Sex Topic : What do u ask the girl when u want to have sex ?
Ok fellows a little help here see theres this girl coming over on monday night, i like her and she likes me.
As i am ashame to say that i am still a virgin but im asking all you fellows that have experienced this what do u tell the girl when u want to have sex with her ? How do u approach her about it ? What do u say to her about it ? Any help would be useful. Thanks guys. |
This ought to be rich.
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Not expecting your dad to come online tonight, eh?.. :)
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ROFL funny stuff. The convo should go like this
"Hello" "Hi" "Wanna do it?" "Sure" Trust me works EVERYTIME. |
When I was single, I usually broached the question by asking, "How much?"
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naw he be on but im wanting a few pointers from guys that have been down this road before, what do u do ?
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Ask? :hmmm:
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Well to me approaching her and seeing want to do it i feel like would get me a slap in a face.
What are some pointers some things i can do to make her wanna do with me ? |
I'm too mesmerized by David's sigline to respond to the question. :drool:
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About the time you're munchin' the rug, and she's moaning loudly....
that's always a good time. Usually a positive response too.... :thumb: |
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I don't know where you would have gotten that idea from..... |
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First, you say, "Will You Marry Me"
After she says "yes" and "I Do", then you can beg like most men do. |
Oh dear lord. :LOL:
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your place or hers...
kiss her when you first see her as a welcome kiss..if she does not pull away you are good to go later on.. later on if 'welcome kiss worked' music/laughter/ then kiss her agian..if she wants it will follow its course... or endelt it..leave the bitch at home and go porking as i am told... |
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This idea ought to go over well with many of the members. |
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I don't need to ask. I just knock them out.
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ok, i'm better now.
here's the thing dude. my experience (while not as great as ENDelt's, I'm still flying free off my frequent flyer miles) is that you don't ask in these situations. if it happens it happens. just start out with a little making out and let the rest take care of itself. if you come (pun intended) right out after it, especially a youngin, you most likely turn her off, unless she's a nympho, which is like striking oil when digging in a garden. |
Well roy tell her if she would like to ride the snake lol j/k
Tell her do you want to do it. If she say yes take it slow and just ask her if she want to do something. Let her control the sex you just go along for the ride. |
What? Nobody has mentioned the obvious? Ask Slayer.
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Not after she tells you "Aunt Flo is visiting"....definitely NOT then, though.....
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Thank God! He finally changed it! |
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Take heed. :thumb: Nut, you forgot the "Kavaseay" |
"If you have sex with me, I'll untie you," generally works, but it's also more of a short-term strategy.
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Have you tried the "classic"? Wanna fuck?
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By the way a guy asked me to ask yall if u know where the g-sport is and i dont even have a clue what the g-sport is.
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DOH, i meant g-spot ...
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Plus roy remember use protection and make sure she have birth control pills.
After the sex part you make her breakfest or lunch depending on what time you wake up |
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The old fashioned....
"Hi, nice shoes. Wanna fuck?" |
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I knew this thread had potential as comedy gold.
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If you push gently three or four times.....you'll know whether you are close; gently massage, in circular motions....clockwise and counter-clockwise, with interruptions to apply direct pressure. Within a few minutes, you will be rewarded with a puppy....that will follow you around for at least a few weeks. :thumb: |
so does anybody here have any real pointers of course i am gonna use protection and make sure that shes on birth control.
but is there anything i should really know about that would make her want sex or is there anything i could do that woud make feel good about having sex with me. as yall know yes i am still a virgin but see i really like this girl and this girl really likes me and i need to know what to do if u can tell that she is getting hot. keep bringing the pointers plz, thanks. |
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If she says no, you say...."then, I guess, a blowjob is out of the question?" Usually she'll rape you right there. |
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Yeah get a hold of them they are da shit when it comes to that subject. |
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47 was real....but that's probably after..... In all seriousness, you start dating a girl.....you start hangin' out, and eventually nature just takes it's course usually; DON'T be timid about it, but don't be a smuck either....if she kisses back, try second base; if she gives you second, try stealin' third; if you make it to third, and she's still in a good mood and respondin'.....why stop there? It's not rocket science Roy.... Good luck; please report your progress to us back here..... :thumb: |
Ask her if she wants a fish sandwich.
Then do it in the butt. (if you haven't seen the movie Ladies Man then this will make zero sense) |
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Always eat her pussy out first before you have sex.
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Especially when you "blow" ya wad no less than 10 seconds, then you may be forced to do that. ROFL |
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I agree, a womens perspective would be a great help to you royr17. Also you will always remember your first, no matter how many you score with. |
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OMG ! :rolleyes: Damn, Friday night entertainment !
I haven't began to read the responses yet, matter of fact, I'm not sure if I want too ! Alright, BRB, gotta start from the beginning. :shake: |
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This should be good... |
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I can see the headline, "Local Lovebirds break into Kaufman Stadium." ROFL Maybe we should tell him it's a metaphor....okay, Roy, listen up: 1st base: Kissing and caressing 2nd base: Inside the bra 3rd base: Inside the pants "Home": Inside the box....er, "target" shall we say.... Hope this helps; if you need further assistance, ask your dad for his copy of Meatloaf's "Bat Out of Hell"....and cue, "Paradise By the DashBoard Lights." :thumb: |
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Jim to Lady Friend...."May I insert my penis into your vagina?" Lady Friend to Jim..."Why of course; I'm glad you asked. I never would have guessed it from that rock hard bulge you've been pokin me in the stomach with for the past 45 minutes." JK, Jim.... ;) |
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You can't expect all serious answers on an open forum, do you? |
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Shhhhhhhhhh!!!! STFU |
Dad is right about one thing Friday Night Comedy in this thread, lol.
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Like hes the voice of maturity for the planet, i don't think so. |
OK Planeteers, I'm to shocked beyond belief to give a rational response.I may need sometime to recover from the disbelief and sharp pain in my gut from laughing at this . :shake:
Honey, I have a headache, bring the tylenol ! :banghead: |
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....I mean, I was just jokin' with your boy here, and all.....hope you don't wanna open up a can of "whoop azz" on me, or anything. You know? Friends? Chum? Buddy? :( :p |
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BINGO!! |
This thread needs PICs..... :hmmm:
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I think we'll waive the 30 day waiting period and send this one straight to the Classics forum.
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Nope, just 6'4" and 280 # ........ OK III, let me tell ya bout the birds and the bee's .... I think we have touched on this before............. Awh Crap, you and Amy was off to a good start in tha backseat of the car during daylight hours 2 years ago. Do that again but don't stop, I know you had to cause I told you too, this time I won't be around. Like the song says, One thing leads to another............ Don't do the Paradise by the dashboard lights, she didn't put out ! Some of the responses here are....... well, let's just say come talk to me 1st before you try some of them....... ROFL |
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dude my advice was SOLID
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You're from Kentucky and your sisters haven't hooked you up yet?
I'd start there. |
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