

Actually, I'll apologize if I jumped the gun on starting the process on evolve. What happened was that I went to one thread, responded, and then saw someone mention that it was a years-old bump. Then I went to another thread, started reading, and noticed that it was a bump. Then I went into a third thread and saw that it was a years-old bump that really didn't have a relevant reason for being bumped. So it annoyed me, and when I saw a comment that indicated that it annoyed someone else I pulled out my giant infraction wand and tased the bro who was bumping.

Anxious to shove it up our asses?

Hey, it's not like he picked a bad thread.

I was talking about the hose.

This is exactly my point. Stop reporting people. Pussies.

I have power. It would be a shame to not use it.

Perhaps we should require all posts to go through some sort of mod hotline. You have information you wish to share, but what is the proper venue? New thread? Appended to existing thread? Dig up an old thread?

So confusing. . .

Better to run each and every post on CP firsthand before a mod.

BTW, as this apparatus does not presently exist, I hope and earnestly pray that this is the proper place to post this.

When did this place become such a bleeding vag? Amazing......

...

No shit. Bumping threads is bannable? And that's not the mods. That's the people talking. So sad. If you don't like someone bumping threads, just keep posting in the ones you want to be on the front page. The only thing that threads like this, or making it public, is going to do is tempt more people to "test fate" that normally would never think about it. And then the problem only gets bigger.

That happens when there are "OMG, (user) was banned?!?" threads, too, so what's your solution? Is there a perfect level of transparency?

I don't know. People seem to have progressed from making mults to bitching whenever they get back to messaging people to have them start threads for them. I'm probably partly to blame. Chiefsplanet Crew on FB has introduced several users to each other on a site besides this one, which increases the odds of them talking someone into starting a thread for them.

Personally, I say don't ban people. If someone starts bumping old threads, I say just move the threads someplace else. If no one responds to them, then delete them. I know that's a little more complicated than pressing the ban button though.

Seriously, I'm not complaining about you guys this time. :) I just can't believe that enough people have bitched about something so trivial that they've made the mods feel like there's no other choice than to ban those responsible.

And you square this with fraz's statement that my one [justifiable] bump was testing the waters for banning, . . . how?

Nobody really wants to seen as on the same side of something as Frazod.

You will be better at making impressions upon other people in this world if you don't start with this before trying to make your point.

Maybe frazod needs to read my post, too, or maybe he was just giving you shit... but, either way, his interpretation of the rule or reasons for posting that has nothing to do with the how the rules are actually being enforced. And even if there was evidence that you were testing the waters, bumping one thread isn't going to get you banned.

Well, this sort of puts the lie to the notion that it's only the real troublemakers that are going to have to deal with this, and also to the idea that it's only in really extreme situations.

Actually thankfully we have mods that institute some sort of control... Otherwise this place would fall apart. Just the way it is...

Immaturity rules so many lifes around here. Its truly sad.

That creates unnecessary work... I've deleted posts in the past when someone bumps a thread or two, in order to send it back into oblivion, but we aren't going to sit here and babysit someone who is bumping old threads. If it's a matter of bumping a thread like "last post wins," then sure, we can just lock it or move it to another forum... but, the bans aren't for single thread bumps.

If someone has already bumped 3 or 4 threads, you think we should sit here and deal with each thread until they decide to stop? It doesn't annoy me as much as it does others, since there are plenty of other threads I never click on, but I also don't want to log in and see 10 old threads that were bumped for the LOLs, or deal with taking each one off the front page.

And if someone is begging to be banned, we try to accommodate... we're very reasonable in that way.

It has happened...often in fact when one user can reshape the whole front page of this board with complete bullshit. Just on a few posts.

Thanks professor Zach. I'll keep that in mind. Thank you for taking your precious time to point it out. :rolleyes:

You forgot to tell me you don't know what you are talking about before you made this post.

Duh. This is me. People already know I don't know what I'm talking about.

Dammit woman, get some damn confidence and stop saying negative shit about yourself. :banghead:

I only give the people what they want. This is what Zach expects. I don't want to disappoint him.