TAY-TAY AND TRAVIS ARE DATING
 

MAKE. BABIES. WIN. TROPHIES.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">EXCLUSIVE: Nearly two months after Travis Kelce tried to give Taylor Swift his number, a source tells The Messenger that the duo has indeed linked up <a href="https://t.co/uQOUsu4Ghe">https://t.co/uQOUsu4Ghe</a></p>&mdash; The Messenger (@TheMessenger) <a href="https://twitter.com/TheMessenger/status/1701609116115087465?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 12, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Fight for your right to palimony

Can you imagine the absolute lethal genetics at work here.

Tay-Tay is what, 5-11?

Make a HUGE tight end that can sing.

Don't worry Trav, she totally isn't going to write any songs about you after she breaks it off!

Gracie is so distressed she was seen throwing up in the bathroom at a high end restaurant last night

No worries. She does that anyways.

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"He Made My Tight End Loose"

This was gonna be my next post.

She's definitely gonna dump him and write a song about it.

I wonder if Travie made her cum?

Just hope she stays away during the postseason. We don't need her taking Travis' legs.

That's cool, just keep the Swifties out of Chiefs Kingdom please!

And I bet he totally doesn't go on the podcast and make reference to the zero bj's she gives in retribution to the song!



*deep cut Taylor Swift joke

Where the **** is Twisted. He needs to weigh in on this.

Can't wait for her next single.... NOT. I'm sure it'll be as grand as the last 20-30 I haven't heard.

Hell nah, come on in Swifties!

That's a ****in' MEGA fan base. The power of the Kingdom and the Swifties combined? We'd rule the internet.

This must be why she turned down the Super Bowl halftime show. Now she gets to just chill and root for her man.

tay tay better be banging that drum before she bangs travis after the afccg part six

This gonna be T-swift when her and Travis go on stage raising our next SB Trophy

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You would think he is smarter than that. She is a narcissistic head case.

Bang her, have fun, then dump. You will also get a song out of it and laughs.

You mad.

Have fun!

Chiefs are really turning into the 90s Bulls lol

Rodman turned Carmen inside out back in the day.

Still would.

https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.mdGki1...pr=1.3&pid=1.7

Hope the 'Left Eye' curse isn't real and his house gets burned down and she drives off a cliff

im googling now and scottie pippen banged the hell out of madonna

pippen's dong was legendary and she used to have a limo waiting for him when the bulls went to LA

ROFL at TAY-TAY

After Kelce is done there will be nothing left of her.

That was Swift.

Chris Jones needs to pay attention, if you wanna make a bigger payday ,this is how it's done

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You guys realize he’s engaged and having a baby with Nicole?

Oh, Jones will make something bigger.

it's wild

jordan was jealous of pippen because he wanted to bang madonna

competitive prick

It all started at a charity event. Travis had put away several Coors Lights, Taylor still upset over her recent break up continuing her week long cocaine binge.

They made eye contact at first & Tay Tay playfully played with Travies chest hair while he was making a stupid joke about his time on SNL. After realizing this was more than just casual flirting, Travis asked another party goer (Gus Ferrotte) if he had any condoms. Gus did not but this didn't stop Travis from banging out Taylor.


Let's just say Travis lasted longer than the :13 it took to beat Buffalo.

“13 seconds was enough to break Buffalo in half”

Be sure to let us know how the Golden Bachelor turns out

No he's not. He dropped that obvious woman like a bad habit a few years ago

Posted this in the jag thread, glad it got its own post. I was too lazy to make one.

Is that why he tried to give Taylor his number while she was in town?

yeah, well.....Jordan played the long game with his son's recent triumphs

I'm happy if Travis is happy.

I must admit that I enjoy the fame and fortune that is the Kansas City Chiefs right now.

That's not all he tried to give her.

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feixins

Some guys just want the hard to get woman. Good for him.

They are just enjoying the moment of the pump and dump. He will be number 3 deep inside that this year that we know of.

Can she speed up the recovery of his knee?

She's just going to tell him to "shake it off" ;)

Who gives a ****, just get back on the field. (OnTheWarpath15's Version)

Get in and get out. You're gonna have a song written about you regardless.

Omg this is so awesome

How much more publicity can we get?

Taylor Swift now as a Chiefs fan??

Probably still new after the first few inches, she’s never really been with any real men before.

I'm old, but what exactly does "linked up" mean?

Ph # for texting?
email?
DM?
I'm sure Travis has high hopes for putting his D in her V.

I think it means she is now a connection on LinkedIn.

She is making a million dollars a day this year.

Get that bag Trav

Travis pipes her good one time and she just might buy him a jet

Oh cool. I thought it was another ghetto skank. I approve.

Too late, bitch.

And I don't know, guys. I obviously love Travis but I think he's too much of a player for Tay-Tay. She's fragile. And ultimately, she'll cut the cord quickly and probably end up breaking his heart.

HAHAHA

There he is.

Imagine the party on that plane as he and Mahomes and their party fly to Tahoe for the American Century golf tournament every year.

They make an odd couple.

Do u think his cock is veiny?

You should DM Taylor and ask!

She definitely will, once he gets past the used part.

She might write a song about the Chiefs, but Queen would sue her for the title, "We are the Champions".

Travis is hoping he gets a song about himself. I don’t know why else you’d pursue that loon.

I bet Swift has a bigger posse to show off then Travis.

Two months in and I bet her legs are closed like a well oiled bear trap.

She’s cute but doesn’t give off any sexy vibes. When Trav finds out she lays like a dead fish, he’ll split.

Fake news.

She only dates white guys.

It's funny. I know Swift is a major big deal, has legions of rabid fans, and has made more money than God. But I couldn't name a single one of her songs, and while I must have heard one at some point, I certainly didn't know it at the time. She is cute, though, if you go in for that bony blonde look, which I don't.

Yes, I'm old. Get off my lawn.

If this is true, I just hope it doesn't cause any distractions/problems for the team.

Isn't everyone's?

You never know though until you get them alone and comfortable. Those kind of assumptions don't always work. She was with John Mayer for a while and that guy is supposedly a freak.

Her fan base is a loony tune crew of women. They are borderline crazy I'm sure. Chiefs fan base could grow crazy huge with her.

At some point I need to sit down and listen to four or five of her songs in a row. The young people seem to dig them, so there must be something there.

A few years ago I listened to two of her songs back to back as an experiment. I thought I'd accidentally played the first song twice, but then realized that the two songs sounded exactly the same to me. They weren't bad, but they weren't memorable or unique to me in any way. Maybe I'm spoiled by growing up with Boston and Kansas and Fogelberg in the greatest music era ever.

If 13 is her lucky number. Travis can get her hot several times before it wears off. I assume it wears off :whackit:

Hell yeah, brother. We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children!

I was briefly tempted to listen to one of her songs on YouTube, but I don't want to risk getting it stuck in my head.

And you and I are clearly about the same age. :D

Kelce's fan base is a loony tune crew of camaro-driving, fat, bald guys with goatees.