TAY-TAY AND TRAVIS ARE DATING
MAKE. BABIES. WIN. TROPHIES.
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">EXCLUSIVE: Nearly two months after Travis Kelce tried to give Taylor Swift his number, a source tells The Messenger that the duo has indeed linked up <a href="https://t.co/uQOUsu4Ghe">https://t.co/uQOUsu4Ghe</a></p>— The Messenger (@TheMessenger) <a href="https://twitter.com/TheMessenger/status/1701609116115087465?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 12, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script> Quote:
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Fight for your right to palimony
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Can you imagine the absolute lethal genetics at work here.
Tay-Tay is what, 5-11? Make a HUGE tight end that can sing. |
Don't worry Trav, she totally isn't going to write any songs about you after she breaks it off!
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Gracie is so distressed she was seen throwing up in the bathroom at a high end restaurant last night
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She's definitely gonna dump him and write a song about it. |
I wonder if Travie made her cum?
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Just hope she stays away during the postseason. We don't need her taking Travis' legs.
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That's cool, just keep the Swifties out of Chiefs Kingdom please!
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*deep cut Taylor Swift joke |
Where the **** is Twisted. He needs to weigh in on this.
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Can't wait for her next single.... NOT. I'm sure it'll be as grand as the last 20-30 I haven't heard.
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That's a ****in' MEGA fan base. The power of the Kingdom and the Swifties combined? We'd rule the internet. |
This must be why she turned down the Super Bowl halftime show. Now she gets to just chill and root for her man.
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You would think he is smarter than that. She is a narcissistic head case.
Bang her, have fun, then dump. You will also get a song out of it and laughs. |
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Have fun!
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Chiefs are really turning into the 90s Bulls lol
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Rodman turned Carmen inside out back in the day.
Still would. https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.mdGki1...pr=1.3&pid=1.7 |
Hope the 'Left Eye' curse isn't real and his house gets burned down and she drives off a cliff
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im googling now and scottie pippen banged the hell out of madonna
pippen's dong was legendary and she used to have a limo waiting for him when the bulls went to LA |
ROFL at TAY-TAY
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Chris Jones needs to pay attention, if you wanna make a bigger payday ,this is how it's done
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You guys realize he’s engaged and having a baby with Nicole?
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it's wild
jordan was jealous of pippen because he wanted to bang madonna competitive prick |
It all started at a charity event. Travis had put away several Coors Lights, Taylor still upset over her recent break up continuing her week long cocaine binge.
They made eye contact at first & Tay Tay playfully played with Travies chest hair while he was making a stupid joke about his time on SNL. After realizing this was more than just casual flirting, Travis asked another party goer (Gus Ferrotte) if he had any condoms. Gus did not but this didn't stop Travis from banging out Taylor. Let's just say Travis lasted longer than the :13 it took to beat Buffalo. |
“13 seconds was enough to break Buffalo in half”
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Posted this in the jag thread, glad it got its own post. I was too lazy to make one.
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I'm happy if Travis is happy.
I must admit that I enjoy the fame and fortune that is the Kansas City Chiefs right now. |
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https://media.tenor.com/9ZImh7U6RL4A...jim-carrey.gif |
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Some guys just want the hard to get woman. Good for him.
They are just enjoying the moment of the pump and dump. He will be number 3 deep inside that this year that we know of. |
Can she speed up the recovery of his knee?
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Who gives a ****, just get back on the field. (OnTheWarpath15's Version)
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Get in and get out. You're gonna have a song written about you regardless.
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Omg this is so awesome
How much more publicity can we get? Taylor Swift now as a Chiefs fan?? |
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I'm old, but what exactly does "linked up" mean?
Ph # for texting? email? DM? I'm sure Travis has high hopes for putting his D in her V. |
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She is making a million dollars a day this year.
Get that bag Trav |
Travis pipes her good one time and she just might buy him a jet
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Oh cool. I thought it was another ghetto skank. I approve.
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And I don't know, guys. I obviously love Travis but I think he's too much of a player for Tay-Tay. She's fragile. And ultimately, she'll cut the cord quickly and probably end up breaking his heart. |
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There he is. |
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They make an odd couple.
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She might write a song about the Chiefs, but Queen would sue her for the title, "We are the Champions".
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I bet Swift has a bigger posse to show off then Travis.
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Two months in and I bet her legs are closed like a well oiled bear trap.
She’s cute but doesn’t give off any sexy vibes. When Trav finds out she lays like a dead fish, he’ll split. |
Fake news.
She only dates white guys. |
It's funny. I know Swift is a major big deal, has legions of rabid fans, and has made more money than God. But I couldn't name a single one of her songs, and while I must have heard one at some point, I certainly didn't know it at the time. She is cute, though, if you go in for that bony blonde look, which I don't.
Yes, I'm old. Get off my lawn. If this is true, I just hope it doesn't cause any distractions/problems for the team. |
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Isn't everyone's? |
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You never know though until you get them alone and comfortable. Those kind of assumptions don't always work. She was with John Mayer for a while and that guy is supposedly a freak. |
Her fan base is a loony tune crew of women. They are borderline crazy I'm sure. Chiefs fan base could grow crazy huge with her.
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A few years ago I listened to two of her songs back to back as an experiment. I thought I'd accidentally played the first song twice, but then realized that the two songs sounded exactly the same to me. They weren't bad, but they weren't memorable or unique to me in any way. Maybe I'm spoiled by growing up with Boston and Kansas and Fogelberg in the greatest music era ever. |
If 13 is her lucky number. Travis can get her hot several times before it wears off. I assume it wears off :whackit:
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And you and I are clearly about the same age. :D |
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Kelce's fan base is a loony tune crew of camaro-driving, fat, bald guys with goatees. |
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