My Ode to Chiefsplanet
Inspired by this thread;
http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=205898 Set to the tune of "We didn't start the fire" Repost-Eat a Dick Who cares if UP wants tits? Mr. Fax has gone away Claythan and Hootie are gay First one in with antifreeze We should've drafted Drew Brees Tyler Thigpen yes he can! Not another True Fan Pile on-****in n00b On the Mane his name is boob Naked pics of Goldie Hawn Get the **** off Skip Towne's lawn TinyE's weight loss thread Did you hear John Goodman's dead? Endelt's banging Katipan GoChiefs is still stuck with his hand We didn’t approve your draftboard We’ll pile on, we’re mean We are the gang of sixteen We didn’t approve your draftboard Now you’ll throw a fit But your and idiot Rainman's polls-Daface the mod Dane still thinks that he is God Whitlock's fat-Let's keep Gun Athan sucks-The deal is done Hootie stares at all the dicks This thread is worthless without pics Repost, This, and many more Kirstie Tynes is such a whore Drafturbators-True Fans Marlboro Chief no IP ban midnight vulture-epic fail Mr. Blonde is now in jail Gaz is gone-The Madden Curse Chiefsplanet has lost it's burst Carl's out-Pioli hired Don't like that? Die in a fire! We didn’t approve your draftboard We’ll pile on, we’re mean We are the gang of sixteen We didn’t approve your draftboard Now you’ll throw a fit But your and idiot Name changes by the Mods Fatties trying to change their bods Rainbow Bridge-Where’s my dog? Hog Farmer jacks off hogs Chitown busted in the salon Tony G. is good as gone Denver Chief loves the dong So much for this stupid song We didn’t approve your draftboard We’ll pile on, we’re mean We are the gang of sixteen We didn’t approve your draftboard Now you’ll throw a fit But your and idiot but your and idiot but your and idiot but your and idiot |
An Ode to D.C. could be absolutely incendiary. Example:
Kotter's false equivocation jAZ' lib-thread masturbation Donger and his sophistry? Walk into an AIDS tree! |
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No mention of me, I feel slighted.
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Yeah where is Kyle DeLexus the future 2009 n00b of the Year?
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Only hurts more 'cause I'm not a total douchebag... |
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high life!
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And it's "You're" you ****ing Short armed cave dreaming monkey in a tree... |
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Touche..
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You happy with the idea of a trade down yet? |
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dude I am so drunk right now...ahhaha
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rep for the kirstie tynes blast
if you do a google image search for her name, the third, sixth, and seventh links to appear are to chiefsplanet....lmao |
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You do that when you're sober. |
There's no chorus, and no bridge. You need a chorus and a bridge. That's all verses.
I give you an "I" (for incomplete) until the chorus/bridge are put in. |
That was ****ing awesome!
LMFAO |
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Don't blame us for the fury over Aaron Curry. We didn't write that draftboard. True Fans love the pick they made; bust out the grape Gatorade. :shrug: |
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I feel as if Claythan and I got the butt end of this ChiefsPlanet ode!
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I know, it's hilarious.
But it's drafturbator! |
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I read it last night in between my drunken stooper/drunk phone calls/facebook idiocy and thought it was hilarious.
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And it needs more cowbell. |
I have your chorus
We didn't start the rep war Hooock!you an me be frens ok but damn sometimes your posts are ghey we didn't start the rep war What is an H-back? you post like you Been smokin crack |
I'd like to see Demonpenz perform this.
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Dumbass!! cock-biting-Prick!
Your idea-for-draft-is-Dumb-as-shit QUA-TERBACKS don't-need-no-more Kirsty-tynes-was-not-a-whore! Oh-Hai-Guys We-had-a-kid Look at what my peepee did! Congratulations, post a pic Include your wife at your own risk the kid is nice, nothing-wrong-with-that it-looks-like-Phobia-made-your-wife-get-fat. Chorus(All together NOW) We didn't start the rep war Hooock!you an me be frens ok but damn sometimes your posts are ghey we didn't start the rep war What is an H-back? you post like you Been smokin crack I agree *this* n *that* I'll kill 'wanian with a whiffle bat! gochiefs-a-virgin-III is not mecca decides what porn-is-hawt Your-a-prick-you're-a-liar kill-yourself-INSIDE-A-FIRE!!! HEY-you-douche-is-that-all-you-got?! Like-Redrum's mom-you-have-the-cooter-rot That-chic-is-hot-I'd-Pay-Lots-Of-Dough California wouldn't let her work the donkey show. Buddy-Holly-is- my fav'rit Weezer song If you got a chic you'd just Eff her wrong I have a date...meet her at lunch Ask Dane's advice he's slayed a bunch We didn't start the rep war Hooock!you an me be frens ok but damn sometimes your posts are ghey we didn't start the rep war What is an H-back? you post like you Been smokin crack Fart jokes.poop-threads. another drunken reply from Smed Getting-Hitched-to-my-new-squeeze MARTY SHOOK WAS SUCH A SLEEZE To-You-She's-Hot-To-Me-A-Slut- You-all-would-pay-to-pee-in-her-Butt! Rhonda Moss was ubber-fine Whitlock-steals-another-line Anti-freeze-THROW-A-FIT GROW A Mullet-your-AND-IDIOT!!! We didn't start the rep war Hooock!you an me be frens ok but damn sometimes your posts are ghey we didn't start the rep war What is an H-back? you post like you Been smokin crack |
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Have a technical question for the mods involving Chiefsplanet itself. I use vbulletin's software to run a forum as well. We deal with about the same amount of traffic that this site gets daily. We were on a Yahoo Small Business hosting environment however Yahoo is horribly slow. We need to find a new web host pretty quick, and I was curious what Chiefsplanet uses since everything seems to run smoothly over here.
Thanks in advance for the help, didn't want to start a new thread just for this so hopefully somebody sees it. |
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Okay. Chorus added. I'll figure out a bridge when I get home.
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The part in We didn't start the fire where it's like "JFK BLOWN AWAY WHAT ELSE DO I HAVE TO SAY" Should be "Frazod's Fridg-a-day BLOWN AWAY Overhead smokes a Jay"
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hahaha!! i love this place
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We didn't start the Planet
it's been churnin Left the Star a burnin We didn't start the Planet That was Kyle by a country mile and now it goes on and on and on and on |
damn.....I wish I had talent.
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You forgot the "IT SUCKS ROYAL DICK!!!!........OHHH 100% CRAP" part.
"DEISEL GAS SUCKS MY ASS!!!!" Anyone whos heard the PoS Car song by Adam Sandler knows what Im talking about |
That was beyond awesome. Required reading.
REP!:thumb: |
Bump from the attention whore. :D
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This thread rocks.
Rep to Flop, and Iowanian both... |
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Yeah. And due to the terms of the trade I can't even wish the guy good luck. We need the higher draft pick. |
I'm disappointed my ode didn't make the hall. :deevee:
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Stop it. :$2500: |
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