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eDave 09-16-2019 01:47 PM

***MNF: Browns @ Jets GDT***
 
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pugsnotdrugs19 09-16-2019 01:48 PM

Browns should win handily.

Something tells me they won’t (but they will win).

Why Not? 09-16-2019 01:49 PM

Pretty big game for the Browns here. If they lose and go to 0-2 with a loss to Trevor Simian, they can go back in the irrelevant joke bin for at least another year.

CasselGotPeedOn 09-16-2019 01:49 PM

I was looking forward to this one before Darnold got mono

Bump 09-16-2019 02:08 PM

I hope the Jets win.

Halfcan 09-16-2019 02:11 PM

Rooting for the Jets in this one. It would be nice to see the Browns go 0-2 with a lot of interceptions thrown.

TribalElder 09-16-2019 02:12 PM

Scrolling Marquee for the win!

keg in kc 09-16-2019 02:13 PM

Hopefully it's somehow, miraculously, better than last night's game. I fell asleep after 3 quarters and missed all the best stuff.

Tonka83 09-16-2019 02:45 PM

If it's brown flush it down.

Rooting for the Jets in this one. All the pre-season Browns hype was annoying.

DRM08 09-16-2019 03:07 PM

Will enjoy the meltdown in Cleveland and national media if the Jets win. LMAO

Ubeja Vontell 09-16-2019 03:23 PM

I don't like seeing young/unproven players doing a lot of TV commercials, that should be for those who have actually accomplished something and warrant that kind of respect. We see Mayfield in how many spots?

I'd love to see the Jets win and with Darnold in there, maybe, without him....nay!

Beef Supreme 09-16-2019 03:29 PM

Well, Simian is a better QB than Darnold, so the Jets have that going for them.

srvy 09-16-2019 04:21 PM

LMAO

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Easy 6 09-16-2019 04:33 PM

I’ve had the Jets circled for a week now and really need to win this to avoid 8-8 in my weekly pick’ ems... but I’m just not sure I wanna count on Trevor Siemian

Soooooo torn...

Halfcan 09-16-2019 04:38 PM

Baker has gone from the next Mahomes to the next Manziel.

cripple creek 09-16-2019 04:40 PM

my fantasy team needs siemian to suck tonight to offset the 13 +/- points mccoys hold on what would have been mecole's 2nd touchdown cost me

Megatron96 09-16-2019 04:40 PM

Darnold is out with kissing disease.

Jets have several starters not suiting up to play on their OL. Ditto their receiving corps, as well as several players on their defense.

Vegas thinks it's going to be a blow out in favor of the Browns.

I haven't watched the Jets play a single snap this season. However, I think Vegas knows what's up in this game, and I predict the Browns roll in this one, 33-20.

Note: Bear in mind that I thought that the Panthers would crush the Bucs.

RollChiefsRoll 09-16-2019 06:11 PM

That story about Chris Smith’s wife being killed by a drunk driver is simultaneously heartbreaking and infuriating. People who get DUIs in this day and age of Uber/Lyft should be ****ing sterilized.

Frazod 09-16-2019 06:12 PM

Gotta admit, I'm curious to see Cleveland in action.

Megatron96 09-16-2019 06:15 PM

Biggest problem for the Browns, as I see it (excluding the whole lack of discipline thing), is their OL play. They were badly exposed against the Titans, which led directly to the rout. Jets don't have a DL like the Titans, but they are sure to try to exploit the same problems the Browns have on that line.

Naptown Chief 09-16-2019 06:18 PM

SHUT THE **** UP BOOGER

Naptown Chief 09-16-2019 06:19 PM

How was he so open?

Frazod 09-16-2019 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Naptown Chief (Post 14453513)
SHUT THE **** UP BOOGER

Good luck with that. Dude makes my wife seem like a mute.

Naptown Chief 09-16-2019 06:20 PM

Your scrolling text is awesome Dave ROFL

Megatron96 09-16-2019 06:21 PM

Baker's fine. Back to his normal accurate self.

Frazod 09-16-2019 06:21 PM

Goddamn, that was a great catch.

Naptown Chief 09-16-2019 06:21 PM

Jesus, that catch

Megatron96 09-16-2019 06:21 PM

Welcome back, OBJ. What a catch.

Rain Man 09-16-2019 06:22 PM

Like others, I kind of want to see the Jets win given the Browns hype recently. But the downside is that if the Browns don't win their division, then the Steelers, Ravens, or Bengals will. The Browns are the least objectionable team on that list, even with their cast of superegos.

I'd also like to root for the Jets in the AFC East, but if they happened to come close to the division race, the Patriots will tamper with their roster and steal their players. Because the Patriots cheat and are terrible.

ThaVirus 09-16-2019 06:22 PM

Ok, that catch was insane.

Naptown Chief 09-16-2019 06:23 PM

Nice stop

Rain Man 09-16-2019 06:25 PM

It's boring watching subpar quarterbacks now. I always look and say, "Patrick Mahomes II would have completed that."

RollChiefsRoll 09-16-2019 06:25 PM

Why is there so much weird helmet shit this year?

Frazod 09-16-2019 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RollChiefsRoll (Post 14453537)
Why is there so much weird helmet shit this year?

I don't know, but that was really weird.

pugsnotdrugs19 09-16-2019 06:27 PM

Can’t focus on this game.

Waiting anxiously for trade news.

St. Patty's Fire 09-16-2019 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pugsnotdrugs19 (Post 14453543)
Can’t focus on this game.

Waiting anxiously for trade news.

Ya me too man.

I think we add someone before the next game.

ping2000 09-16-2019 06:29 PM

Great prediction booger.

Frazod 09-16-2019 06:29 PM

Sure would be funny if Siemian led them to victory tonight. Another twisting knife in the Donx gut.

Deberg_1990 09-16-2019 06:29 PM

I always thought Trevor’s Semon was better than he was given credit for.

TinyEvel 09-16-2019 06:30 PM

I came here just to say how sorry I feel for Simian. That first set. OMG.

ping2000 09-16-2019 06:30 PM

Jets helmets look cool. That's about the only nice thing I can say at this time.

Rain Man 09-16-2019 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deberg_1990 (Post 14453549)
I always thought Trevor’s Semon was better than he was given credit for.

Early in his career, he was stunted by bad coaching and a terrible GM.

MahiMike 09-16-2019 06:31 PM

Jets are gonna shock the world! Browns will implode...

...or not. I dunno. Are the Chiefs playing? No? Then who cares. Football without Mahomes is like Pizza without cheese.

Naptown Chief 09-16-2019 06:34 PM

Dayuum

Naptown Chief 09-16-2019 06:34 PM

Man, lucky not to break his neck..

Frazod 09-16-2019 06:35 PM

That had to hurt.

bdj23 09-16-2019 06:36 PM

BIG MEECH

Naptown Chief 09-16-2019 06:36 PM

Ok..

Clyde Frog 09-16-2019 06:36 PM

The new Jets unis look so damn good.

MAHOMO 4 LIFE! 09-16-2019 06:37 PM

How is that a penalty

Frazod 09-16-2019 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ping2000 (Post 14453553)
Jets helmets look cool. That's about the only nice thing I can say at this time.

Love their entire uniforms. Green and black scheme is badass.

ping2000 09-16-2019 06:37 PM

I know its tradition, but the Browns uniforms suck. I guess there aren't a lot of options.

bdj23 09-16-2019 06:38 PM

Old stonehands has two catches so far

Marcellus 09-16-2019 06:39 PM

Mayfield is sooooooo overrated.

Rain Man 09-16-2019 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ping2000 (Post 14453581)
I know its tradition, but the Browns uniforms suck. I guess there aren't a lot of options.

Those matte helmets are unattractive. I don't get the matte trend.

Megatron96 09-16-2019 06:39 PM

Damn, Baker, that was a complete miss. OBJ was too wide open I guess.

Marcellus 09-16-2019 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Megatron96 (Post 14453592)
Damn, Baker, that was a complete miss. OBJ was too wide open I guess.

Mahomes misses that throw about 2% of the time.

Rain Man 09-16-2019 06:41 PM

That was an engagingly odd Lego commercial. I don't need to see it again, but it was interesting.

ping2000 09-16-2019 06:42 PM

I would love to see a Chiefs helmet in deep red metallic. It would be badass.

chiefzilla1501 09-16-2019 06:45 PM

Anyone remember a time when parity was this bad? There are too many teams that are just flat out terrible right now.

Megatron96 09-16-2019 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marcellus (Post 14453595)
Mahomes misses that throw about 2% of the time.

Haha, actually this year he's missed three or four similar type passes already. But in Mahomes' defense, he's also either been trying the no-look thing or throwing from some crazy platform, which significantly increases the level of difficulty.

Why Not? 09-16-2019 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chiefzilla1501 (Post 14453606)
Anyone remember a time when parity was this bad? There are too many teams that are just flat out terrible right now.

I know what you’re saying but these two particular teams have sucked forever

RollChiefsRoll 09-16-2019 06:50 PM

Incompletrius!

Marcellus 09-16-2019 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Megatron96 (Post 14453610)
Haha, actually this year he's missed three or four similar type passes already. But in Mahomes' defense, he's also either been trying the no-look thing or throwing from some crazy platform, which significantly increases the level of difficulty.

I wasn't being totally serious but the thing is he is going to make that throw or another so consistently you don't worry about a few misses.

Baker appears to be a QB who makes a few really good plays a lot of mediocre ones and misses too many routine ones. You can live with routine misses on occasion when you get insane throws about 50% of the time. Not so much when you don't deliver enough great plays.

chiefzilla1501 09-16-2019 06:51 PM

Baker has the happy feet

ping2000 09-16-2019 06:52 PM

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FlorentinePogen 09-16-2019 06:55 PM

the always effective wide receiver screen with no blockers in front

carcosa 09-16-2019 06:56 PM

These teams are pee pee and poo poo

pugsnotdrugs19 09-16-2019 06:56 PM

Browns just don’t look like a contender at all.

Megatron96 09-16-2019 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marcellus (Post 14453621)
I wasn't being totally serious but the thing is he is going to make that throw or another so consistently you don't worry about a few misses.

Baker appears to be a QB who makes a few really good plays a lot of mediocre ones and misses too many routine ones. You can live with routine misses on occasion when you get insane throws about 50% of the time. Not so much when you don't deliver enough great plays.

Baker's going to be fine; just needs to settle into the game.

Baker was the king of completion percentage in college at 71% his last two years at OU. Almost 10 percentage points above any of the other QBs in his draft class. But he was playing behind the best OL in college then. Now he's playing behind statistically the worst OL. He'll be fine given some time.

Clyde Frog 09-16-2019 06:58 PM

***MNF: Browns @ Jets GDT***
 
Watching this shit show :
1) Gives me Chiefs PTSD from decades of absolute shit QB play.
2) Makes me appreciate having Patrick as our QB even more than I already do.


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ping2000 09-16-2019 06:59 PM

Dear Mr. And Mrs. Mahomes,

Thank you for having sex and producing Patrick.

Love,
Chief fans

RollChiefsRoll 09-16-2019 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ping2000 (Post 14453601)
I would love to see a Chiefs helmet in deep red metallic. It would be badass.

https://i.giphy.com/media/VcWnY3R6YWVtC/giphy.gif

comochiefsfan 09-16-2019 07:02 PM

Thank god the Patriots have to play this Jets team twice. They needed a challenge.

Shiver Me Timbers 09-16-2019 07:02 PM

What a shit show

ping2000 09-16-2019 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RollChiefsRoll (Post 14453651)

So I take it you prefer the swingline stapler color? It would be cool for a one off special uni.

treeguy27 09-16-2019 07:03 PM

The Jets are terrible. Damn Pats are the luckiest team ever playing in that horrible division.

comochiefsfan 09-16-2019 07:03 PM

Mahomes would have thrown a 50 yard bomb for a first down there.

Kman34 09-16-2019 07:03 PM

The Jets are pathetic... This is almost unwatchable...

TribalElder 09-16-2019 07:04 PM

This game is distilled aids 200 proof


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