Oral Sex Frequency
So I've seen many of you guys bitch about not getting blow jobs frequently.
How often do you get them? Or in katipan's/luv's/billay's case, how often do you give them? Oral is part of foreplay for my wife and I so I get head just about every time before we ****. U jelly? |
Haven't got one since 2013. Before that I got a partial blowie twice in 2012. Before that a handful of times in 2010.
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Because Discuss Thrower |
Whenever I want. Why do you think I got married?
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Where's the grape gatorade option?
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Often enough to make whatever guy I'm doing it to forget that I must have done it a bunch of other times too.
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Well, the wife has been sick for a week so, that creates some noise in the dataset.
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Did you ruin it by being a morose weirdo? |
Where is the "not interested, let's get down to business" option?
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If your wife/gf/significant other isn't giving up the oral sex then you ****ed up. |
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it's been so long that if it happened now, i'd probably call the police and tell them I'm being attacked.
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That's the thing with Tinder et al as dude. You're competing against a ton of other dudes for attention, and if there's really nothing to differentiate yourself from the others then you're toast. At the end of the day it was just nice to message someone for a bit. |
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I'll take sex over a BJ any day. |
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Seriously though, I assume sex and oral and all that is pretty much a non issue for guys under 40. We liberated those bitches. From thongs to twerking. Our hard work has paid off. If not, you really did **** up.
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Anytime I want. Learn how to barter.
I can get a BJ in the car, while watching football, whenever I want. C'mon, baby. Let's make a deal. Usually only costs me a 15 min message. |
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Yes, the increased ease of access to porn has helped tremendously. |
Blow jobs are foreplay. I love my wife enough to not blow in her mouth...often...
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You're telling me you send girls a Rico post and you can get insta-fellatio? |
On a side note, the GF before this one never spilled or spit a drop.
You'd think that shit had Tussin' in it. |
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One minute of penis sucking before sex is not a blowjob.
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Yes, all aggie fans are animal ****ers. |
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She's got to get hers first, and that takes a while. But she knows how to hit my release valve in about 3 min. With a 3 yr old in the house it's quicker and easier just to get me off when I need it, and then I always end up giving her hers during that rico post. I'm really ****ing loving the way things are now. She's pretty hot, so I can really need some relief at any given moment. We have been together for 5 years, and went through a really dry period after the kid....it was not easy for me. Now it's like twice a week or more. I can definitely live with that. |
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Everyone knows the ring goes on the blowies stop.
Kids let this be a lesson for you. Avoid the ring as long as possible. Or stash Ho money. |
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Gents,
If your woman won't go down you might need to clean up the area. If that fails, shame her into it. "Really? Wow. Every girl I've ever been with does this." |
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"honey...15 pieces of flare is the minimum. You do want to do more than the minimum, don't you"? |
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I am in the camp that Oral is part of a healthy sexual relationship. That being said, I am healthy |
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A ladygarden is a lush patch of land, but a mouth, a mouth has . . . dexterity. Vagslappin' is like a good roller coaster, throw your hands in the air and ride like your hair's on fire. But a BJ with a modicum of expertise. Often is the time I black out, and wake up later like I'd hibernated all winter with a sammich and beer on the night table. Bitch could've robbed me blind in the mean time. BJ's turn me into a fainting goat. <iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/xsAgNl1p974" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> |
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LMAO
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If you guys sucked a little more dick you'd know that you all like it differently.
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I created a poll about this with my original account. In that thread we learned that Guru does not like blow jobs and he doesn't understand why anybody would make their wife do that.
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oral sex is overrated imo
never really ask for it or whatever, it rarely occurs |
Whenever I can pin her down.
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I try not to give it to guys that often.
Wait... that wasn't in the poll? nm |
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never get married problem solved.
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Check your PM's. |
I could get it more often than I do but my girlfriend is so terrible at it I usually stop her about 5 minutes in anyway.
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Real gentlemen don't talk about this kind of thing.
Right Clay? |
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My wife used to be terrible at it too. |
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Post it, Eeyore. |
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